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More Bush Failure

TUESDAY AUGUST 12 2008 5:30 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

The situation in Georgia is deteriorating rapidly. For those of you who have had your heads shoved up your asses, here’s a recap...

Quality Race Baiting

TUESDAY AUGUST 5 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

The Republicans are masters of using race to stir up white anger and fear to win elections. They play the race card, as it is referred to by hacks, and...

Bush Rapes U.S. Solar Companies

TUESDAY JULY 1 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

It’s time to start dragging Bush Republicans out of their homes and urinating on their faces. If that is not possible, we should hold them down and rub...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #52

SATURDAY JUNE 28 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Guten Morgen! Aujourd'hui est le Roundup de los Asshole Fuckfaces! How great is that? Yes, we have survived another week and now our eyes can feast...

King George W. and the Habeas Corpus

MONDAY JUNE 16 2008 8:00 PM

Submitted by Louis_XIV. Edited By crispy.

Louis, by the grace of God, King of France and Navarre, to all present and to come, greeting from the year 1708:

One of the most useful tools...

Enjoying Your Gas Rape?

TUESDAY MAY 27 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Gas prices are now over $4 a gallon. Shocking, isn’t it? Who would have thought having an oil man in the White House would lead to crazy high gas prices?

George vs. George

TUESDAY APRIL 15 2008 2:00 PM

Submitted by coyotemike. Edited By FearTheReaper.

In 1776, Thomas Jefferson and a few of his friends, also known as the Second Continental Congress, drafted and sent an interesting document to soon-to-be-nut...

Fence Creates Environmental Roadkill

WEDNESDAY APRIL 2 2008 12:30 PM

Submitted by coyotemike. Edited By TheFuckOffKid.

You gotta love a government that not only ignores logic, intelligence, and big fucking holes...

A Steaming Pile Of Sadr

TUESDAY APRIL 1 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

George Bush is such a colossal fuck up it is astounding. Every choice the administration makes in Iraq turns out to be the wrong choice. Their latest...

"No Child Left Behind" leaves inner city schools behind

FRIDAY MARCH 21 2008 7:00 PM

Submitted by coyotemike. Edited By FearTheReaper.

No Child Left Behind seems to regard poor, inner city schools as a disease to...

Suck My Fallon, Bush.

THURSDAY MARCH 13 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Before the Iraq War, George Bush made sure to purge the military of all the naysayers. And by naysayers, I mean people who knew what they were talking...

These Show Trials Will Glorify the Leader's Legacy

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 12 2008 9:58 AM

Submitted by Zarth. Edited By Uncognitive.

Over six years after the 9/11 attacks - and coincidentally in an election year - charges are finally being brought against those responsible. And surprisingly...

You Make Me Sick

THURSDAY JANUARY 31 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Yes, you. I think you are fucking disgusting. Wait, I take that back. I only think you're disgusting if you are an American citizen; you Brits and Scots...

Democrats Still Sucking Ass

THURSDAY JANUARY 24 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Back in September, I wrote an article calling the Democrats out on their amazingly spineless Congress....

Tell It Like It Is, Dubya

FRIDAY JANUARY 18 2008 8:23 PM

Submitted by MrCrisp. Edited By Zarth.

Let's talk about keeping it real. Not about being honest, but being true, avoiding all trepidation and inhibition, and shrugging off charges of duplicity...

Bush to Iran: Knock It Off, or It's Ring-a-Ding-Ding for You Bozos!

SUNDAY JANUARY 13 2008 9:59 AM

Submitted by Zarth. Edited By Zarth.

In a "nuanced" speech at the Emirates Centre for Strategic Studies and Research in Abu Dhabi today, President Bush described...

Thank You, Mr. President

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 9 2008 7:30 AM

Submitted by AceT. Edited By Uncognitive.

I was reading today about the Bush administration's plan to increase logging in Oregon's...

Seriously Though, Can We Impeach Now?

MONDAY DECEMBER 24 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The CIA’s destruction of torture tapes is going to be the big news of 2008. We learned a week ago that the CIA destroyed...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #26

SATURDAY DECEMBER 22 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.



Saturday, the day God set aside for Asshole Fuckface revelations. There is much confusion about the origins of the...

Dear Democrats, Your Congressional Leaders Suck Balls

SUNDAY DECEMBER 16 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



A couple of days ago I wrote an amazing article about Nancy...

Kid Cooler Than You Calls the White House

MONDAY DECEMBER 10 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.



When Vífill Atlason, a 16-year-old high school student from Iceland, decided to call the White House, he could...

Pelosi Is A Worthless, Compromised Piece Of Shit

MONDAY DECEMBER 10 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Get Nancy Pelosi the fuck out of her leadership role as Speaker of the House. The woman is supposed to be battling...

We Had A Good Run, Didn’t We? So Long, America

SUNDAY DECEMBER 9 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Finally, the government is privitizing domestic spying.

I Miss The Old Made Up Scandals

FRIDAY DECEMBER 7 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Remember Travelgate? How cute was that scandal? It started...

One Democratic Asshole, A Bunch of Republican Assholes

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 5 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Two days ago we learned that Iran halted...

Can We Impeach Now?

MONDAY NOVEMBER 26 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



I know, I know. There is no reason to impeach the president. It would be so bad for Democrats, the nation would be...

Just Kill The Fucking Birds, George

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 22 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.



The president saved two turkeys from a grim death this week. It’s become a tradition...

Holiday Travel: The FAA Tries Desperately Not To Fuck You

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 16 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by SleepyLady. Edited By SleepyLady.



Americans sure love to visit their families on Thanksgiving! I don’t understand it. I'm trying not to judge it. I...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #20

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 10 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Saturday. Vlad the Impaler said just before he died that the reason he committed such heinous acts was because he wanted to make it into the Asshole Fuckface...

Warren Buffett Is Not An Asshole

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 2 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.



Warren Buffett is one right motherfucker. The man is worth an estimated $52 billion. That is approximately $52 billion...

RENDITION: Reese Witherspoon Not My All-American Girl

THURSDAY OCTOBER 25 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by SleepyLady. Edited By erin_broadley.



I know there seems to be no reason for me to be mad at Reese Witherspoon. Election and she had the good grace to give...

Monsters Speak: Iran Bad! Saudi Arabia Good!

MONDAY OCTOBER 22 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Dick Cheney has already gone to war with Iran and now he’s just waiting for the rest of us to catch up with him. ...

Bush Hates the Free Press. What Else is New?

THURSDAY OCTOBER 18 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



I know, I know, guys. Writing articles about Bush is sooooo 2005. Forget outrage...

Bush Wants America To Make Babies and Get AIDS

THURSDAY OCTOBER 18 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



George Bush is attempting to show Americans how very much he wants them to contract AIDS and have unwanted children...

Worst President Ever. Worst Administration Ever.

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 10 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



It is one thing to just make bad decisions based on your flawed ideology. There are many presidents in our past who...

If you read the front page of the paper tomorrow morning, you’ll see that the United States emphatically does not torture anyone. Of course, it may be buried...

Family Values: Sick Kids? Tough Shit

FRIDAY OCTOBER 5 2007 3:00 PM

Submitted by Bitch_PhD. Edited By Bitch_PhD.



Yesterday Bush, as promised, vetoed...

Saddam Offered To Step Down For Cash

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 30 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



If only there had been a way to get rid of Saddam Hussein without going to war. If only that evil dictator had not...

Finally, There Is Proof!

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 27 2007 12:00 AM

Submitted by Formus. Edited By erin_broadley.



For many years now, Americans who follow presidential politics have had the sneakin suspicion that our "elected" President,...

SCOTUS Interruptus: ’07-’08 Fantasy Supreme Court Season Preview!

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 18 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By Gerry_D.



Welcome to the fifth installment of Subrosa’s SCOTUS Interruptus, a quasi-weekly column dedicated to...

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