In Turkey, Saturday is actually known as Asshole Fuckface day, because Turkey was the home of the Ottoman Empire and home to the very first Asshole Fuckface.

Yes, you. I think you are fucking disgusting. Wait, I take that back. I only think you're disgusting if you are an American citizen; you Brits and...

Time for some Serious Business, comrades. Diz -- my friend, and partner of Coilhouse co-creator Mil Von [ Mother of London] -- is being held on false charges...

It is interesting to watch the slow motion Democratic train wreck, for so many reasons. For the first time in history a black man and a woman are battling...

Asshole Fuckfacery has been around for hundreds of years. The very first Asshole Fuckface was a man named Thug Behram, who was a member of the Indian Thugee...

Back in September, I wrote an article calling the Democrats out on their amazingly spineless Congress. Now, there are certainly a multitude of reasons...

When the police want to bust a drug dealer, they will often send out "confidential informants" - drug addicts who will, under the direction of...

“I’ve waited so long for a woman president. Now we have one who has a legitimate chance, and she’s no different than the ones with dicks.” ...

President Hugo Chavez's 'Bolivarian' revolution has caused a lot of changes in Venezuela since he won a close race back in 1999. His reforms...

On December 27th 2007, Mwai Kibaki of the National Rainbow Coalition (NARC) was reelected in Kenya’s ninth presidential election since gaining independence...

Congratulations on being alive for another Asshole Fuckface Roundup Day. Many others are not, including the very dead Countess Elizabeth Báthory of Hungary.

Let's talk about keeping it real. Not about being honest, but being true, avoiding all trepidation and inhibition, and shrugging off charges of duplicity...

Pro-Taliban rebels in northwest Pakistan have captured two military outposts in the past week. They struck first at Sararogha in South Waziristan. The...

We are seeking qualified men to work in an exciting desert environment! Do you want to enjoy sun, fun and a "no rules" lifestyle? Are you currently...

Yes, indeed, you read that headline correctly. I hope many of the idiots who bought houses during the bubble lose them. It is my wish because they are...

It was a big week for the United States Supreme Court - the Justices not only heard oral arguments in potentially landmark cases challenging the constitutionality...

In a "nuanced" speech at the Emirates Centre for Strategic Studies and Research in Abu Dhabi today, President Bush described Iran as "the...

The Croatian parliament has elected an ethnic Serb as prime minister. It's a small story, I suppose, but one that I must confess I find affecting in...

Back in July, FTR wrote an article titled Get Over Your Third Party Jerk Off Fantasy, in which he discussed NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg's choice to become...

Happy Asshole Fuckface Roundup Day. Many yearn to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. He was a Frenchman, of course. Gilles de Rais...

I'll cut to the chase: this is another article about Ron Paul. The man has become nigh unavoidable these days on the internet (especially on SG).

The incident in question occurred nearly a year-and-a-half ago, but is just now coming to light.

Last week the Republicans held two debates. To say it was like watching aliens would be an understatement. This could be the most idiotic group of men...

In the spirit of starting with "I'm not racist, but...", please don't consider this post as being anti-religion, but sometimes you get...

I was reading today about the Bush administration's plan to increase logging in Oregon's old growth forests by 700%. For those of you that don't...

When confronted by a predator, meerkats have been known to exhibit a mobbing behavior. A clan of meerkats will surround the hostile critter, hissing and...

Five Iranian speedboats intimidated three American warships on Sunday morning in the Straight of Hormuz. It may yet signify a raising of tensions, but...

John McCain was elected as the 56th president of the United States when Barack Obama conceded the election late last night. McCain defeated Obama by a...

Not many know the name of the very first Asshole Fuckface: Fritz Haber. Fritz was an inventor, scientist and actually won a Nobel Prize for his work in...

(image) Volume 11 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name. The Iowa primaries begin...

(image) Well, we are officially in the shit. The Iowa Caucus will be held on Thursday. A bunch of Midwesterners will be allowed, for no apparent reason,...

(image) Ah, yes, I just called the golden boy a religious lunatic. That is the term I apply to people in this day and age who do not believe in evolution...

(image) Seriously. A complete and total asshole, and a self-centered one at that. How many minutes after the death of Benazir Bhutto did it take for the...

(image) The police in Columbus, Ohio have taken to using topless women as bait to trap perverts. Although, I have to say, if topless women are bait, then...

It turns out deaf parents are the creepiest parents on the planet. I know, it seems like a weird thing to write, but I’ve got some proof to back me up.

(image) Those of you who think the Democratic presidential candidates will solve the healthcare crisis in any way are horribly wrong. The current plans...

(image) First of all, Merry Christmas. Even to you Jewish peeps, whom, I was told by Mel Gibson, killed Christ. (Not cool.) Anyway, Jesus is now irrelevant...

(image) The CIA’s destruction of torture tapes is going to be the big news of 2008. We learned a week ago that the CIA destroyed taped “harsh” interrogations...

(image) Anyone with the slightest amount of brain matter who looks at the Writers Guild strike must wonder what in the fuck the studios are doing. Financial...

(image) Saturday, the day God set aside for Asshole Fuckface revelations. There is much confusion about the origins of the Asshole Fuckface Roundup, so...