Remember Travelgate? How cute was that scandal? It started...

The race for the Republican nomination is a complete disaster. Each candidate is coming apart at the seams in spectacular...

Two days ago we learned that Iran halted...

Dear British people, from now on please think of Americans as aliens from outer space. It would be better if you...

I don’t know if you’ve been reading the news lately, but we’ve basically won the war in Iraq. Yep, the surge has...

Thirty-one days until the corn engorged people of Iowa shuffle into voting booths and pick from the saddest field...

The Asshole Fuckface Roundup can be traced back to Rome in the year 222. Young Emperor Elagabalus was a crazed bisexual...

For those of you who are rolling your eyes and thinking, “Oh God, another Ron Paul article?!” -- before you ready...

As embarrassing as it is to be an American these days, with our pathetic political representation, disgraceful media...

I lived in the cesspool known as New York City for five years. Rudy Giuliani was running the show the entire time...

Republicans have been quite busy the past couple of years, with all their man-on-man fucking and trying to blow police...

The book Fahrenheit 451 was originally a novella called The Fireman. It was written by Ray Bradbury...

I know, I know. There is no reason to impeach the president. It would be so bad for Democrats, the nation would be...

Oh, shit. We are now officially getting down to it. The Iowa “we’re a special state” caucus is on January 3rd and...

Welcome to the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Not many people know the origins of the Roundup. We have to go all the...

The president saved two turkeys from a grim death this week. It’s become a tradition...

The American government is so sickening sometimes that it is astounding. George Bush is a hideous viper, who could...

I think anyone with a brain can agree that Condoleezza Rice has been about as useless and ineffective as any previous...

One of the big arguments for the pro-war crowd is that we just can’t leave those Iraqis alone after invading and setting...

George Bush has proven over and over that he is going to do whatever the fuck he wants. One of the most glaring examples...

It is Saturday. All over the world, horrible people wake up and fear their name appear in the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. It has been this way for centuries...

No, seriously, it’s the best. It’s like I have a superhuman ability to predict the political future. While I recognize that with great power comes great...

Devoted Ron Paul fans, how many times has this happened to you?

You’re sitting around your high-tech survival bunker...

Last week the LA Times revealed an awesome plan that would keep America safe from terrorists. The police department...

Colorado apparently has its share of lunatics because yesterday the state Supreme Court gave an anti-abortion group the go ahead to try to put a measure...

When the Democrats were attempting to take back Congress in 2006, they kept harping about the corrupt Republicans.

These days it is difficult to think about Idaho without conjuring up images of violent youth dashing madly through...

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Rage Boy, but you should have. He is very popular and has become the poster...

Since Hollywood writers like myself went on strike this week, I thought I would share with you the biggest Asshole Fuckface studio heads of the week. They...

Saturday. Vlad the Impaler said just before he died that the reason he committed such heinous acts was because he wanted to make it into the Asshole Fuckface...

After reading David Brock’s memoir Blinded by the Right a couple of years ago, I came...

I was sitting around at work the other day when one of my co-workers asked me if I’d heard that a tanker had struck...

In 2005, Congress passed one of the worst bills in the history of our country: The Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and...

Yep. Me. Subrosa. I’ve been referred to around here as a knee-jerk, bleeding heart, San Francisco...

It is a great time to be a kid. When I was young, my parents didn’t buy me date rape drugs as a present for Christmas,...

It is very difficult to explain what occurred yesterday in Congress, but I’m going to do my best. It all began with...

In March, 2001 the Taliban destroyed two giant Buddha statues in Bamiyan, Afghanistan. The Bamiyan Buddhas were carved...

Television and film writers will officially go on strike one minute after I post this. 12:01 AM, Monday. This will...

Welcome to the world of creepy and awful: It’s Big Brother in South Africa. Things went horribly wrong during the...

Saturday. The day Muhammad came out of his tent and said something that no one could hear because there was a sand...