Moment of Clarity: Are We In The Middle Of A Zombie Apocalypse? (And If So, Can Someone Eat Simon Cowell’s Brain Already?)
by Lee Camp (video) Look around you. Are there zombies? Are there vampires? If you answered yes, then maybe you don't need to watch this video. If...
Moment of Clarity: Why Can’t War Be Fun For The Whole Family?
by Lee Camp (video) We already treat war like it's some kind of game without real world consequences. So why not take it that next step? Introducing...
Moment of Clarity: Did The Lord Say To Be A Greedy A$$hole?
by Lee Camp (video) As I say in the video, I don't believe the Bible is anything more than a collection of some mildly fascinating fairytales with...
NEW SG Interview: Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg – American Reunion
by Fred Topel I go back a long way with the writer/directors of the fourth American Pie movie. I saw their first film Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle...
Got Jesus? – 10 Unlikely Businesses, Products And Services That Claim To Have JC On Their Side
by Damon Martin Have you been looking for a new way to let Jesus into your life? Well, this list of God-related businesses, products and services might...
Things I Like That You Might Like Too: Pirates
by Aaron Colter Since I was old enough to legally get a job, I've been working for record stores, comic book shops, publishers, and magazines. If people...
Things I Like That You Might Like Too: Emerald City Comic Con
by Aaron Colter Hello folks, and welcome back to another round of Things You Like That I Might Like Too. For those of you that haven’t played before,...
SG Radio feat. Vaud and the Villains
(image) This Sunday (Feb 13th) our very special in-studio guests will be LA’s very own 19 piece 1930s New Orleans Orchestra and Cabaret – Vaud and the...
SG Radio feat. Kristian Hoffman and Lucha VaVoom
This Sunday (Feb 6th) our very special in-studio guests will be psychedelic pop/rock dandy Kristian Hoffman and Mexican masked wrestling/burlesque/comedy...
Male Workplace Bathroom Etiquette: A Primer
by Matt Dunbar For many men, one of the most confusing facets of the transition from college to the workplace occurs not in the proverbial boardroom or...
The Art of SuicideGirls feat. Sundae
by Suri Suicide (image) Artist/SG Member Name: Sundae Suicide Mission Statement: “I live in Israel, the country of great humus and endless politic conflicts.
Six Step Guide To Moving Back In With Your Parents
by Matt Dunbar Bankruptcies and bailouts. Widespread unemployment. A once booming and diverse economy now exclusively based on the production of Shakeweights...
MoveOn Say Salvation Is In Your Hands
by Nicole Powers Arnold Schwarzenegger may have moved over to the dark side when he came out as a Republican and decided to take California, but MoveOn.org...
What Donald Glover Can Teach Us About The Nature of Identity
By Edward Kelly On paper, it seems like a no-brainer. Comedy and rap should, in theory, go together like Shakespeare and the stage – or CBS and derivative...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Double Down
Earlier this year, I decided it would probably be a good idea to not be so damn fat. Getting healthier overall laid more seemed like a worthwhile possible...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Subway
When I think shit food, I think Italian. Not because it’s bad. Oh, fuck no. I mean shit food in the way that every single dish is out to clog your arteries...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Panda Express
I fucking love Chinese food. I do. And if you don't, you're probably just a racist. You need to get past Pearl Harbor, dude. It was over a hundred...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: BK Angry Whopper!
I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed. I mean this both literally and figuratively. Not only was I in a pissy mood, but I was also on the...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Burger King Mushroom and Swiss Steakhouse Burger
I love Swiss cheese. Its packed with glory-holes of deliciousness. I love mushrooms, too, even if they make me so gassy I could fart the entire chainsaw...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: JITB BBQ Bacon Sirloin Burger
Remember 1993? Boy, I sure do. I was obsessed with White Zombie, Warhammer 40,000, and pretty much every girl's tits at school. And, yes, I am including...
Speak Geek to Me: Take Back the Music
Stories about the RIAA bullying music fans are so ubiquitous it's nearly becoming white noise. The association has been trying to kill ants with a...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Something McWicked This Way Comes
Once upon a time, in a magical place called "the '80s", I was a young lad and my old man sat me down and told me the three secrets of life.
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Taco Bell Big Bell Box Meal
If you can count, and have mastered the Gregorian calendar, then you know that today is Cinco de Mayo. This festival of celebration and revelry proudly...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: KFC Famous Bowls
The Colonel and I have had very differing ideas on what fried chicken should be for quite some time now. I think it should be hot, fresh, and tasty. He...
Yo! Advertisers Rap
(image) TRUE FACT: No matter how mundane, or even disagreeable, the product or idea in question is, even the most stalwart can be persuaded with logic swathed...
Prisoner on Death Row Wants to Die Laughing
(image) If theres one benefit of knowing exactly when youll die -- say, if youre on death row -- its that youve got plenty of time to think of...
The King is Dead: Bernie Mac Quits Stand Up
Bernie Mac, star of the imaginatively titled The Bernie Mac Show, has decided to hang up whatever it is standup comedians hang up when they retire (usually...
SuicideGirls 4 Comic Relief
(image) Prints and Order details HERE Every two years there is a national fund-raising event in the UK called Comic Relief. It is often casually referred...
911 Satire Stink
A new British comedy show is causing outrage among conservatives on both sides of the Atlantic. The program, entitled The Time Trumpet, was created by...



