Well, here we are again. It is a new year and there are still Asshole Fuckfaces running around, doing horrible things to good people. I will continue to...

For those of you who haven’t been following, Obama chose shocking asshole and homophobe Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inauguration. Many have...

Saturday. This is the day the Lord set aside for good people, like myself, to point out and mock horrible people, like Steve Guttenberg. In churches and...

So long newspapers. You guys were great. I really appreciated all you did. Where would I be without you? Huh? I’d be one stupid asshole. And where would...

Well, the Republicans sure did fight for their beliefs last week, didn’t they? Quite an impressive move standing up for CEOs during the first bailout,...

I love Christmas. Halloween is more fun, but Christmas feels more important. Everything's shut down, everyone just takes some time out. I'm almost...

Asshole Fuckfacing had a good week. The greats of Asshole Fuckfacery would be very, very proud of all the horrible shit that went down. Some weeks I have...

As of the December 10, 2008, Barack Obama's transitional government website allows users to submit questions for direct response. Users are also able...

The Republican Party is floundering like a gay penis in a vagina. They really have no idea what to do. Some want to go more religious conservative, while...

Senator Hillary Clinton will be the new Secretary of State beginning in January, which means her seat will open up and a new clown must be chosen for the...

Well, well, look who came crawling back to the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Last week, you screamed, "I can't take it anymore. Why are people so...

When Canada wants to bring down a government, we go about it a little bit differently than some other countries. When we wanted to throw off the shackles...

It took a while, but Ronald Reagan finally destroyed America. The myth of Reagan, told during many a conservative circle jerk, has recently been crushed...

Chalk up a big win for the terrorists. Not only did they execute a heinous plan with shocking effectiveness, but it also went on for days. Literally, for...

Now that you’ve crammed a shocking amount of turkey into your talky hole and visited with your delightful family, it’s time to get back to reality. Of...

This is the day we Americans come together to celebrate thanks and stuff. In 1619, English settlers arrived at Berkeley Hundred, a settlement 20 miles north...

Will the Republican crying ever stop? It is pathetic to still have to listen to some Republican child whining about the perceived positive media treatment...

Asshole Fuckfacing is upon us! Thrusting and pounding on our precious innocence every single day! We must cleanse ourselves with a thorough reading and...

I’m going with depression. It will certainly be worse than anything I have witnessed in my lifetime. I am currently 77 years old. My neck skin actually...

Warning: This subject might be too graphic and, frankly, depressing for some. It involves severe child abuse and murder. Making limited headlines lately,...

Turncoat Senator Joe Lieberman walked from a Senate hearing today with his most prized committee chairmanships intact, dodging punishment for campaigning...

It’s time for America to get its bailout on again. Detroit has turned into a giant bag of ass and we need to do something about it. They want 25 billion.

It looks likely that Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) will have to face the music this Tuesday. That's when there will be a secret vote amongst Republican...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup. You’ve been waiting one whole week to read those sweet, sweet words. And now here they are, staring you right in the face. I...

The Bush presidency is in its waning days - an administration marked by scandals ranging from the firing of US attorneys for political reasons, the Plame...

It’s hard to figure out the worst George Bush accomplishment. It’s a smorgasbord of horrors. The Iraq War is obviously up there, as is the slaughter of...

There are only a few ways to stop a Lieberman. First you have to understand it. Most Liebermans were once like us. Our current Lieberman is called Joe.

Well, well, well, look who’s back. You just can’t stay away, can you? Like the taste of a good Asshole Fuckface Roundup, don’t you? You need it. You...

Yesterday was like getting a blowjob followed by a kick to the balls. First Obama won the presidency. Amazing historical moment. I kept looking at the faces...

Louis, by the grace of God, King of France and Navarre, to all present and to come, greeting from the year 1708: (image) As Very Catholic Majesty Louis...

Part 1: Julie Rose and Lynda Brocchini (image) Shortly before going to bed at midnight last night, Julie Rose updated her Facebook status message: "Julie...

Yes we can…but will we? Obama challenges the cynics, but are we really wrong? On Tuesday, Chicago's Grant Park flooded with a myriad of Obama enthusiasts...

(image) It's a whole new world –– I'd say "thank God" if I believed in him –– but instead I'll thank a higher power: those...

Even as they drown in the anger of platoons of pissed-off voters, Republican operatives are swiping ballots with both hands. Let's start in Georgia.

This is what will occur today. There will be no deviating from this prediction. I am NostradaReaper. In order of when the states are called: Kentucky goes...

Spirituality is a wonderful thing. I have my reservations about religion though. Although some think it's one in the same, I do not. In fact, I think...

The election is upon us. Today may be the largest turnout for a presidential election is US history. Many people are predicting 130 million voters will...

Sweet Asshole Fuckface Saturday. Many people don’t know that Asshole Fuckfaces actually have a peculiar odor about them. Many have described it as “a...

I know. It’s shocking. But, I keep hearing it. The guy can still lose this thing, even though when you look at the electoral map, he is kicking the shit...

(image) Suicide Girls is working with award-winning journalist Greg Palast to promote his campaign to make sure your vote counts on Election Day. Palast...