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  • FRIDAY OCTOBER 1 2010 12:05 AM

Doing it with Tara: Fun With 7 Inches and Caulk Blood

by Tara Diane

I’ve been itching to do a project involving caulk (mostly for the jokes, obviously) and finally came up with something! Last year for Halloween I was zombie Hermione Granger and I had a headband with a bloody wand stuck through it. So we are going to recreate that in this entry (substituting 7 inches for a wand) for all of you aspiring zombies who want to have shit sticking in/through your head.



What You’ll Need


  • Some sort of fast-drying glue. I used a hot glue gun.

  • A thin plastic headband.

  • CAULK. Small caulks work better for this project, but I used an average sized caulk and just added a pastry tip onto it to make the tip smaller. Just make sure you don’t get the caulk that requires a gun!

  • Red and brown acrylic paints (and paprika, optional!).

  • Something to stick through your head. (I used a 45 of effing LOVERBOY. Why did I have that?!)

  • Something to cut aforementioned object.






  • 1. Cut your object so that it fits on the headband. It can be a rough cut. If you’re doing something like a stick or a knife you can just cut a straight line, but if you’re doing something like a record you have to trace the headband and cut around it. I used a shitty wood burner to cut mine. Albums are very easy to cut. If you have an old knife you don’t mind ruining, just get it very hot (hold a lighter to it) and it will slice through like buttah.

    2. Glue the object to the headband with fast drying glue. Hot glue guns work best :]



    3. Slowly rub your caulk all over the edges of the headband. Your caulk doesn’t have to look perfect, it’s the little imperfections that make it great. Your friends aren’t going to point and laugh if your caulk is a little lumpy or crooked. And if you mess up your caulk, you can always cut parts of it off later. This was my first time handling caulk and I felt like I did a pretty okay job with it; definitely satisfied with my caulk job.



    4. Once youre satisfied with your caulk, let it dry overnight.



    5. When you feel your caulk and it’s nice and stiff, you can start painting it. First paint all of your caulk red. If you get messy with it don’t worry, it shouldn’t look perfect! Add in brown paint spots and kind of just try to make your caulk look as much like bloody brains as possible. I actually put paprika on my caulk to give it some more color and texture.

    6. Let it dry. When you put it on, add some fake blood on the headband and in your hair around the area.





    Don’t worry; I’m still working on my zombie face. Have a good week :]

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    • THURSDAY JULY 23 2009 6:00 AM

    Dirty Laundry: Cosplay 4 Comic Con

    Playing dress-up is always fun, and there's no better place to do it than at Comic Con. Here's what Suicide Girls will be putting on -- and taking off -- this year at the ultimate superhero, sci-fi and genre event.



























    SuicideGirls will be out in force at this year's Comic Con (July 23-26 @ San Diego Convention Center) with not one -- but two booths (#433 and #2229). We'll have 20 of our hottest girls on hand for you to meet in person. They'll also be happy to sign stuff and take snaps.

    The girls will be entering into the cosplay fray, wearing different outfits each day. Be sure to check back in at our booths so you don't miss out on your favorite costume.

    Want to party with us? SuicideGirls will be the special guests at SD Comic Con's largest party, X-Sanguin V111, which takes place on Saturday July 25th at Spin Night Club (8.30 PM - 3.00 AM). Costumes are encouraged. Tickets cost $32 (or $150 for VIP) and are on sale now. Go to FreaksNightOut.com for more info and to purchase.

    Did we miss your favorite cosplay shot? If so, upload it to our Remix Album (the girls are also name-checked at this link).

    Check back for more Dirty Laundry and let SuicideGirls show you the best way to (un)dress.

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    • WEDNESDAY MAY 27 2009 4:00 PM

    SuicideGirls Cosplay At Comic Con

    SuicideGirls will be out in force at this year's Comic Con (July 23-26 @ San Diego Convention Center) with not one -- but two booths (#433 and #2229).

    We'll have 15 of our hottest girls on hand for you to meet in person. They'll also be happy to sign stuff and take snaps.

    Here's where we need a little help from you. To enter into the spirit of Comic Con, a few of the girls want to get in on the cosplay action and dress up. And, of course, they want to please you. We'd therefore like you to let us know what costumes you want to see the girls wearing by voting for your fave out of the options below:



      1. Uhura (Star Trek)
      2. Dharma Initiative member (Lost)
      3. Fight Club (SG Style)
      4. Venom Girls (Spiderman)
      5. Tank Girl (Tank Girl)
      6. The Baroness (GI Joe)
      7. Hermione (Harry Potter)
      8. Starbuck (Battle Star Galactica)
      9. Triana Orpheus (Venture Brothers)
      10. Ghost Busters



    Click HERE to cast your vote in our online poll.



    Want to party with us? SuicideGirls will be the special guests at SD Comic Con's largest party, X-Sanguin V111, which takes place on Saturday July 25th at Spin Night Club (8.30 PM - 3.00 AM). Costumes are encouraged. Tickets cost $32 (or $150 for VIP) and are on sale now. Go to FreaksNightOut.com for more info and to purchase.