Remember way, way, way back in late February, when I wrote an article about the pathetic campaign Hillary was...

Happy Asshole Fuckface day. As I tour the country, speaking of Asshole Fuckfacery of yesteryear, I am often asked, “Who was the first?” After 84 hours...

I was trying to focus on how much I don’t like Hillary Clinton during Tuesday night’s debate, but some asshole kept distracting me. The asshole's name...

The Taliban, whose regime has banned such things as clapping at sporting events, dancing, VCRs, pool tables, anything that plays music, television, lobster,...

On Sunday night, "60 minutes" broadcast a report that could have...

After so many Asshole Fuckface Roundups, you deserve to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. It was not one man, but two. The Harpe brothers,...

In response to the insane, right wing anti-immigrant crowd, our government announced that we would be building a 700-mile border fence between the U.S.

When candidates get desperate, they often go negative. Some go for the jugular and go dirty, while others apparently attempt to go negative and just end...

I get thousands of letters each week asking me who was the first Asshole Fuckface. Many people are surprised to learn his name was Richard Malebisse, a...

Tony Blair is one of the most unpopular prime ministers in recent memory for the U.K. Famous caricatures of him as President Bush's lapdog or servant were...

Well, that is that. America is toast. We have decided that living in a police state is better than living in the insecure world of freedom. Our representatives...

Like a lot of non-Americans (and quite a few Americans, I suspect), I’ve been paying closer attention to the whole Primary thing you’ve got going, where...

Over six years after the 9/11 attacks - and coincidentally in an election year - charges are finally being brought against those responsible. And surprisingly...

Oh man, did the shit hit the asshole this week. (I think that is the correct cliché.) David Shuster was asked to fill in on Tucker Carlson’s show on MSNBC.

There is much confusion about who was the very first Asshole Fuckface. I get many letters and today I will finally reveal the answer: Pope Gregory XIII.

First came the 2000 Florida elections that showed our Democracy to be a total sham. Thousands of voters illegally purged from voter rolls, ballots tossed...

It’s fascinating to watch the Democrats make the same mistake over and over and over and over again. When I say “over” I mean, Walter Mondale, Michael...

In Turkey, Saturday is actually known as Asshole Fuckface day, because Turkey was the home of the Ottoman Empire and home to the very first Asshole Fuckface.

Yes, you. I think you are fucking disgusting. Wait, I take that back. I only think you're disgusting if you are an American citizen; you Brits and Scots...

Time for some Serious Business, comrades. Diz -- my friend, and partner of Coilhouse co-creator Mil Von [ Mother...

It is interesting to watch the slow motion Democratic train wreck, for so many reasons. For the first time in history a black man and a woman are battling...

Asshole Fuckfacery has been around for hundreds of years. The very first Asshole Fuckface was a man named Thug Behram, who was a member of the Indian Thugee...

Back in September, I wrote an article calling the Democrats out on their amazingly spineless Congress....

When the police want to bust a drug dealer, they will often send out "confidential informants" - drug addicts who will, under the direction of the police,...

“I’ve waited so long for a woman president. Now we have one who has a legitimate chance, and she’s no different than the ones with dicks.”
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President Hugo Chavez's 'Bolivarian' revolution has caused a lot of changes in Venezuela since he won a close race back in 1999. His reforms have typically...

On December 27th 2007, Mwai Kibaki of the National...

Congratulations on being alive for another Asshole Fuckface Roundup Day. Many others are not, including the very dead Countess Elizabeth Báthory of Hungary.

Let's talk about keeping it real. Not about being honest, but being true, avoiding all trepidation and inhibition, and shrugging off charges of duplicity...

Pro-Taliban rebels in northwest Pakistan have captured two military outposts in the past week.

They struck first at Sararogha...

We are seeking qualified men to work in an exciting desert environment! Do you want to enjoy sun, fun and a "no rules" lifestyle? Are you currently employed...

Yes, indeed, you read that headline correctly. I hope many of the idiots who bought houses during the bubble lose them. It is my wish because they are...

It was a big week for the United States Supreme Court - the Justices not only heard oral arguments in potentially landmark cases challenging the constitutionality...

In a "nuanced" speech at the Emirates Centre for Strategic Studies and Research in Abu Dhabi today, President Bush described...

The Croatian parliament has elected an ethnic Serb as prime minister.

It's a small story, I suppose, but one that I must confess I find affecting in...

Back in July, FTR wrote an article titled Get...

Happy Asshole Fuckface Roundup Day. Many yearn to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. He was a Frenchman, of course. Gilles de Rais...

I'll cut to the chase: this is another article about Ron Paul. The man has become nigh unavoidable these days on the internet (especially on...

The incident in question occurred nearly...

Last week the Republicans held two debates. To say it was like watching aliens would be an understatement. This could be the most idiotic group of men...