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  • MONDAY SEPTEMBER 10 2012 1:17 PM

Moment of Clarity: Are We In The Middle Of A Zombie Apocalypse? (And If So, Can Someone Eat Simon Cowell’s Brain Already?)

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Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Activism, Blog, Comedy, Entertainment, Movies, Politics, TV, #OWS, Occupy, Occupy Wall Street

by Lee Camp (video) Look around you. Are there zombies? Are there vampires? If you answered yes, then maybe you don't need to watch this video. If...

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  • WEDNESDAY AUGUST 8 2012 9:04 PM

Moment of Clarity: Why Can’t War Be Fun For The Whole Family?

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Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Activism, Blog, Comedy, Entertainment, Politics, TV, #OWS, Occupy, Occupy Wall Street

by Lee Camp (video) We already treat war like it's some kind of game without real world consequences. So why not take it that next step? Introducing...

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  • TUESDAY JULY 17 2012 1:25 PM

Moment of Clarity: Did The Lord Say To Be A Greedy A$$hole?

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Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Activism, Blog, Politics, comedy, Entertainment, Lee Camp, Moment of Clarity

by Lee Camp (video) As I say in the video, I don't believe the Bible is anything more than a collection of some mildly fascinating fairytales with...

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  • THURSDAY APRIL 5 2012 9:02 PM

NEW SG Interview: Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg – American Reunion

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Tags: Blog, Comedy, Entertainment, Interviews, Movies, American Pie, American Reunion, Hayden Schlossberg, Jon Hurwitz, Stiflers Mom

by Fred Topel I go back a long way with the writer/directors of the fourth American Pie movie. I saw their first film Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle...

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  • MONDAY APRIL 4 2011 9:03 PM

Got Jesus? – 10 Unlikely Businesses, Products And Services That Claim To Have JC On Their Side

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Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Blog, Comedy, atheism, Christianity, Faith, Jesus, religion

by Damon Martin Have you been looking for a new way to let Jesus into your life? Well, this list of God-related businesses, products and services might...

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  • FRIDAY MARCH 18 2011 12:05 AM

Things I Like That You Might Like Too: Pirates

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Tags: Blog, Entertainment, Geek, Internuts, Music, Aaron Colter, Banana Stand Media, Books, comedy, Comics, dark horse comics, Gaming

by Aaron Colter Since I was old enough to legally get a job, I've been working for record stores, comic book shops, publishers, and magazines. If people...

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  • THURSDAY MARCH 10 2011 11:05 PM

Things I Like That You Might Like Too: Emerald City Comic Con

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Tags: Blog, Comics, Entertainment, Aaron Colter, Banana Stand Media, Books, comedy, dark horse comics, Gaming, Geek, Internuts, Music

by Aaron Colter Hello folks, and welcome back to another round of Things You Like That I Might Like Too. For those of you that haven’t played before,...

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  • TUESDAY FEBRUARY 8 2011 11:04 PM

SG Radio feat. Vaud and the Villains

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Tags: All Things SG, Blog, Burlesque, Comedy, Entertainment, Music, SG Radio

(image) This Sunday (Feb 13th) our very special in-studio guests will be LA’s very own 19 piece 1930s New Orleans Orchestra and Cabaret – Vaud and the...

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  • FRIDAY FEBRUARY 4 2011 12:11 AM

SG Radio feat. Kristian Hoffman and Lucha VaVoom

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Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: All Things SG, Blog, Burlesque, Comedy, Entertainment, Music, SG Radio

This Sunday (Feb 6th) our very special in-studio guests will be psychedelic pop/rock dandy Kristian Hoffman and Mexican masked wrestling/burlesque/comedy...

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  • WEDNESDAY JANUARY 26 2011 1:46 AM

Male Workplace Bathroom Etiquette: A Primer

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Tags: Blog, Comedy, Relationships, Sex, Society

by Matt Dunbar For many men, one of the most confusing facets of the transition from college to the workplace occurs not in the proverbial boardroom or...

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  • SUNDAY NOVEMBER 14 2010 11:05 PM

The Art of SuicideGirls feat. Sundae

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Tags: All Things SG, Art, Blog, Comedy

by Suri Suicide (image) Artist/SG Member Name: Sundae Suicide Mission Statement: “I live in Israel, the country of great humus and endless politic conflicts.

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  • TUESDAY NOVEMBER 2 2010 12:04 AM

Six Step Guide To Moving Back In With Your Parents

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Tags: Blog, Politics, Relationships, Society, comedy, economy, humor, unemployment

by Matt Dunbar Bankruptcies and bailouts. Widespread unemployment. A once booming and diverse economy now exclusively based on the production of Shakeweights...

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  • MONDAY OCTOBER 25 2010 3:24 PM

MoveOn Say Salvation Is In Your Hands

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Tags: Activism, Blog, Comedy, Politics, Viral Videos, House, Laura Dawn, MoveOn, Olivia Wilde, Sarah Connor, The Onion, The Terminator

by Nicole Powers Arnold Schwarzenegger may have moved over to the dark side when he came out as a Republican and decided to take California, but MoveOn.org...

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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 21 2010 12:04 AM

What Donald Glover Can Teach Us About The Nature of Identity

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Tags: Blog, Comics, Entertainment, Movies, Music, TV, 30 Rock, Baddd Spellah, Childish Gambino, comedy, Community, Culdesac, Ice Cube, MC Chris, MC Frontalot, Mystery Team, nerdcore, rap, Steve Martin

By Edward Kelly On paper, it seems like a no-brainer. Comedy and rap should, in theory, go together like Shakespeare and the stage – or CBS and derivative...

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  • FRIDAY MAY 28 2010 4:30 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Double Down

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: humor, comedy, double down, kfc, shit, food, review

Earlier this year, I decided it would probably be a good idea to not be so damn fat. Getting healthier overall laid more seemed like a worthwhile possible...

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  • SATURDAY MARCH 13 2010 7:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Subway

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: sandwich, Italian, Subway, foot long, humor, comedy, shit food review, food, review

When I think shit food, I think Italian. Not because it’s bad. Oh, fuck no. I mean shit food in the way that every single dish is out to clog your arteries...

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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 21 2009 7:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Panda Express

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: Panda Express, fast food, commentary, humor, comedy, Chinese, chicken, beef

I fucking love Chinese food. I do. And if you don't, you're probably just a racist. You need to get past Pearl Harbor, dude. It was over a hundred...

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  • FRIDAY JANUARY 30 2009 6:30 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: BK Angry Whopper!

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: Burger King, Whopper, Angry, food, burger, comedy, funny

I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed. I mean this both literally and figuratively. Not only was I in a pissy mood, but I was also on the...

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  • TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4 2008 5:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Burger King Mushroom and Swiss Steakhouse Burger

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: Food, review, wtf, comedy, mushrooms, swiss, burger king

I love Swiss cheese. It’s packed with glory-holes of deliciousness. I love mushrooms, too, even if they make me so gassy I could fart the entire chainsaw...

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  • MONDAY JULY 14 2008 9:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: JITB BBQ Bacon Sirloin Burger

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: Jack in the box, funny, comedy, burger, food, review, shit, BBQ, bacon

Remember 1993? Boy, I sure do. I was obsessed with White Zombie, Warhammer 40,000, and pretty much every girl's tits at school. And, yes, I am including...

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  • MONDAY JULY 14 2008 6:00 AM

Speak Geek to Me: Take Back the Music

Submitted by mightymur

Edited by mightymur

Tags: funny music, comedy, RIAA

Stories about the RIAA bullying music fans are so ubiquitous it's nearly becoming white noise. The association has been trying to kill ants with a...

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  • TUESDAY MAY 27 2008 9:00 AM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Something McWicked This Way Comes

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: Mcdonalds, pizza, wtf, comedy, humor

Once upon a time, in a magical place called "the '80s", I was a young lad and my old man sat me down and told me the three secrets of life.

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  • MONDAY MAY 5 2008 7:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Taco Bell Big Bell Box Meal

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: Taco Bell, Bacon, Chalupa, burrito, taco, comedy, review, fast food

If you can count, and have mastered the Gregorian calendar, then you know that today is Cinco de Mayo. This festival of celebration and revelry proudly...

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  • TUESDAY APRIL 15 2008 8:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: KFC Famous Bowls

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: KFC, Patton Oswalt, fast food, commentary, humor, comedy

The Colonel and I have had very differing ideas on what fried chicken should be for quite some time now. I think it should be hot, fresh, and tasty. He...

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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 13 2007 8:00 AM

Yo! Advertisers Rap

Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_

Edited by _DictionaryGirl_

Tags: advertising, cheeseburgers, nerdcore, microsoft, apple, comedy, everything I hold dear

(image) TRUE FACT: No matter how mundane, or even disagreeable, the product or idea in question is, even the most stalwart can be persuaded with logic swathed...

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  • MONDAY JUNE 4 2007 7:00 PM

Prisoner on Death Row Wants to Die Laughing

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Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: death penalty, death row, comedy, joke, convict, execution

(image) If there’s one benefit of knowing exactly when you’ll die -- say, if you’re on death row -- it’s that you’ve got plenty of time to think of...

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  • MONDAY MARCH 26 2007 11:00 PM

The King is Dead: Bernie Mac Quits Stand Up

Submitted by PointBlank

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Bernie Mac, Comedy

Bernie Mac, star of the imaginatively titled The Bernie Mac Show, has decided to hang up whatever it is standup comedians hang up when they retire (usually...

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  • FRIDAY MARCH 16 2007 2:00 AM

SuicideGirls 4 Comic Relief

Submitted by Cherry

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: charity, comic relief, prints, red nose day, uk, comedy, fundraiser, suicidegirls

(image) Prints and Order details HERE Every two years there is a national fund-raising event in the UK called Comic Relief. It is often casually referred...

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  • THURSDAY AUGUST 3 2006 10:00 AM

911 Satire Stink

Submitted by UpTight

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: 911, terrorism, armando ianucci, bbc, satire, comedy

A new British comedy show is causing outrage among conservatives on both sides of the Atlantic. The program, entitled The Time Trumpet, was created by...

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