I’ve used this webspace over the years to take some shots at Justice Clarence Thomas. Sure, some of them were probably...

Poor Shirley Katz. She’s an English teacher at South Medford High School in Oregon and she can't...

I believe very strongly that it is my job to continually remind you that our president is an idiot. The words that...

The Environmental Protection Agency wants to kill our unborn babies and watch us mutate. That is the only reason...

RAMADI, IRAQ – Now that major combat operations are finished almost everywhere in Iraq’s Anbar Province, the United...

Every week I scour the news to find the worst of the worst for you. This week I bring you something special. You are about to read a classic Asshole Fuckface...

If you read the front page of the paper tomorrow morning, you’ll see that the United States emphatically does not torture anyone. Of course, it may be buried...

Yesterday Bush, as promised, vetoed...

Mitt Romney just needs to walk away. His run for the White House is becoming a joke. People in his own party are...

Back in May, I brought to your attention the story of a chimp named...

In April, members of the Justice and Peace Studies program at the University of St. Thomas in Minnesota booked a major...

Either that, or he’s a fucking moron. Seriously, it’s the only way one could come to the same conclusion he did last...

The Democrats have finally come up with a good idea for the occupation: A...

Let’s face it; America has been taking a lot of heat lately about our dabbling in slavery over a century ago. Most...

I would like to think otherwise, but a strong case can now be made that the Democrats are not stopping the Iraq war...

If only there had been a way to get rid of Saddam Hussein without going to war. If only that evil dictator had not...

Hard to believe an entire week has passed and another group of asshole fuckfaces has been assembled for your viewing...

Dan Rather has seemed deranged for years – in 1986 he famously spent a week ending his broadcasts by saying, for no...

Pedro Zapeta came to America from Guatemala 13 years ago as an illegal immigrant. He lived and worked in Florida,...

The young kids today love to text message. This has caused political action groups to start text-messaging programs...

For many years now, Americans who follow presidential politics have had the sneakin suspicion that our "elected" President,...

Remember how taboo and controversial MTV used to be? Back in the day groups like the Moral Majority used the sex, drugs and rock and roll regularly appearing...

First, congratulations to all black people in America. Bill O’Reilly is happy that you guys are finally starting...

Senator David Vitter continues to reveal himself as a bigger and bigger douchebag at every opportunity. Recently,...

RAMADI, IRAQ – I met and interviewed dozens of Army officers in Baghdad and Ramadi, but none who were as admired and respected by the men who serve under...

Many of you should be familiar with the classic American short story The...

President Ahmadinejad is coming to the United States, which gives us the opportunity to see how much Americans just...

Last week, Sally Field won an Emmy for something. I don’t know what and I really don’t care. What happened after...

You have been very patient waiting an entire week for the asshole fuckface roundup. That is nice of you. If only...

It happens all the time in movies. Really Bad Man talks Sort Of Bad Guy into fucking over his own friends. Sort...

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not much of a journalist. They have me here at Suicidegirls.com to write somewhat-witty-but-certainly-long-winded...

Yesterday was a great day for horrible people. Congratulations to the Republicans in Congress for stopping three...

This is the second in a two-part series. Read Part One, The Battle of Ramadi, here.

RAMADI,...

The greatest thing about American’s “gun enthusiasts” is that every time the gun industry invents a new high-powered...

Hot on the heels of Iceland's critical withdrawal...

Welcome to the fifth installment of Subrosa’s SCOTUS Interruptus, a quasi-weekly column dedicated to...

Iceland is wrapping up their participation in the Iraq war. Up until today, the island nation was an integral part...

You read that headline correctly. It seems our president has actually compromised on his nominee for Attorney General.

When I joined the military, I took an oath. Every service member takes the oath. It goes something like, "I do solemnly...

The time has come for you to set your gaze upon this week’s worst people alive. Every week I dig through the news...