We Don't Know How To Name Dinosaurs Anymore
(image) Way back when I was a kid... Okay, let me start over. A few years ago, when I was a kid, dinosaurs were fucking awesome. I loved them. I bought...
US Embassy Wants Bush Daughters out of Argentina
Apparently being unwelcome in foreign countries may run in the Bush family. Not only is George W. Bush being begged to leave Iraq (along with the military),...
Secret Service Turn a Blind Eye to Bush Purse Snatching
(image) Last week, First Daughter Barbara Bush was robbed by some stealthy Argentines. While the Bush daughter was dining at a restaurant in the San Telmo...
Bush Prepares For Post-Impeachment Life in Paraguay
There is some strange shit going on in Paraguay. A report by Prensa Latina claims George W. Bush has purchased a 98,842-acre farm in Paraguay. An Argentine...