Bush Hates the Free Press. What Else is New?
(image) I know, I know, guys. Writing articles about Bush is sooooo 2005. Forget outrage fatigue, I know most of us are bordering on outrage catatonia at...
Bush Wants America To Make Babies and Get AIDS
(image) George Bush is attempting to show Americans how very much he wants them to contract AIDS and have unwanted children by naming an opponent of birth...
Worst President Ever. Worst Administration Ever.
(image) It is one thing to just make bad decisions based on your flawed ideology. There are many presidents in our past who have fucked up continually.
We Never Torture People, Unless You Count All Those Times We Tortured People
If you read the front page of the paper tomorrow morning, youll see that the United States emphatically does not torture anyone. Of course, it may be...
Family Values: Sick Kids? Tough Shit
(image) Yesterday Bush, as promised, vetoed the State Child Health Insurance Program bill. These are children with asthma, with disabilities, with chronic...
Saddam Offered To Step Down For Cash
(image) If only there had been a way to get rid of Saddam Hussein without going to war. If only that evil dictator had not forced us to invade and send...
Finally, There Is Proof!
(image) For many years now, Americans who follow presidential politics have had the sneakin suspicion that our "elected" President, George W Bush,...
SCOTUS Interruptus: 07-08 Fantasy Supreme Court Season Preview!
(image) Welcome to the fifth installment of Subrosas SCOTUS Interruptus, a quasi-weekly column dedicated to keeping the SuicideGirls.com community abreast...
Iceland Taking Their Dude and Going Home
(image) Iceland is wrapping up their participation in the Iraq war. Up until today, the island nation was an integral part of the coalition of the willing.
George Bush Actually Compromises
(image) You read that headline correctly. It seems our president has actually compromised on his nominee for Attorney General. I, for one, dont know...
Petraeus Gives the Surge a Passing Grade
(image) On Monday General Petraeus, commander of forces in Iraq, testified before congress. He gave his assessment of conditions in Iraq and of the progress...
Weak
(image) The Democrats are fucking weak. There is no other word in the English language that can describe them any better. Bush is so unpopular and out...
Karl Rove Overdoses On His Own Kool-Aid
(image) Today is the day that Washington finally flushes a turd that's been stinking America up for years. Yes, Karl Rove is leaving the White House...
Back Off Our Illegal Immigrants, Jorge
(image) George Bush has decided to crack down on illegal immigration, which will have a negative effect on Californias economy. Currently, more than...
al Qaeda, al Qaeda, al Qaeda, al Qaeda, Did I Mention al Qaeda?
(image) Yesterday Bush gave a delightfully refreshing speech on the state of the war in Iraq and the threat we face from terrorists. I highlighted the...
What Happens in the Bubbleroom, Stays in the Bubbleroom
(image) Oregonian Peter DeFazio is a member of the House of Representatives Homeland Security Committee. He started getting quite a few calls from constituents...
Democrats Might Slap The Shit Out Of Bushs Wrist
(image) George W. Bush must be a very scared man today because the Democrats are thinking about officially calling him a bad man. Senator Russ Feingold...
Bush Can Seize All Of Hillarys Property Now
(image) Apparently Bush can now seize Hillary Clintons assets if he so desires. How the hell did this come to be? Well, a few days ago Bush signed a...
Is It Wrong To Beat Up A Hummer?
(image) There was no greater joy for America than when Hummers began rolling down our streets and highways. The H2 began rolling off the assembly line...
Conservatives Hate Bush Too
(image) Peggy Noonan was a special assistant and speechwriter for Ronald Reagan. She can be considered a true conservative. She also worked for President...
How Bush Ruined Our Courts
(image) Late in 2006, some asshole in Arlen Specter's office slipped an unnoticed provision into the Patriot Act. It allowed US Attorney positions...
Chicks Up Front
(image) These statements by Bush's former Surgeon General deserve to be front-page news all over the country: There really truly is an executive...
Gut Feelings, al-Qaeda, Turkeys and a Corpse Eating Badger. Its Summer!
(image) Ah, summer. What a fantastic time to take a look at the Iraq war and our scary enemies, The al-Qaedas. And its good news! While we have been...
Bush Cuts Libby Loose From Prison
(image) George Bush continued his relentless attack on the will of the American people and the law today by commuting the sentence of Scooter Libby. ...
Democrats Gaining Ground
(image) Among the youth, that is. Or so they say, anyway. In reading the source article, the above was the statistic that jumped out at me the most.
Coming Soon: War With Iran
(image) As a nation we are practically forcing Bush and Cheney to attack Iran because of our relentless dislike of the administration. If we liked them...
Skulls and Bones and a Grave Digging Bush
(image) Skull and Bones is an elite Yale University society that was founded in 1832. At the time, it was based on secret student societies that were...
Dear George, How Are The Middle East Democracies Going?
(image) Let me start by saying George W. Bush is an amazing idiot. Now that I got that out of the way I can discuss the budding Democracies in the Middle...
Democrats: Classic Fuck Ups
(image) After the 9/11 attacks, George Bush had political capital to spend. With his support skyrocketing, he chose to make every idiotic choice he possibly...
Albania Needs to Get Out More
(image) Albania is a small Eastern-European country with a population of a little over 3.5 million people. Nestled between the Adriatic and Ionian Seas,...
Colin Powell: Close Gitmo Now
(image) Former Secretary of State Colin Powell held his tongue for four years during his tenure as the Bush Administrations chief foreign policy officer,...
Bush to Abort Stem Cell Bill, Again
(image) You have to hand it to George W.: hes got the brainpower of a headless chicken, but the guy sticks to his guns. As hes proven with Iraq he doesn't...
How To Make Bush Look Good
(image) It is a difficult prospect to wrap your brain around. How could Bush possibly look like a good president ever again? The answer is simple. It...
Surgeon General Nominee Can Fix The Gays
(image) It seems that every time George Bush nominates anyone for anything, there can only be one response: What the fuck? The latest horrifying nomination...
Iraq Fuck-Update
(image) Things are really going well in Iraq. You can tell because yesterday a douche bag Senator from Connecticut went there, threw on a helmet, a flak...
Bush Administration Even Sucks at Torture
(image) Remember the controversy back in 2004-2005 about then-White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales big hard on for the use of torture when dealing with...
U.S. Middle East Propaganda Station Broadcasts Terrorist Messages
(image) Just in case you were under the impression that stupid doesnt trickle down from the top, it should now be abundantly clear how wrong you were.
Conservatives Get A Piñata Style Beat Down
(image) The White House and some members of Congress have reached an agreement on immigration reform that would grant legal status to millions of people...
GOP Civil War Kicks Off
(image) As I have said before, the only way for Republicans to survive the 2008 elections will be to crush the White House. The administration is behaving...
Bush Gets Pimp Slapped
(image) It is always interesting to watch a man slide a noose around his own neck. Example one: George W. Bush. The majority of the population already...



