Last week the Republicans held two debates. To say it was like watching aliens would be an understatement. This could be the most idiotic group of men...

In the spirit of starting with "I'm not racist, but...", please don't consider this post as being anti-religion, but sometimes you get the feeling that...

I was reading today about the Bush administration's plan to increase logging in Oregon's...

When confronted by a predator, meerkats have been known to exhibit a mobbing behavior. A clan of meerkats will surround the hostile critter, hissing and...

Five Iranian speedboats intimidated three American warships on Sunday morning in the Straight...

John McCain was elected as the 56th president of the United States when Barack Obama conceded the election late last night. McCain defeated Obama by a...

Not many know the name of the very first Asshole Fuckface: Fritz Haber. Fritz was an inventor, scientist and actually won a Nobel Prize for his work in...

Volume 11 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name.

The...

Well, we are officially in the shit. The Iowa Caucus will be held on Thursday. A bunch of Midwesterners will be...

Ah, yes, I just called the golden boy a religious lunatic. That is the term I apply to people in this day and age...

Seriously. A complete and total asshole, and a self-centered one at that. How many minutes after the death of Benazir...

The police in Columbus, Ohio have taken to using topless women as bait...

It turns out deaf parents are the creepiest parents on the planet. I know, it seems like a weird thing to write, but I’ve got some proof...

Those of you who think the Democratic presidential candidates will solve the healthcare crisis in any way are horribly...

First of all, Merry Christmas. Even to you Jewish peeps, whom, I was told by Mel Gibson, killed Christ. (Not cool.)...

The CIA’s destruction of torture tapes is going to be the big news of 2008. We learned a week ago that the CIA destroyed...

Anyone with the slightest amount of brain matter who looks at the Writers Guild strike must wonder what in the fuck...

Saturday, the day God set aside for Asshole Fuckface revelations. There is much confusion about the origins of the...

No, not Indians from India, the other kind. I’m talking about American Indians. American indigenous peoples or whatever.

Mike Huckabee has now taken over the lead in polls for the Republican nomination, which means the deep dig into his...

Every once is a while a new technology comes along that completely changes our world. One such technology started...

On Thursday, former Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell released his report...

For more than 30 years, publishing companies have been buying up local newspapers. The result is homogenized, shitty...

A couple of days ago I wrote an amazing article about Nancy...

Asshole Fuckfaces are everywhere on our sweet, sweet Earth. They take many forms and shapes. Some come in human...

Ah, the dirty illegal immigrant. They are responsible for all of the horrible problems facing our nation today and...

Seriously, they need to just get it over with. And while they are at it, I highly recommend a “Satan Is Very Bad”...

It must be really hard being a total asshole. Seems like a lot of work with all the lying and being an all around...

Well, the strike is now rolling into its sixth week and the Asshole Fuckfaces are just piling up and staring at me...

Get Nancy Pelosi the fuck out of her leadership role as Speaker of the House. The woman is supposed to be battling...

Finally, the government is privitizing domestic spying.

Not many people know where the Roundup began. It occurred in Ireland, way back in 1649. The British were conquering...

Remember Travelgate? How cute was that scandal? It started...

The race for the Republican nomination is a complete disaster. Each candidate is coming apart at the seams in spectacular...

Two days ago we learned that Iran halted...

Dear British people, from now on please think of Americans as aliens from outer space. It would be better if you...

I don’t know if you’ve been reading the news lately, but we’ve basically won the war in Iraq. Yep, the surge has...

Thirty-one days until the corn engorged people of Iowa shuffle into voting booths and pick from the saddest field...

The Asshole Fuckface Roundup can be traced back to Rome in the year 222. Young Emperor Elagabalus was a crazed bisexual...

For those of you who are rolling your eyes and thinking, “Oh God, another Ron Paul article?!” -- before you ready...