One of the big arguments for the pro-war crowd is that we just can’t leave those Iraqis alone after invading and setting...

George Bush has proven over and over that he is going to do whatever the fuck he wants. One of the most glaring examples...

It is Saturday. All over the world, horrible people wake up and fear their name appear in the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. It has been this way for centuries...

No, seriously, it’s the best. It’s like I have a superhuman ability to predict the political future. While I recognize that with great power comes great...

Devoted Ron Paul fans, how many times has this happened to you?

You’re sitting around your high-tech survival bunker...

Last week the LA Times revealed an awesome plan that would keep America safe from terrorists. The police department...

Colorado apparently has its share of lunatics because yesterday the state Supreme Court gave an anti-abortion group the go ahead to try to put a measure...

When the Democrats were attempting to take back Congress in 2006, they kept harping about the corrupt Republicans.

These days it is difficult to think about Idaho without conjuring up images of violent youth dashing madly through...

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Rage Boy, but you should have. He is very popular and has become the poster...

Since Hollywood writers like myself went on strike this week, I thought I would share with you the biggest Asshole Fuckface studio heads of the week. They...

Saturday. Vlad the Impaler said just before he died that the reason he committed such heinous acts was because he wanted to make it into the Asshole Fuckface...

After reading David Brock’s memoir Blinded by the Right a couple of years ago, I came...

I was sitting around at work the other day when one of my co-workers asked me if I’d heard that a tanker had struck...

In 2005, Congress passed one of the worst bills in the history of our country: The Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and...

Yep. Me. Subrosa. I’ve been referred to around here as a knee-jerk, bleeding heart, San Francisco...

It is a great time to be a kid. When I was young, my parents didn’t buy me date rape drugs as a present for Christmas,...

It is very difficult to explain what occurred yesterday in Congress, but I’m going to do my best. It all began with...

In March, 2001 the Taliban destroyed two giant Buddha statues in Bamiyan, Afghanistan. The Bamiyan Buddhas were carved...

Television and film writers will officially go on strike one minute after I post this. 12:01 AM, Monday. This will...

Welcome to the world of creepy and awful: It’s Big Brother in South Africa. Things went horribly wrong during the...

Saturday. The day Muhammad came out of his tent and said something that no one could hear because there was a sand...

Warren Buffett is one right motherfucker. The man is worth an estimated $52 billion. That is approximately $52 billion...

Those of you following the Genarlow...

It is very interesting to watch Democrats make the same mistake they made in 2000 and 2004. During both of those...

Sometimes I have to admit I don’t know what the fuck is happening. Today is one of those days and I am confused because...

Volume 10 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name.

The...

I'm actually starting to view Ron Paul's existence as dangerous. He's not a joke anymore. We can't go oh-funny-ha-ha-Ron-Paul-supporters-lol,...

Hezbollah was started in 1982 by a group of Muslim clerics, with a lot of help from Iran, after Israel invaded Lebanon.

This would be an amusing story if it wasn’t so fucked up. The Democrats have had a tough time getting to the bottom...

You lucky sons of bitches. It’s Saturday, the day our Lord Jesus Christ came down from the mountain in his silk robe...

I hate to break the news to all of you politics junkies who’ve been amusing yourselves by debating issues like “Just...

No, seriously. Don’t do it. And not just if you live in Mississippi, but if you live in North Carolina, South Dakota,...

Fox News is obviously only for the borderline retarded. The entire network is a joke and has repeatedly been caught lying. In polls, its viewers are always...

America is birthing a new Oliver North right now. It is a painful process because first we have to find a guy who...

Dear Ron Paul supporters: Please shut the fuck up. You are the most annoying humans ever to walk the Earth. The...

I will admit it without hesitation: I am a huge Stephen Colbert fan. It’s almost impossible not to be, but I understand...

This is a big week for idiots. They are doing their best to make...

Dick Cheney has already gone to war with Iran and now he’s just waiting for the rest of us to catch up with him. ...

The government of Myanmar is full of evil fucks, plain and simple. Because of out of control inflation and a need...