The Republican Party is coming apart at the seams. What a shame. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of douchebags. It really is a joy to watch extremists...

Asshole Fuckfacery is a living, breathing thing. It cannot die, it can only be wounded. The way to wound Asshole Fuckfacery is to drag it into the light...

Watching the rapid descent of Michelle Bachmann is a wonderful thing. For those of you unfamiliar with the raging idiot, she is a Congresswoman from Minnesota.

Now that we are getting down to the final days of the campaign, it’s time to take a look at how Republicans will steal this election. Bush stole the 2000...

This was a stellar week for Asshole Fuckfacing. They really should be proud of themselves. Asshole Fuckfaces have been at it since the dawn of time. The...

Californians will be voting on a very interesting proposition in three weeks. Proposition 2 is about animal cruelty. Not the ones that live in our houses,...

I can’t figure out most of what the fuck is going on with this crisis, because no one really knows how bad it is and Republicans are trying to blame black...

Well, I cannot believe we have survived this far with all of the Asshole Fuckfacery going on. This week, I get to focus on something that has been pointed...

(image) One in ten people in America are silently screaming right now. They’re surrounded by election fever but cannot vote for our next president. They...

In what may be the most pathetic villain campaign since the War on Christmas, Republicans have picked a new bad guy: the Association of Community Organizations...

For years I have listened to right wing lunatics, like Rush Limbaugh, describe a liberal who does not exist. Right wing radio is full of non-stop blathering...

If to err is human, then Joe Biden, a.k.a. the human gaffe machine, is a super human. He loves to talk to just about any one. Generally this is considered...

Louis, by the grace of God, King of France and Navarre, to all US citizens, greeting from the year 1708: (image) You might wonder why I am writing this...

Picking Asshole Fuckfaces is not easy. It can be quite stressful and, in my case, has led to the end of 16 marriages. So, to help with the stress, every...

Canada's federal Leaders Debate has never seen a talk like this before. In a debate first, the official Leaders Debates (held October 1 in French and...

The first of one vice presidential debates will be held tonight in Saint Louis, Missouri. Most expect it to be a spectacular failure of the candidate they...

Ahead of tomorrow evening's vice presidential debate, some kind soul has just posted footage on YouTube of lamb-to-the-slaughter Sarah Palin doing...

Fine election season apparel for the kids. (image) (image) (image) Thanks to Phil Gough of Common Sense for the inspiration.

I have to say it is pure joy to watch Sarah Palin’s political career peak and turn to dust in a matter of weeks. It’s actually hard to believe just 27...

(image) Yesterday the first volleys were fired by the religious Right against the IRS code that prohibits churches from endorsing candidates from pulpit.

Today is the final day for you to register to vote in many states. Don't be a punk. (image) Do it.

This week was an epic week for Asshole Fuckfacery. So much so that I actually became enraged when I wrote this. Seriously. What horrible, horrible people.

John McCain is too old to be president. It’s pretty simple. The office ages you dramatically. Just take a look at before and after pictures of Bush and...

John McCain has always been completely full of shit, but over the past decade, many people jumped on the “Straight Talk Express.” He appeared to be a...

The United States Department of Homeland Security scares the hell out of me. What is really bad is I am a United States citizen and it scares the hell...

Asshole Fuckface is not just a label. The term can also be used as a verb, such as, “I am going to do some serious Asshole Fuckfacing today.” Since...

This one means quite a bit to me, personally. Ever since L.B.J., my home state of Nebraska has been staunchly Republican, giving our 5 little electoral...

Hilary once appeared to be the perfect candidate for feminist voters –– intelligent, determined, and dedicated in her pursuit of valiant social causes...

What about some canadian politics? An election is coming this autumn, which means the next month will be crucial to the history of North America. There...

Did you think the presidential campaign had gotten ugly? Well, you were wrong. Forget McCain’s lie laced ads claiming Obama wants to teach kindergartners...

This political ad is airing in Ohio, and I am assuming that it is also airing in other parts of the Nation also: (video) It is an ad for Barrack Obama,...

Hello, fellow Asshole Fuckface hater. This week we have a smörgåsbord of Asshole Fuckfaces. For centuries my people have been scouring the Earth, looking...

(video) It's going to be interesting to see how this plays out. The YouTube video that Open Left posted on their site (see above) has already been...

The Republicans nearly had a circle jerk last week over the fact that McCain was a POW. They managed to avoid topics like heath care, the economy, Iraq...

(video) He's a lumberjack and it's OK, Seems anyone can run for office – as long as they're not gay! If you think the election's not...

(video) Few of us were fortunate enough to escape the bizarre ape-shittery that was the Republican uproar over Barack Obama's former minister's...

John McCain and his followers are stroking themselves daily because “he was right” about the surge. See, according to the right wing distorters, the...

The 14 October federal election has only been announced for one day, but incidents of flying insults, accusations, and uses of the word "illegal"...

This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and I’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. That’s how alive works.

This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and I’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. That’s how alive works.