Advertorial/Competition: Get Intimate With Spread On Us




"This is getting really uncomfortable," says Spread star Ashton Kutcher after watching his character get fucked in a leather chair during commentary embedded in the special features of the DVD version the film. Indeed Kutcher complains that acting in the film often caused him intense discomfort -- "agony" even -- brought on by frequent and severe bouts of vasocongestion in his nether regions (a condition more commonly referred to as blue balls).

Those who watched the film in theaters earlier this year may empathize as the film features some of the hottest sex scenes seen in a mainstream film in recent years. Thus, as Kutcher waited until the cameras stopped rolling to work out frustrations brought on by the day's acting off set with his wife Demi Moore, many cinemagoers had similarly uncomfortable commutes home. Needless to say, Spread is likely to do considerably better when it's released on DVD and Blu-Ray on Nov 10th than it did at the box office, for this is a film best experienced in the private confines of your own home (preferably with relief close at hand if you catch our drift).

In Spread, Kutcher plays Nikki a charming freeloader who hopes to get ahead by getting head -- and servicing the needs of his wealthy female companions. Co-star Anne Heche is perhaps the film's biggest surprise however. She plays Samantha, one of Nikki's well-heeled marks. It's without doubt the Sappho-esque actresses' most erotic role to date. "I've gone further in this movie than I have ever before," says Heche, before adding, "Why didn't I do this when I was 22?"

The actress and mother of two, who hit forty in May of this year, confronts the no holes barred (pun intended) sex scenes with a refreshing honesty. Though the action is often graphic, Heche's toned body shows scant evidence of the two children it bore, and the numerous encounters with Kutcher's character are both hyper-erotic and hyper-real.

Samantha may accuse Nikki of being "nothing but six inches and a pretty face," but it's his mastery of the art of the pick-up that gives the Hollywood player -- and therefore the film -- an edge. Indeed, in the aforementioned commentary, Kutcher fesses up to being a student of The Game, journalist Neill Strauss' infamous seduction bible (which spawned the VH1 reality show The Pick-Up Artist).

Throughout the film, Kutcher's character schools us on the basics of The Game: "There is only one pick up line -- Hi, what's your name? -- everything else is cheese." Player-centric tips such as "Never show her you're impressed -- it lowers your market value" and "You want to give them a good fucking, but not too good -- leave a little room for the relationship to grow" keep the dialog sharp and heighten the irony when the master player ultimately gets outplayed.

Visually, the third character in the plot is Samantha's sleek and stunning, glass-walled Hollywood Hills home -- Nikki's Spread du jour -- which serves as the film's sensual playground. However, for drama's sake, emotionally, the love triangle is completed by newcomer Margarita Levieva's character, Heather, who brings unexpected chaos to Nikki's highly controlled world.

Though Spread is an erotic comedy caper that celebrates all that is wrong with Los Angeles -- a metropolis that idolizes the beautiful and superficial -- Kutcher, unlike his character, is wise enough to keep his baser Hollywood instincts in check. "I've played the game enough to know it doesn't end well," says Kutcher, who married his smokin' hot older women in 2005. "The only way to win is through true passion and love*."



WIN SPREAD TO GO

SuicideGirls has teamed up with Anchor Bay Films for a special competition so you can get intimate with Spread in the privacy of your own home. Winners will receive one of three copies of Spread on either Blu-Ray or DVD (your choice).

Answer the following question to enter:

Which lady would you prefer to be your sugar momma -- Anne Heche or Margarita Levieva?

(See pics at: www.flickr.com/photos/spreadthemovie)

Send entries via email to spread@suicidegirls.com. Please remember to include the following information:

1. Name
2. Address
3. Date of Birth
4. Preferred format (Blu-Ray or DVD)

Contest closes on November 23, 2009 at midnight PST. Winners will be notified by email on or before November 27. No purchase necessary. Must be18 years or older to enter.

For more information on Spread and the DVD/Blu-Ray release go to Spread-themovie.com.



Footnote:
* The only disclaimer being that Nikki's trademark "rollover sleeping smile" has apparently worked well for Kutcher off screen too, enabling him to avoid getting out of bed to take out the trash on more than one occasion when asked by his wife.

SuicideGirls has teamed up with the folks behind the new film Spread to bring you a special movie themed competition. Winners will receive a giclee fine art print of the Spread poster image signed the artist, David Ellis, and the star of Spread, Ashton Kutcher.

Spread is an erotic caper and cautionary Hollywood tale. Think Red Shoe Diaries meets Cruel Intentions -- or a Wild Orchid for Generation Z. It stars Ashton Kutcher, who plays Nikki, a charming freeloader, who trades his sexual prowess for the financial advantages ladies of a certain age and position can provide. As the film heats up, Nikki gets caught in a love/lust triangle between Samantha (Anne Heche), a mature woman with a sleek car, beautiful property and a well balanced portfolio, and Heather (Margarita Levieva), a hot young waitress who may just end up beating him at his own game. However, Nikki's tried and tested dating technique will always mean he'll end up on top -- with the object of his affections underneath:

Nikki's Top Ten Pickup Tips:

1. There's only one opening line: "Hi, I'm Nikki." Everything else is cheese.
2. Never show her you're impressed. It lowers your market value.
3. You've got to look like a rebel before you look like a sensitive guy.
4. You can't go wrong with girls' tennis.
5. Cook her dinner. It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. Girls grade on effort. It is almost better when the meal is a flop.
6. When a girl tells you you're not getting any, before you ask....before you even try...you're getting some.
7. You want to give them a good fucking. But not too good. Leave a little room for the relationship to grow.
8. I always follow up a meaningless fuck with a chatty phone call. An easy call after a lay can go a long way.
9. I am homeless, carless, and completely unreliable. But I do have a cell phone, that happens to be right beside her. That is right baby, 19 other offers and I am here creating equity with you.
10. Think of it as an point system: 1 for flowers. 2 dinner. 3 for an orgasm. You need 26 points for them to trust you. Then you can go back to watching football.

Have you got a line that's guaranteed to open more than a conversation that you'd like to share with the world?

Enter our special competition to win one of three limited-edition autographed giclee fine art prints of the David Ellis-designed Spread campaign image.

To enter all you have to do is tweet your pickup line, close it with "@spreadthemovie," take a screenshot of your message as it appears on Twitter and email it to: spread@suicidegirls.com.



If you don't have a Twitter account, you can go to Spread-TheMovie.com and click on the "Express Yourself" link to enter your message directly -- Just remember to take a screen shot of it and email it to: spread@suicidegirls.com.

Three winners will be chosen at random from all valid entries. The prints will be autographed by David Ellis and Ashton Kutcher



Competition closes at midnight PST on Aug 14th. Winners will be notified by August 21, 2009.

Spread opens on August 14. Go to Spread-TheMovie.com for more info. Tickets available at Spread-TheMovie.com/showtimes.htm