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Asshole Fuckface Roundup #49

SATURDAY JUNE 7 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Merry Asshole Fuckface Day. This is the day you look forward to all week, because it makes you feel better about your life. The Buddha was the first guy...

Fun with Cephalopods

MONDAY APRIL 7 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by Flux. Edited By erin_broadley.

Cephalopods are awesome. They are incredibly sexy and the most intelligent class of invertebrates.

Back Off Our Illegal Immigrants, Jorge

MONDAY AUGUST 20 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



George Bush has decided to crack down on illegal immigration, which will have a negative...

Big in Korea: Slimy Undersea Aphrodisiac

WEDNESDAY JUNE 20 2007 11:00 PM

Submitted by Aaron_Lariviere. Edited By erin_broadley.



Nothing says “good-time boner” quite like a slime excreting, carrion feasting, hideously-uggz hagfish.

UCLA Powers Up on Ethnicity

SATURDAY MAY 12 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_. Edited By erin_broadley.



Is it depressing to anyone else that the subject of minorities going to a state college is apparently so newsworthy...

Los Angeles Aflame: Progressions and Progress Thus Far

THURSDAY MAY 10 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_. Edited By erin_broadley.



I was really excited when Arnold Schwarzenegger became the governor of California back in 2003 -- not because of his...

Save The Lightbulb, Save The World

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 2 2007 7:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Next week, California Assemblyman Lloyd Levine will introduce a bill that could make California the first state to ban...

Tax Man Kicks The Shit Out Of A Dude

THURSDAY DECEMBER 28 2006 11:30 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

An anonymous Californian just made a deal to avoid jail time for unpaid taxes and saved the states ass at the same time. Taxpayer X agreed to pay $200...

Dear To Me at Rowan Morrison

THURSDAY AUGUST 31 2006 2:00 PM

Submitted by boygirlpartay. Edited By boygirlpartay.

This Friday, September 1st, a show opens at Oakland's Rowan Morrison, a contemporary art gallery in Oakland, CA.

California Considers Hemp

MONDAY AUGUST 28 2006 4:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By Rahodeb.

If you ask those in favor of legalizing hemp, it is the panacea of modern agriculture, capable...

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