(image) No, not Indians from India, the other kind. I’m talking about American Indians. American indigenous peoples or whatever. I don’t know what...

(image) Mike Huckabee has now taken over the lead in polls for the Republican nomination, which means the deep dig into his past begins. Rudy Giuliani...

(image) Every once is a while a new technology comes along that completely changes our world. One such technology started hitting the market yesterday...

(image) On Thursday, former Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell released his report on the use of steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs in Major...

(image) For more than 30 years, publishing companies have been buying up local newspapers. The result is homogenized, shitty news that serves corporate...

(image) A couple of days ago I wrote an amazing article about Nancy Pelosi being unworthy of her position as Speaker of the House. Today I will address...

(image) Asshole Fuckfaces are everywhere on our sweet, sweet Earth. They take many forms and shapes. Some come in human form, others just a cloud of heinous...

(image) Ah, the dirty illegal immigrant. They are responsible for all of the horrible problems facing our nation today and will soon become the Republicans...

(image) Seriously, they need to just get it over with. And while they are at it, I highly recommend a “Satan Is Very Bad” vote, a “Buddha Was A Bitch...

(image) It must be really hard being a total asshole. Seems like a lot of work with all the lying and being an all around dick. Take Eugene Evans. He’s...

(image) Well, the strike is now rolling into its sixth week and the Asshole Fuckfaces are just piling up and staring at me with doughy eyes, hoping for...

(image) Get Nancy Pelosi the fuck out of her leadership role as Speaker of the House. The woman is supposed to be battling George Bush on basic issues...

(image) Finally, the government is privitizing domestic spying. I feel so safe now. When I think of America, I usually envision large companies sifting...

(image) Not many people know where the Roundup began. It occurred in Ireland, way back in 1649. The British were conquering Ireland when Commander Oliver...

(image) Remember Travelgate? How cute was that scandal? It started in May of 1993 when seven employees of the White House Travel Office were fired after...

(image) The race for the Republican nomination is a complete disaster. Each candidate is coming apart at the seams in spectacular fashion and it is truly...

(image) Two days ago we learned that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003. This fact came to light because of a leaked National Intelligence...

(image) Dear British people, from now on please think of Americans as aliens from outer space. It would be better if you did because we have decided to...

(image) I don’t know if you’ve been reading the news lately, but we’ve basically won the war in Iraq. Yep, the surge has worked, Iraqi refugees are...

(image) Thirty-one days until the corn engorged people of Iowa shuffle into voting booths and pick from the saddest field of GOP candidates in a long, long...

(image) The Asshole Fuckface Roundup can be traced back to Rome in the year 222. Young Emperor Elagabalus was a crazed bisexual who enjoyed making prostitutes...

(image) For those of you who are rolling your eyes and thinking, “Oh God, another Ron Paul article?!” -- before you ready your long-winded diatribes about...

(image) As embarrassing as it is to be an American these days, with our pathetic political representation, disgraceful media and voter apathy, Wednesday...

(image) I lived in the cesspool known as New York City for five years. Rudy Giuliani was running the show the entire time and he quickly rose up my list...

(image) Republicans have been quite busy the past couple of years, with all their man-on-man fucking and trying to blow police officers in bathrooms, while...

(image) The book Fahrenheit 451 was originally a novella called The Fireman. It was written by Ray Bradbury and was meant as a critique of American society.

(image) I know, I know. There is no reason to impeach the president. It would be so bad for Democrats, the nation would be split and blah, blah, blah.

(image) Oh, shit. We are now officially getting down to it. The Iowa “we’re a special state” caucus is on January 3rd and there are 45 delegates up...

(image) Welcome to the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Not many people know the origins of the Roundup. We have to go all the way back to Paris in the Year...

(image) The president saved two turkeys from a grim death this week. It’s become a tradition to pardon two White House turkeys and I think it is a retarded...

(image) The American government is so sickening sometimes that it is astounding. George Bush is a hideous viper, who could give a shit about any of the...

(image) I think anyone with a brain can agree that Condoleezza Rice has been about as useless and ineffective as any previous Secretary of State. Feel...

(image) One of the big arguments for the pro-war crowd is that we just can’t leave those Iraqis alone after invading and setting off a world of chaos.

(image) George Bush has proven over and over that he is going to do whatever the fuck he wants. One of the most glaring examples is his many recess appointments...

It is Saturday. All over the world, horrible people wake up and fear their name appear in the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. It has been this way for centuries...

No, seriously, it’s the best. It’s like I have a superhuman ability to predict the political future. While I recognize that with great power comes great...

(image) Devoted Ron Paul fans, how many times has this happened to you? You’re sitting around your high-tech survival bunker that you built in order to...

(image) Last week the LA Times revealed an awesome plan that would keep America safe from terrorists. The police department was planning on creating a...

Colorado apparently has its share of lunatics because yesterday the state Supreme Court gave an anti-abortion group the go ahead to try to put a measure...

(image) When the Democrats were attempting to take back Congress in 2006, they kept harping about the corrupt Republicans. Democrats claimed they would...