Classic Set of The Day: Glitch - Hopscotch
Classic Set of the Day: Glitch - Hopscotch (image) Classic set of the Day nominated by walrasian He will get a 3 month subscription for having his classic...
It's a Leftist Takeover, Canadian Style
When Canada wants to bring down a government, we go about it a little bit differently than some other countries. When we wanted to throw off the shackles...
Yes, Canada Had a Debate, Too!
Canada's federal Leaders Debate has never seen a talk like this before. In a debate first, the official Leaders Debates (held October 1 in French and...
Canada's Schoolyard Politicians Love The Silent Treatment
The 14 October federal election has only been announced for one day, but incidents of flying insults, accusations, and uses of the word "illegal"...
Welcome to Canada, We (Used to) Have Rights.
If you read this article, every last word, let it all sink in deep and then ask yourself one question. What are you willing to do, peacefully, for your...
Dumbass Steals Car, Gets Caught by Car Forum Members
From Slashdots crowdsourcing-justince department comes the heartwarming tale of a stolen car, the idiots who stole it, and a posse of car enthusiast-slash-forum-posters...
Harsh Light of Day: Hamlet for Hosers
This week in Harsh Light of Day, we turn to our frosty neighbors to the north. No, children, I'm not talking about Santa and his elves. I, of course,...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #32
There is much confusion about who was the very first Asshole Fuckface. I get many letters and today I will finally reveal the answer: Pope Gregory XIII.
...And No One Else Wanted To Play
(image) My trip through Canada has turned into more of a fact finding mission than anything else. Sure I'm doing the planned business and socializing...
Russia Thinks It Owns Our Oil
(image) The Arctic is full of oil. It is estimated that 25% of the worlds undiscovered oil is in the Arctic. It is our oil. It cannot be another countrys...
10 Reasons Canada Matters
(image) It's Canada Day. Today -- July 1st -- thirty-two million Canadians gather to rejoice and respect each other nationwide in a celebration of...
Hey, Cops: Crime Doesn't Pay! (Canadian Playwright Edition)
(image) What the hell is up with midwestern cops this week? First they steal your pot (and don't even know what to do with themselves once they have...
Ontario Gets a Bright Idea About Conservation
(image) For a confluence of good reasons, people even in the US seem to finally be coming around to the concept that energy conservation is a good idea.
Couch Hates Black People
First Michael Richards astonished the nation with his racist outburst at a comedy club and now a black Canadian family has encountered a racist couch. ...
Rwandan Set to Stand Trial in Canada for Genocide
Some seven years after Canada passed laws regarding crimes against humanity, a Rwandan is being charged with (among other crimes) genocide and war crimes.
Needled News by Marisa DiMattia
Canadians Can Prison Tattoo Plan. The conservative Canadian government's move to ax the trial prison tattoo program dominated the tattoo headlines...
Canadian Troops Battle Stoner Warfare
The war-torn battlefields of yesteryear are long since forgotten in the ever-progressing evolution in modern warfare. The news brings tales of modern super-weapons,...
Needled News by Marisa DiMattia
With the headlines this week heavy with some major tattoo news, Im left with little room for mocking others, as is required for online newsiness. But...
Ice is a Pussy
European scientists revealed one of the most exciting pieces of news in quite some time: Ships can now sail unhindered from Europe to the North Pole...
One Good Use For An Idiot President
Lakehead University of Thunder Bay, Canada is taking advantage of President George Bushs apparent stupidity. In a new marketing campaign called "Yale...
Magic Pony in Toronto
Magic Pony is a shop and gallery based in Toronto, Canada. Featuring a smart selection of vinyl toys, plush, prints, books and other underground art ephemera,...
Palestinians: Check. Lebanese: Check. Canadians: Check
Israel managed to kill a Canadian family of eight who were vacationing in Lebanon. In their continuing show of restraint, the Israeli army rained bombs...
Child Humping Canada Takes a Cold Shower
In a move that will greatly anger NAMBLAs great white north contingent, Canada has introduced legislation that would raise the legal age of sexual consent...
United States of Mexanada
Conservatives are very worried about a rumored plan for the United States for form a union with Canada and Mexico. . Author Jerome Corsi filed a Freedom...
Crybaby Mom Loves Cowards
Peace nomad Cindy Sheehan, who bored the world last summer with her month long protest outside President Bush's Texas ranch, took her second visit...



