Asshole Fuckface Roundup #74
Now that youve crammed a shocking amount of turkey into your talky hole and visited with your delightful family, its time to get back to reality. Of...
Small Time Anchor, Big Time Problems
(image) Usually when I do one of these bash-a-celeb pieces (Or pseudo-celeb... celeb-ish? Let's just say an aspiring celeb-adjacent), there's...
Right Wing Asshole Publisher vs. Right Wing Asshole Writers
After reading David Brocks memoir Blinded by the Right a couple of years ago, I came away with the impression that right wing hatchet job writers were...
Children See Fucking!
(image) We are such a fucked up society that it is amazing. We flip out if children are exposed to sex on TV. Sex is a very natural act, especially the...
Satan Allowed Into Senate Chamber
(image) Well, it happened. Satan was allowed to walk his heinous ass into the Senate chamber and babble his nonsense. You cant say we werent warned.
Bush Cuts Libby Loose From Prison
(image) George Bush continued his relentless attack on the will of the American people and the law today by commuting the sentence of Scooter Libby. ...



