China Riots: Are Uyghurs The New Tibetans?
I've been to Urumqi and spent some time with the Uyghurs, and have been tracking their fate for years, so here's some information on the China...
China's New Olympic Rules
Ahh, the Olympics: the traditions; the majesty; the competitive spirit; the graceful athleticism and the...the political restrictions? That's right.
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #43
Welcome to the first ever Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Its never been done before and Im a bit nervous. Ive scoured the weeks news and located the...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #35
Happy Asshole Fuckface day. As I tour the country, speaking of Asshole Fuckfacery of yesteryear, I am often asked, Who was the first? After 84 hours...
Finally, Toddlers Get Access To Date Rape Drugs And Lead
(image) It is a great time to be a kid. When I was young, my parents didnt buy me date rape drugs as a present for Christmas, which means I couldnt...
Tuesday Tasting: Girls In Gaming
(image) Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech. China Company Bans Men-Role-Playing-Women Aurora Technology, under Shanda...
Where Lowest Price Is The Leash
(image) So now it's War on Dollar Stores. In China, the fake meds, fraudulent foodstuffs and tarnished toothpaste scares are making very real the danger...
Why the Fuck is China Still Pulling this Shark Fin Soup Bullshit?
(image) It's hard to write about China without writing a fucking treatise. There are just so many critical avenues down which one can go: female infanticide,...
Sorry Your War With China Didnt Work Out, Idiots
(image) How fucking awesome would it be if we were at war with China right now? Our satellites would have been taken down, our aircraft carriers sunk and...
Antifreeze: For Arctic-Fresh Breath!
(image) There's this old axiom that "you get what you pay for," and it's admittedly true at some level: there's no point in pretending...
China Wins War Against River
(image) It appears China has finally defeated the Yangtze River, in what has been an epic battle for centuries. According to the state run newspaper China...
Man-Hating Women Unite
(image) China, that feminist utopia, is apparently doing what it can to make anti-feminist nightmares come true: Charming. Apparently the goal here is...
Tattooed Tribe of Chinese Women: Scarred for Life?
(image) Tattooing Chinese women was a coming-of-age ritual that guaranteed marriage in the Li tribe. Up until the 1960s, the women living in isolated areas...
China Kicks Off New Space Arms Race?
Most people associate space weapons with the fantastical vaporware that characterized much of the Reagan-era Strategic Defense Initiative, or "Star...
US Military Holds Ongoing Garage Sale For Our Enemies
The military has found a great way to get rid of surplus equipment; sell it to Iran and China! According to MSNBC, sensitive military surplus items are...
China's Coal Boom Creates Giant Poison Clouds
(image) China is experiencing an unprecedented boom in coal mining (coal? they still have that?) and soon will have over 2500 poison-spewing new power stations...
Humans: 1, Baiji: 0. RIP, Baiji.
(image) A six week search of the Yangtze River in China proved fruitless for scientists searching for signs of the baiji, also known as the white dolphin.
Jay-Z Banned from Chinese Stage
When Jay-Z is asked by customs officials whether the purpose of his visit in China is "business or pleasure," Hova will be forced to answer "pleasure."...
US Finally Has a Legitimate Reason to Bomb China
In one of the most horrible acts ever committed by a country, China has banned The Simpsons from prime time. Beginning on Sept 1st, foreign cartoons will...
Walmart to Pay Lip Service to Chinese Unions
Walmart is the Standard Oil of the 21st century, it's the ubiquitous, omnipotent, corporate octopus, the company that everyone loves to hate. High...
Shanghai: "I, China" at Da-space
Vinyl toys are not exclusive to Happy Meals. All around the world, they've become 3-D canvases for the most contemporary forms of art: graffiti,...
Cai Guo-Qiang: Folk Explosion
Gunpowder guru Cai Guo-Qiang does more with fireworks than blow off a digit once in awhile drunk at the beach on Independence Day. Some of his prolific...