California: How Not To Do It
California is officially a complete and total disaster. Our system of government is set up to fail. We have, as a populace, made such amazingly shortsighted...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #49
Merry Asshole Fuckface Day. This is the day you look forward to all week, because it makes you feel better about your life. The Buddha was the first guy...
Fun with Cephalopods
Cephalopods are awesome. They are incredibly sexy and the most intelligent class of invertebrates. Due to the totally bomb-ass nature of these head-foots,...
Back Off Our Illegal Immigrants, Jorge
(image) George Bush has decided to crack down on illegal immigration, which will have a negative effect on Californias economy. Currently, more than...
Big in Korea: Slimy Undersea Aphrodisiac
(image) Nothing says good-time boner quite like a slime excreting, carrion feasting, hideously-uggz hagfish. Mmm, hagfish, teach me how to love; with...
UCLA Powers Up on Ethnicity
(image) Is it depressing to anyone else that the subject of minorities going to a state college is apparently so newsworthy and such a big deal that it...
Los Angeles Aflame: Progressions and Progress Thus Far
(image) I was really excited when Arnold Schwarzenegger became the governor of California back in 2003 -- not because of his politics, but because (a.)...
Save The Lightbulb, Save The World
Next week, California Assemblyman Lloyd Levine will introduce a bill that could make California the first state to ban incandescent lightbulbs. Why is...
Tax Man Kicks The Shit Out Of A Dude
An anonymous Californian just made a deal to avoid jail time for unpaid taxes and saved the states ass at the same time. Taxpayer X agreed to pay $200...
Dear To Me at Rowan Morrison
This Friday, September 1st, a show opens at Oakland's Rowan Morrison, a contemporary art gallery in Oakland, CA. Showing the photography of Jen Siska...
California Considers Hemp
If you ask those in favor of legalizing hemp, it is the panacea of modern agriculture, capable of being used for construction, paper, clothing, and even...