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Peables (pronounced Pee-bles) a.k.a. Peebs and Mr. Peables (pictured with his mistress Oogie Suicide)

• INTO: Starring at mom, cuddling with mom, starring, drooling on mom, continuously trying to sneak onto mom’s lap without being detected, not meowing but screaming at the top of my lungs when mom's not in my sight and I need to find her so I can yell at her for food, eating chicken, starring, starring at mom, waiting for mom to look at me so I can meow at her for attention, waiting, starring, loving mom to death.



• NOT INTO: Baths, not being fed when I want to be, having to fight with dad for attention, being disturbed while sleeping, dad, loosing a starring contest with mom.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: When mom let's me sleep on her lap –– and doesn't notice all the drool. And when mom gets home, because that's feeding time. Sleeping with mom.


• MAKES ME SAD: When mom moves and makes me get off her lap. When mom leaves for long periods of time. Moving.


• HOBBIES: I'm good at getting mom to pet me, she can never resist. I also like to play with and lick my cat-nip stuffed rainbow. Playing in bags, or small boxes that are hard to get into. Laying in the sun.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Mom, food, mom, chicken, mom.


• VICES: : I'm really, really annoying when it comes to food. I beg like a dog. I am a dog, but in a cats body. I'll stand behind you breathing in your ear, watching you eat whatever deliciousness is going into your mouth, then I'll try to snatch it away. Oh, I'm also missing my top left fang and my bottom left fang, so my tongue sticks out of my mouth and it's like a river of drool when mommy let's me on her lap to cuddle.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping, starring at mom.

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Henry (big with white spots) and Pepin (small and all orange) 
the furry gingers
 (pictured with their mistress Rin Suicide)

• INTO:
  Henry: Being a lap-cat, spooning, talking back, drinking out of the bathtub, rushing all the cat treats, having a refined palate, letting Pepin steal the spotlight, the ball in a ring toy, catnip, flopping around.
  Pepin: Getting into trouble, making friends with everyone, curling around, being super cute, sexing up Henry, tasting everything in the garden, belly scratches, my seahorse.



• NOT INTO: Strangers.
  Henry: New people.
  Pepin: Rules!



• MAKES US HAPPY: Curling up together, laying in the garden, running around the house playing, eating fancy foods like emu and ostrich and chicken necks, sleeping in bed with Rin.


• MAKES US SAD: When we fight with each other.


• HOBBIES: Taking things out of the cupboards, chasing each other, sleeping in the sun, exploring.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Each other, comfy places to sleep, someone who feeds us, sunbeams, tasty treats.


• VICES: Catnip, chasing strings, cat treats.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Giving each other baths, sleeping, playing, fighting, playing, cuddling, and more cuddling.

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Bella (a.k.a. Bella Booski, Kangaroo, Portabella, and Bella Boobies) the Chihuahua/Papillon (pictured with her mistress Kraven Suicide)

• INTO: Bones, food and lots of it, growling at someone one minute and then being their best friend the next, playing with ping pong balls, bones, going for walks, being outside, bones, cuddling, licking faces, did I mention bones?


• NOT INTO: Loud noises (such as fireworks and the vacuum), going to the vet, any other dog being near my Mommy.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Getting new toys, dinner time, getting attention, meeting new people, getting pampered with a bath and hair drying, McDonald's French fries, and car rides.


• MAKES ME SAD: When my mommy leaves to go to work, when I do not get to sleep on the bed, when I lose my toys.


• HOBBIES: Looking cute so Mommy can't tell me no (I have perfected it!), being a princess, doing dog things –– you know, tug-a-war, day dreaming about chasing squirrels, slobbering.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, food, food, food, and food. Ok fine...well maybe also my favorite mitten toy, and water.


• VICES: Laying on pillows when I think people have left the room –– when no one is watching, or so I think. I always try to eat out of everyone else's food dish. Scavenging the floor like a vacuum for any crumbs someone might have dropped. Whining two hours before it is time to eat because I am a fatty and think I can eat whenever I want. Destroying toys within the first 5 minutes of getting them. Rolling around in the mud when it rains.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping, wagging my tail, giving kisses, and being cute.

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Misfit the Chihuahua mix and Delphi the Chiweenie

(pictured with their mistress Kemper Suicide)

• INTO:
  Misfit –– barking at inanimate objects, being a pet-whore, being anywhere Kemper is, car rides, my ball. 

  Delphi –– Being fat, getting itched in those hard to reach places, eating, chasing bugs, stealing whatever toy Misfit has.


• NOT INTO:
  Misfit –– Being petted too hard, baths, Kemper leaving, people coming to the door, cars passing on walks.

  Delphi –– Allergies, sneezing, being fed late, having my tail touched or pulled by strangers.


• MAKES US HAPPY: Kemper coming home, getting let into the house when someone comes home, chasing each other through out the house.



• MAKES US SAD: Being apart
.


• HOBBIES: Chewing up the ball, rearranging our beds, prowling the backyard.


• 5 THINGS WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Benadryl (for Delphi), belly rubs, spikey collars, nap time, snuggles.


• VICES: Destroying the dog beds in the garage, pulling out Kemper’s computer cords on accident, barking.


• WE SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Lounging and cuddling.

Above: Misfit (pictured with Kemper Suicide)

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Arcturis the Border Collie


 (pictured with his mistress Selahh Suicide)

• INTO: Playing, running, getting petted, food, and friends.


• NOT INTO: Baths, being alone, things with hard wheels (roller blades, scooters, skateboards, etc.).


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Food, pettings, any kind of attention, going outside, sticking my head (and neck, and chest, and paws) out of the car window.


• MAKES ME SAD: Being alone, cats not wanting to be my friends, not being able to play, baths
.


• HOBBIES: Running, playing, chewing mommy's boots, eating, napping, giving kisses, attacking sticks.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, sticks, shoes, pettings, food.


• VICES: Eating shoes and attacking sticks.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Chewing on things, and being a badass.

Get to know Arcturis' mistress, Selahh Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Delilah
 the Pekingese


 (pictured with her mistress Creepy Suicide)

• INTO: Mini tennis balls, squeakers from inside my toys, food of any kind, chasing squirrels and birds on walks, chasing the cat, singing for mommy, and sleeping all day

.


• NOT INTO: Children, being woken up, going to the vet, baths or getting my hair and nails cut, having to wait for mommy to wake up to go outside, rain, and when it snows because the salt gets stuck in between my toes =(

.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Mini balls, squeakers, my crochet corn and eggplant toys, bacon, long walks at night, sleeping behind mommys knees, and going to grandma's

.


• MAKES ME SAD: The rain and snow, the kennel (purgatory), losing my mini balls under the furniture, leaving grandma's, getting shots, and people I dont know trying to pick me up.


• HOBBIES: Sleeping and more sleeping, barking at any noise I hear, playing fetch, chasing animals big and small, and doing tricks for my treats

.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: My squeakers and balls, ice cubes in my water bowl, bacon, mommy, and my Juicy Couture collar.


• VICES: Barking at everything while mommy is trying to sleep, growling when I'm woken up, biting mommy when I get scared or mad, rolling in dirty things outside (like poop), not letting mommy come near me when we're at grandma's, tearing every toy I get apart for the squeaker inside, and trying to attack people I dont know outside on my walks

.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Chewing on tennis balls, chewing on my toys, chewing in general, eating everything I can find, and driving mommy crazy cuz I love her!

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Diesel the Boston Terrier
 (pictured with his mistress Shaddix Suicide)

• INTO: Cuddling, bones, and being the centre of attention.


• NOT INTO: Screaming children.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Running full speed in the backyard, chewing on the cats head, and giving kisses.


• MAKES ME SAD: Being home alone.


• HOBBIES: Laying in the sun.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: My millions of bones, my BFF Dexter (the cat), kisses, cuddle time, and love.


• VICES: Chewing shoes, jumping up, and ripping apart the garbage.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Chewing bones and napping.

Get to know Diesel's mistress, Shaddix Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Severus the Great
 (pictured with his mistress Ryker Suicide)

• INTO: Wheatgrass, smiles with whiskers, weird eyes, adventures on the roof
.


• NOT INTO: Negativity.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Vegetarian food - especially zucchini.


• MAKES ME SAD: Ignorance and cruelty.


• HOBBIES: Dancing barefoot, and mischief.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: My crew of cool cats: Pyki, Lucifur, Gargamel, Mushaboom, and Pirate.


• VICES: Attempting to intercept the spliff
.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: In mid-air.

Get to know Severus the Great
's mistress, Ryker Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Buffy

 the Siamese and Black tabby


(pictured with her mistress Selene Suicide)

• INTO: Your lap, anything you're eating, hunting lizards, talking.


• NOT INTO: Getting wet, getting dirty, Chloe (the other cat).



• MAKES ME HAPPY: Getting attention, playing with toys, going on hikes, snuggling in bed.


• MAKES ME SAD: Being left alone, sharing food, getting nails trimmed, car rides
.


• HOBBIES: Playing hide & seek in the woods
.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Lots of love, treats, scratching post, comfy bed, toys


.


• VICES: Throwing a tantrum when Chloe is getting attention, begging for food

.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Playing, sleeping and pretending to be a dog - I walk on a leash and will come when you whistle!

Photography: Handsome_Jack

Get to know Buffy

's mistress, Selene Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Panna
 the Argentine Dogo/ Maremma Sheepdog

(pictured with her mistress Eden Suicide)

• INTO: Being brushed, sniffing, digging, and rolling in the sand
.


• NOT INTO: The neighbor's cat! I'm gonna catch him, sooner or later...


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Swimming with my mom and running next to her bike.


• MAKES ME SAD: Lack of biscuits.


• HOBBIES: Playing hide & seek in the woods
.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, water, rope toys, my fave stuffed puppet, cow bones
.


• VICES: Stealing stuff from the rubbish bin
.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping, sniffing, trying to get on mom's bed.

Photography: PantaRei (see Facebook page)

Get to know Panna
's mistress, Eden Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Scotia (pictured with her mistress Venom Suicide)

• INTO: Chomping passing grass while running on bike rides, when my mom makes salad and gives me pieces of veggies, and spankings.


• NOT INTO: Strange people, when my mom pretends to be a zombie and eat my brains, loud noises, and my mom’s new electric water gun.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Cuddling with my mom, playing with my kitty Oden, playing with my pet snake Reuke, and climbing rocks.


• MAKES ME SAD: Being left at home, not getting any of my mom’s salad veggies, and being ignored.


• HOBBIES: Pretending to beat up whoever tries to wrestle with my mom, jumping up really high, attacking right hands (not left), and playing my mom’s heart strings so she’ll let me do whatever I want.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: All of my family, peanut butter filled chew toys, apples, my collar (I turn wild without it), and long hikes.


• VICES: I accidentally go potty when I’m really scared and sometimes I eat vegetables off the countertop.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping on my mom, sleeping on my part of the couch, sleeping with my kitty, and laying upside down holding my toys in between my paws.

Get to know Scotia's mistress, Venom Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Nacho Taco (pictured with his mistress Corgan Suicide)

• INTO: Rubbing against random objects, laying on the laptop, finding ridiculous hiding spots, drinking out of the faucet.


• NOT INTO: Long car rides, crates, politics.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Attention, cuddling, food, naps.


• MAKES ME SAD: Early mornings.


• HOBBIES: Laying in the sun, sleeping, bird watching.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, laptops, scratching post, litter box, each other.


• VICES: Cat nip.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Bugging my mom while she's on the laptop.

Get to know Nacho Taco's mistress, Corgan Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Godzilla the Rex (pictured with her mistress Jamity Suicide)

• INTO: Preparing Ratatouille.


• NOT INTO: Cats.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: A lot of food.


• MAKES ME SAD: Loud music.


• HOBBIES: Hiding in hair.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Banana cocktails, baths, evening walks, photo sessions, pillows to eat.


• VICES: Everything is food - even humans!


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Escaping from my cage.

Get to know Rex's mistress, Jamity Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Katie the Beagle/Chihuahua (pictured with her mistress Epiic Suicide)

• INTO: Stuffed toys, tennis balls, new people, tricks for treats.


• NOT INTO: The vacuum cleaner, the doorbell, strange cars, new dogs.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Being held, being center of attention, long walks, fetch, tug-o-war.


• MAKES ME SAD: Being put out, spanked, taking a bath.


• HOBBIES: Eating way too much, barking at squirrels, tearing my toys apart, running.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, water, stuffed toys, a big yard, my mommy.


• VICES: Begging for people food, jumping.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Running.

Get to know Katie's mistress, Epiic Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Dr. West (pictured with his mistress Patton Suicide)

• INTO: Reanimation, tuna, practicing my ninja climbing skills, milk rings, sleeping inside of hoodies, expanding my Halloween cat army, ice cream.


• NOT INTO: Thunderstorms, other cats challenging my doctor skills.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Cuddles, bath time, sweaters, knocking cups over.


• MAKES ME SAD: Mom leaving for work.


• HOBBIES: Sharing mom's food, naps, excessive stretching.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Tuna, a flossin' wardrobe, naptime, twisty-ties, hiding spots to lurk in.


• VICES: Jumping on the counter while mom is cooking, pawing her chest when her alarm clock goes off, leaving the sink turned on.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Lounging on speakers and napping.

Photography: Alissa Brunelli

Get to know Dr. West's mistress, Patton Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Plume the Cat (pictured with her mistress MnemoZyne Suicide)

• INTO: Hugs, tuna, pillows, catnip.


• NOT INTO: The vacuum cleaner, cameras, the doorbell.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Lunch time, and when my mistress comes back from work.


• MAKES ME SAD: When she tries to cut my claws.


• HOBBIES: Hide-and-seek and following my mistress everywhere.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, water, hugs, scratching my claws, and sleeping under the blanket.


• VICES: Drinking from the WC, trying to eat something every time food is around, threading my way between my mistress' legs.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping and concocting evil plans.

Get to know Plume's mistress, MnemoZyne Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Delta the Husky (pictured with his mistress Frolic Suicide)

• INTO: The dog park; running faster than everyone ever, being alpha dog.


• NOT INTO: Annoying puppies all up in my grill.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Seeing the leash come out of the closet.


• MAKES ME SAD: When people touch my paws, being home by myself.


• HOBBIES: Teaching my little brother how to be less embarrassing.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: The Furminator, rawhide bones, a cove to nest in, room to run, my good looks.


• VICES: A nice loaf of bread.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Protecting the universe from evil.

Photography: Alissa

Get to know Delta's mistress, Frolic Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Bambi the Chihuahua (pictured with her mistress Shotgun Suicide)

• INTO: Sleeping, and being a diva.


• NOT INTO: People that don't pay attention to me.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Human food and belly rubs.


• MAKES ME SAD: Being home alone.


• HOBBIES: Sleeping.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Belly rubs and love, treats and human food, outside time, toys, Star Wars.


• VICES: I poop inside whenever it's raining 'cause I don't want to get my fur or feet wet.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Making people laugh and begging for human food.

Get to know Bambi's mistress, Shotgun Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

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Theodore Russell (pictured with his mistress Phecda Suicide)

• INTO: Sleeping, and being a bear.


• NOT INTO: Hair dryers, plane flights, and vacuum cleaners.


• MAKES ME HAPPY: Chewing on shoes, cuddling, and going on walks.


• MAKES ME SAD: Being alone, and getting in trouble.


• HOBBIES: Eating books, eating shoes, eating in general, humping my penguin pillow pet.


• 5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Chew toys, food, belly scratches, my mom and dad.


• VICES: Anything that looks expensive or meaningful- I will chew. It's inevitable.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Chewing things, and sleeping.

Get to know Theodore Russell's mistress, Phecda Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!

by Alana Joy

The CEO of GoDaddy, Bob Parsons, has posted a video of his vacation in Zimbabwe online. Normally not something that would cause controversy, it's the slaughter of an innocent elephant being glorified that has the internet in an uproar. The video opens with "For the second year in a row, I spent ten days hunting problem elephant in Zimbabwe."

The video below contains scenes of graphic violence against animals. Viewer discretion is advised.



Parsons, accompanied by local tour guides, shows where crops have been trampled by these "problem elephant" on his self-proclaimed "humanitarian" expedition. "Many die each year from starvation and one of the problems they have is the elephants, of which there are thousands and thousands, that trash many of their fields destroying the crops. Of everything I do this is the most rewarding. This video shows one typical night and day." This is how he rationalizes what comes next...


Parsons and his team take cover in the brush awaiting nightfall, hoping the "problem" creatures return. Three elephants arrive late into the night, two of which manage to escape. Bob Parsons fires, then fires again, describing the shots as "hitting home". Next we see multiple photos of Parsons with a satisfied smile on his face, leaning against the body of the dead creature, rifle digging into it's head.

"Early the next morning, hungry villages butcher the elephant." is the next title that appears, as we fade into the horrific sight of the animal being ripped to shreds and ACDC's "Hell's Bells" plays as the soundtrack. "Mayhem" then ensues as villagers turn desperate, foraging for their share of the meat, attacking the carcass en masse.

PETA has closed their account with GoDaddy and "urges everyone to follow suit". A quote from their post:

Parsons tells the LA Times, "I'm not ashamed of what I did. All these people that are complaining that this shouldn't happen, that these people who are starving to death otherwise shouldn't eat these elephants, you probably see them driving through at McDonald's or cutting a steak."

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