James Bond Actor Wants Some Boy-on-Boy Action
The newest actor to portray James Bond, Daniel Craig, stated the character could use some updating and modernizing. He claimed the best way to do this is to give the notorious ladies man some new proclivities. Craig suggested a gay scene might spice things up.
"I mean, look at (British TV series) Doctor Whothat has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye," he added.
Craig also stated he was fine going full-frontal in the newest Bond installment, Casino Royale.
"Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it,"
Um, ok
Was it really your dick, dude? Craig reportedly had a body double for nude scenes.
"I had stunt men all the way. Stunt penises? I've got four or five."
Whats with the stunt penis? Dame Judi Dench claimed you have a gigantic schlong. She caught a glimpse of your junk when she was stalking you outside your trailer.
She revealed: "It's an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldn't have said that. How uncouth of me!"
Oh, Judi! You dirty girl!
New 007 Is A Great Actor, Says (Undoubtedly Unbiased) Co-Star
Bond fans apparently have nothing to worry about. One of the co-stars of new flick "Casino Royale" says actor Daniel Craig does the super-agent franchise proud.
According to Caterina Murino, who plays 007's lover in the 21st Bond flick, Craig brings something new to the role.
"When he's going to kill someone, he looks like a real killer. When he kisses me, when he makes love, he's so sexy."
Um, it's called acting. Still, Craig must be grateful for the ringing endorsement. Fans of the series - and some critics - piled on when he was cast as the new Bond, saying he was the wrong choice.
"How can a short, blond actor with the rough face of a professional boxer and a penchant for playing killers, cranks, cads and gigolos pull off the role of a tall, dark, handsome and suave secret agent?"
Moviegoers will have the chance to decide for themselves. "Casino Royale comes out November 17, 2006.