The situation in Georgia is deteriorating rapidly. For those of you who have had your heads shoved up your asses, here’s a recap...

The Republicans are masters of using race to stir up white anger and fear to win elections. They play the race card, as it is referred to by hacks, and...

It’s time to start dragging Bush Republicans out of their homes and urinating on their faces. If that is not possible, we should hold them down and rub...

Guten Morgen! Aujourd'hui est le Roundup de los Asshole Fuckfaces! How great is that? Yes, we have survived another week and now our eyes can feast...

Louis, by the grace of God, King of France and Navarre, to all present and to come, greeting from the year 1708:

One of the most useful tools...

Gas prices are now over $4 a gallon. Shocking, isn’t it? Who would have thought having an oil man in the White House would lead to crazy high gas prices?

In 1776, Thomas Jefferson and a few of his friends, also known as the Second Continental Congress, drafted and sent an interesting document to soon-to-be-nut...

You gotta love a government that not only ignores logic, intelligence, and big fucking holes...

George Bush is such a colossal fuck up it is astounding. Every choice the administration makes in Iraq turns out to be the wrong choice. Their latest...

No Child Left Behind seems to regard poor, inner city schools as a disease to...

Before the Iraq War, George Bush made sure to purge the military of all the naysayers. And by naysayers, I mean people who knew what they were talking...

Over six years after the 9/11 attacks - and coincidentally in an election year - charges are finally being brought against those responsible. And surprisingly...

Yes, you. I think you are fucking disgusting. Wait, I take that back. I only think you're disgusting if you are an American citizen; you Brits and Scots...

Back in September, I wrote an article calling the Democrats out on their amazingly spineless Congress....

Let's talk about keeping it real. Not about being honest, but being true, avoiding all trepidation and inhibition, and shrugging off charges of duplicity...

In a "nuanced" speech at the Emirates Centre for Strategic Studies and Research in Abu Dhabi today, President Bush described...

I was reading today about the Bush administration's plan to increase logging in Oregon's...

The CIA’s destruction of torture tapes is going to be the big news of 2008. We learned a week ago that the CIA destroyed...

Saturday, the day God set aside for Asshole Fuckface revelations. There is much confusion about the origins of the...

A couple of days ago I wrote an amazing article about Nancy...

Get Nancy Pelosi the fuck out of her leadership role as Speaker of the House. The woman is supposed to be battling...

Finally, the government is privitizing domestic spying.

Remember Travelgate? How cute was that scandal? It started...

Two days ago we learned that Iran halted...

I know, I know. There is no reason to impeach the president. It would be so bad for Democrats, the nation would be...

The president saved two turkeys from a grim death this week. It’s become a tradition...

Saturday. Vlad the Impaler said just before he died that the reason he committed such heinous acts was because he wanted to make it into the Asshole Fuckface...

Warren Buffett is one right motherfucker. The man is worth an estimated $52 billion. That is approximately $52 billion...

Dick Cheney has already gone to war with Iran and now he’s just waiting for the rest of us to catch up with him. ...

I know, I know, guys. Writing articles about Bush is sooooo 2005. Forget outrage...

George Bush is attempting to show Americans how very much he wants them to contract AIDS and have unwanted children...

It is one thing to just make bad decisions based on your flawed ideology. There are many presidents in our past who...

If you read the front page of the paper tomorrow morning, you’ll see that the United States emphatically does not torture anyone. Of course, it may be buried...

Yesterday Bush, as promised, vetoed...

If only there had been a way to get rid of Saddam Hussein without going to war. If only that evil dictator had not...

For many years now, Americans who follow presidential politics have had the sneakin suspicion that our "elected" President,...

Welcome to the fifth installment of Subrosa’s SCOTUS Interruptus, a quasi-weekly column dedicated to...