Who Will Bush Pardon?
The Bush presidency is in its waning days - an administration marked by scandals ranging from the firing of US attorneys for political reasons, the Plame...
Can You Believe It Hilary? I Cannot!
Hilary once appeared to be the perfect candidate for feminist voters intelligent, determined, and dedicated in her pursuit of valiant social causes...
Meet The Gastards
Last week, John McCain proposed an idea so incredibly stupid that Hillary Clinton decided to jump on board the next day. McCain and Clinton want to have...
Candidates on a Political "Smackdown"
As if the Democratic debate from Philadelphia last week wasn't a big enough farce, all three presidential candidates made appearances on World Wrestling...
Democratic Healthcare Plans = Horseshit
(image) Those of you who think the Democratic presidential candidates will solve the healthcare crisis in any way are horribly wrong. The current plans...
I Miss The Old Made Up Scandals
(image) Remember Travelgate? How cute was that scandal? It started in May of 1993 when seven employees of the White House Travel Office were fired after...
Democrats Think Gays Can Almost Be People
(image) Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on the right idiots. Democrats...
Republicans Still Getting Their Asses Kicked
(image) Remember back in April when the first quarter fundraising reports showed how badly Democrats were trouncing their Republican rivals? Well the second...
Democrats Gaining Ground
(image) Among the youth, that is. Or so they say, anyway. In reading the source article, the above was the statistic that jumped out at me the most.
Barack Obama is the New Hotness
(image) Or so say the first quarter fundraising reports, at least. Not only did he report over 66% more individual donors than Senator Hillary Clinton,...
Newt Gingrich: The Hypocrite We All Knew He Was
(image) The Clinton impeachment trial stands out in the minds of many who remember it as one of the most ridiculous political fiascos in decades. From...
True Stories by Rob Corddry: Harold and Kumar Journal
When it is my privilege to be working on a motion picture I often keep a journal of the process, both for posterity and so that, someday, young aspiring...
Shhh! It's a Clinton cover-up
If South Park is to be believed (as it always should be), 25% of the American public are retards, who believe the Islamist attacks on 9/11 were actually...
Lunatic, Socialist, Hippie Senator Wants Universal Health Care
Twelve years ago America said no to a Clinton plan to create a massive bureaucracy and lower the standard of medical care by giving every American health...
Totally Heterosexual Condi Rice Is A Liar
On Tuesday, the very straight Condoleezza Rice denied a claim by Bill Clinton. During an interview on Fox News, Clinton said he at least tried to stop bin...
The GOP Has Always Been Against Bin Laden.... Right?
This past weekend Bill Clinton went off on something of a tirade against GOP sock puppet Chris Wallace of FOX News when Wallace suggested that Clinton hadn't...
ABC is the new Stalin
ABC has made a delightful docudrama about the World Trade Center attacks called The Path to 9/11. The movie was written by a right wing activist...
It's Up to You, New York, New York
Presidential election cycles are apparently getting longer and longer. It seems like Bush had just been inaugurated into his second term when people were...
Ann Coulter Gay Bashing.... Bill Clinton?
It wouldn't come as a shock to most people, conservative or liberal, that Ann Coulter, the right's answer to Noam Chomsky (if he were first beaten,...
Your Turn, Republicans
Tomorrow Valerie Plame Wilson, Ambassador Joseph Wilson and their lawyer will hold a news conference where they will announce the filing of a civil lawsuit...