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Welcome to Canada, We (Used to) Have Rights.

SUNDAY JUNE 1 2008 10:00 AM

Submitted by zenFish. Edited By crispy.

If you read this article, every last word, let it all sink in deep and then ask yourself one question.

What are you willing to do, peacefully, for your...

Dumbass Steals Car, Gets Caught by Car Forum Members

SUNDAY APRIL 13 2008 11:00 AM

Submitted by punk. Edited By punk.

From Slashdot’s crowdsourcing-justince department comes the heartwarming tale of a stolen car, the idiots who...

Harsh Light of Day: Hamlet for Hosers

THURSDAY APRIL 3 2008 6:00 PM

Submitted by MisterSatan. Edited By crispy.

This week in Harsh Light of Day, we turn to our frosty neighbors to the north. No, children, I'm not talking about Santa and his elves. I, of course,...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #32

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 9 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

There is much confusion about who was the very first Asshole Fuckface. I get many letters and today I will finally reveal the answer: Pope Gregory XIII.

...And No One Else Wanted To Play

MONDAY AUGUST 27 2007 4:00 AM

Submitted by seanbonner. Edited By erin_broadley.



My trip through Canada has turned into more of a fact finding mission than anything else. Sure I'm doing the planned...

Russia Thinks It Owns Our Oil

TUESDAY AUGUST 14 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The Arctic is full of oil. It is estimated that 25% of the world’s undiscovered oil is in the Arctic. It is our...

10 Reasons Canada Matters

SUNDAY JULY 1 2007 3:00 AM

Submitted by ConstructionLS. Edited By erin_broadley.



It's Canada Day. Today -- July 1st -- thirty-two million Canadians gather to rejoice and respect each other nationwide...



What the hell is up with midwestern cops this week? First they steal...

Ontario Gets a Bright Idea About Conservation

MONDAY APRIL 23 2007 10:00 AM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By Rahodeb.



For a confluence of good reasons, people even in the US seem to finally be coming around to the concept that energy...

Couch Hates Black People

THURSDAY APRIL 19 2007 11:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

First Michael Richards astonished the nation with his racist outburst at a comedy club and now a black Canadian family has encountered a racist...

Rwandan Set to Stand Trial in Canada for Genocide

TUESDAY MARCH 27 2007 3:00 PM

Submitted by ElizaGirl. Edited By erin_broadley.

Some seven years after Canada passed laws regarding crimes against humanity, a Rwandan...

Needled News by Marisa DiMattia

MONDAY DECEMBER 11 2006 12:00 PM

Submitted by Marisa_DiMattia. Edited By erin_broadley.

Canadians Can Prison Tattoo Plan. The conservative Canadian government's move to ax...

Canadian Troops Battle Stoner Warfare

MONDAY NOVEMBER 13 2006 12:00 AM

Submitted by scarekrow. Edited By FearTheReaper.

The war-torn battlefields of yesteryear are long since forgotten in the ever-progressing evolution in modern warfare. The news brings tales of modern super-weapons,...

Needled News by Marisa DiMattia

MONDAY NOVEMBER 6 2006 12:00 PM

Submitted by Marisa_DiMattia. Edited By Rahodeb.

With the headlines this week heavy with some major tattoo news, I’m left with little room for mocking others, as is required for online newsiness. But before...

Ice is a Pussy

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 22 2006 11:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

European scientists revealed one of the most exciting pieces of news in quite some time: Ships can now sail “unhindered” from Europe to the North Pole...

One Good Use For An Idiot President

SUNDAY AUGUST 27 2006 1:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Lakehead University of Thunder Bay, Canada is taking advantage of President George Bush’s apparent stupidity. In a new marketing campaign called "Yale...

Magic Pony in Toronto

SATURDAY AUGUST 5 2006 3:00 PM

Submitted by boygirlpartay. Edited By Rahodeb.

Magic Pony is a shop and gallery based in Toronto, Canada. Featuring a smart selection of vinyl toys, plush, prints,...

Palestinians: Check. Lebanese: Check. Canadians: Check

SUNDAY JULY 16 2006 3:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Israel managed to kill a Canadian family of eight who were vacationing...

Child Humping Canada Takes a Cold Shower

FRIDAY JUNE 23 2006 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

In a move that will greatly anger NAMBLA’s great white north contingent, Canada...

United States of Mexanada

WEDNESDAY JUNE 21 2006 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Conservatives are very worried about a rumored plan for the United States for form a union with Canada and Mexico. .

Crybaby Mom Loves Cowards

MONDAY JUNE 19 2006 6:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Peace nomad Cindy Sheehan, who bored the world last summer with her month long protest outside President Bush's Texas ranch, took her second visit to Canada...

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