Exciting New Think Tank Comes 6 Years Too Late
The first hint of trouble should have been the President's directive to create an Office of Faith Based and Community Initiatives back at the beginning...
Fox News Reporters Actually Worth Something
The shit may be about to hit the fan at Fox News. Their right wing nut viewers may not be too pleased when they learn that that Palestinian terror groups...
Jesus to be Lonely on Christmas
Marine Toys for Tots Foundation is an organization which distributes toys to needy children at Christmas. The charity collects toys from October to December...
Feds: No Fucking on Planes
Becoming a member of the mile high club is a staple fantasy of virtually every frat boy in the nation. While the prospect of getting it on in a cramped,...
South Africa Parliament Approves Gay Marriage
Anyone who grew up during or before the 1980's doesn't automatically think of the word "tolerance" when they consider South Africa.
Liebermans Testicles Swell to Alarming Size
Senator Joseph Lieberman told the Boston Globe he would caucus with Democrats in the new Senate and then he threatened those very same Democrats with his...
Olbermann Fake Anthrax Assailant is a Freeper
In late September I reported on a story that was humorously covered in right wing rags like the NY Post about how MSNBC commentator Keith Olbermann had...
PETA is Fucked
The Senate passed a law in September that eliminates animal-rights activists from protesting by classifying them as terrorists. The Animal Enterprise Terrorism...
Seattle Thumbs Its Nose at Big Sports Handout
Amongst all of the earth shattering political changes that last week's election brought to this country, a slightly less impacting but still significant...
Howard Deans Gonna Have Some Fish and Chips
Howard Dean has gone from wanna-be presidential laughing stock to highly sought after political export. Britains Labour party has asked for Deans help...
US Prevents UN Condemnation of Israel
Despite Republican leaders' repeated characterizations of the UN as a weak, ineffectual dinosaur with little authority or relevance to the real world,...
Canadian Troops Battle Stoner Warfare
The war-torn battlefields of yesteryear are long since forgotten in the ever-progressing evolution in modern warfare. The news brings tales of modern super-weapons,...
Enjoy the Creepiness of the Purity Ball
(video) Thankfully, Care Net, which used to be known as the Christian Action Council, receives state and federal funding. In 2006 Care Net scored a $2...
You Can Catch Gay From Hedges
A landscaping company in Houston has caused an uproar because they refused to do the yard work for a gay couple. Sabrina Farber of Garden Guy, (not Garden...
Republicans: Cheating Fucks Who Still Lost
Now that all the celebrating is over after the Democrats absolute destruction of Republicans on Tuesday, its time to turn our attention to all the cheating...
Rummy Might Get The Nazi Treatment
In the continuation of one Donald Rumsfelds worst weeks ever, Germanys top prosecutor will be mulling over whether or not to file charges against Rummy...
Harry Reid, Pop Culture Barometer
Im not sure if this really portends anything at all about the immediate future of America, but the new leader of the now-Democratic Senate, Nevadas...
Bolton Returns
With Virginia Senator George Allen conceding his race to Democratic challenger Jim Webb, American politics experienced a palatial shift. For the first...
Bush Fucks His Own Party, Rummy Style
It was not too shocking yesterday when Donald Rumsfeld resigned after the Democrats took control of the Senate and the House. Hes going to be spending...
So Long, Self Hating Gay Guy
One day after Bill Maher claimed Ken Mehlman was gay, the Republican National Committee Chairman is the latest victim of the Republican Election Day thumping....
Now Bush Wants to Play Nice?
After enduring years of excrutiating taunts and outrageous claims at the hands of a Republican federal government, Democrats are finally back in a position...
Republicans Are Complete Losers: Dems Take Senate
Its all over. The AP just called Montana for Democrat Jon Tester. It is officially the worst night in Republican history. But they should stick with...
Ned's Lament
Six more years of Lieberman. Ain't that a bitch? I walked into the main hall of Ned Lamont's campaign headquarters minutes before his concession...
Loser McLoserman Concession Speech
Little Ricky's concession speech. Fucking sweet. And he thanks God.....for losing. (video)
South Dakota Loves Abortion
South Dakota rejoined modern society today when voters rejected a measure that would ban nearly all abortions. . The law would have not allowed abortions...
Angel Loses Her Wings
In what could be the most devastating news to emerge from the 2006 mid-term election, Katherine Harris went down in a heap of jew hating flames. Incumbent...
Dems Take The House
CNN just declared that Democrats have taken control of the House of Representatives. They needed 15 seats and will probably take more. It was such a poor...
So Long, Christian Warrior
Bow your heads. Little Ricky is done. Thanks for stopping by woman hater. I guess you have to stop abortions somewhere else. (image) LOSER
Voter Intimidation Already Getting Started
Election day is barely half over and the heated battle between Democratic challenger Jim Webb and incumbent George Allen for the Virginia Senate seat has...
Republican Squirrels Undermining Democracy
The day we have all feared has arrived. Fucking squirrels. (video) Once the squirrels turn on us, we're fucked - Benjamin Franklin
OReilly All Up In Ladies Baby Parts
Awful human being Bill OReilly claimed on Friday that a Kansas doctor was performing late term abortions because patients were depressed. OReilly called...
Finally, A Fox News Reporter is Waterboarded
In what is one of the most retarded and pathetic displays of crappy journalism, a Fox News reporter allowed torturers to waterboard him until he broke....
Bush Protests Himself, Claims Iraq War Is About Oil
George Bush finally came around about his reasoning for being in Iraq. During the lead up to the invasion the administration told us we needed to get rid...
America Now Totally Safe
Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging today for crimes against humanity. Capital and life sentences are automatically appealed, so he will hang...
Neocons Blaming Bush for Iraq Failure
Neoconservatism is an ideology that can actually trace its roots to 1960s radical leftism. After the massive failure that was the Vietnam war and many...
Victims of US Torture Can't Discuss it Because of "National Security"
The story just keeps more and more absurd. First there was talk of secret CIA prisons where the US could keep suspected terrorists held outside of the...
How to build a Bomb, Influence People
Ka-boom, motherfuckers. The New York Times reports today that a federal government website intended to prove that going into Iraq was a good idea may be...
We Are Winning The War Against Halibut
Thank fucking God. US and Canadian researchers reported yesterday that fish could disappear by 2048. Not a moment too soon, as far as I am concerned.
Time To Video Tape The Cheating
Early election voting has begun and so has the cheating. As has become a tradition in voting since we began using electronic voting machines, voters attempt...
Antisemitic cartoon contest - we have a winner!
Well it's been a tense few months since my previous article on the contest, but I'm pleased to say that the results are in, the judges are happy...



