You lucky sons of bitches. It’s Saturday, the day our Lord Jesus Christ came down from the mountain in his silk robe...

I hate to break the news to all of you politics junkies who’ve been amusing yourselves by debating issues like “Just...

No, seriously. Don’t do it. And not just if you live in Mississippi, but if you live in North Carolina, South Dakota,...

Fox News is obviously only for the borderline retarded. The entire network is a joke and has repeatedly been caught lying. In polls, its viewers are always...

America is birthing a new Oliver North right now. It is a painful process because first we have to find a guy who...

Dear Ron Paul supporters: Please shut the fuck up. You are the most annoying humans ever to walk the Earth. The...

I will admit it without hesitation: I am a huge Stephen Colbert fan. It’s almost impossible not to be, but I understand...

This is a big week for idiots. They are doing their best to make...

Dick Cheney has already gone to war with Iran and now he’s just waiting for the rest of us to catch up with him. ...

The government of Myanmar is full of evil fucks, plain and simple. Because of out of control inflation and a need...

It's Saturday, or as it is known in Jerusalem, Asshole Fuckface Roundup day. Each week I scan the news to find the...

Welcome to the eighty-second installment of Subrosa’s SCOTUS Interruptus, a quasi-weekly column dedicated...

Yesterday, Democratic Senator Chris Dodd stood up to Bush, Republicans and even his own party and showed them all...

Insurance for poor kids: thirteen...

I know, I know, guys. Writing articles about Bush is sooooo 2005. Forget outrage...

George Bush is attempting to show Americans how very much he wants them to contract AIDS and have unwanted children...

Next year’s elections are looking to be a mighty ugly experience for Republicans. Historically, incumbents usually...

It is fascinating to watch Democrats make such stupid decisions when picking presidential candidates. We can go back...

Condoleezza Rice was having an irony blow out yesterday as she traveled the world and babbled from her mouth. Our...

Representative Barney Frank, D-MA is truly one of the nation’s...

We are such a fucked up society that it is amazing. We flip out if children are exposed to sex on TV. Sex is a very...

Politics in this country is a sick, sick beast. Every day we fall lower into a cesspool, every day we close our ears...

It is Saturday, or as it is known on the Interweb, Asshole Fuckface day. Every week I scour the news looking for...

It’s not often I tell an entire country to go fuck itself, but it is the only appropriate response given the circumstances.

I hate bugs and I hate robots. Now some asshole seems to have created...

It is one thing to just make bad decisions based on your flawed ideology. There are many presidents in our past who...

RAMADI, IRAQ – In late July when I visited a police station...

Khaled el-Masri grew up in Lebanon, but he had been a German citizen for nine years when he was detained by Macedonian...

I’ve used this webspace over the years to take some shots at Justice Clarence Thomas. Sure, some of them were probably...

Poor Shirley Katz. She’s an English teacher at South Medford High School in Oregon and she can't...

I believe very strongly that it is my job to continually remind you that our president is an idiot. The words that...

The Environmental Protection Agency wants to kill our unborn babies and watch us mutate. That is the only reason...

RAMADI, IRAQ – Now that major combat operations are finished almost everywhere in Iraq’s Anbar Province, the United...

Every week I scour the news to find the worst of the worst for you. This week I bring you something special. You are about to read a classic Asshole Fuckface...

If you read the front page of the paper tomorrow morning, you’ll see that the United States emphatically does not torture anyone. Of course, it may be buried...

Yesterday Bush, as promised, vetoed...

Mitt Romney just needs to walk away. His run for the White House is becoming a joke. People in his own party are...

Back in May, I brought to your attention the story of a chimp named...

In April, members of the Justice and Peace Studies program at the University of St. Thomas in Minnesota booked a major...

Either that, or he’s a fucking moron. Seriously, it’s the only way one could come to the same conclusion he did last...