(image) This shouldn’t be too shocking, really. I mean, remember that little report on global warming that the administration didn’t like? Why not change...

(image) Could these people be any more transparent? Does anyone buy this garbage anymore? Administration officials argue that they should be excused...

It was one year ago today that my first story posted on the newswire. It was called Thank You For Fighting, Now Here’s A Tall Cold Glass Of Shit. It...

(image) Ron Luce is a 45-year-old man who started a movement for young Christian kids called BattleCry. Why BattleCry? Because the kids are “fighting...

(image) If you live in San Francisco, you probably know who Marjorie Knoller and Robert Noel are. If you don’t know them by name, you certainly do by reputation.

(image) First, it was this hullabaloo about loan companies pretending to be your school’s financial aid office. Then there was the revelation that I owe...

(image) Why don’t they know? Because they didn’t have funding to continue the study. You know, to get that “proof.” So, now the experiment is going...

The College Republicans at the University of Vermont invited Newt Gingrich to speak on October 6, 2005. Now, Newt is one of the best, he does not come...

(image) We can all stop wondering who will win the election in 2008. FearTheReaper can officially now stop writing his famous “Fuck (insert presidential...

Alan Mulally has been CEO of Ford Motor Company for a whopping four months. It’s not an easy job but he has a great attitude and a decent attendance record,...

(image) Christopher Pittman was only 12 when he used a pump-action shotgun to murder both of his grandparents as they slept in their South Carolina house.

Volume 6 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name. Sam Brownback is one creepy son-of-a-bitch.

Because that’s the only explanation as to why she’d leave this great country to go waltzing around with the terrorists, right? Why would she DARE to undermine...

Alberto Gonzales couldn’t manage his way out of a paper bag. In fact, his administrative abilities are so poor that the entirety of his staff seems to...

Thank God we live in a country where you can take your 2-year-old into a gun store and show him how to properly handle an Ak-47. That’s what happened...

First came Mickey Mouse, then Peter Pan and now Disney is really upping the gay by allowing same-sex couples to exchange vows in front of Cinderella's...

(image) Stephen Hurley is no Merl Ledford III. In fact, Stephen Hurley is kind of a douche. Stephen Hurley is the kind of fucking douche that would do something...

Everyone hates the RIAA, right? They’ve had a rather lengthy recent history of being total douchewads. With their huge war chest and battalion of attorneys,...

It finally happened. Bill O’Reilly’s head exploded today on the air. It was bound to happen, although nobody expected it to occur during an ugly exchange...

I used to be a supporter of John McCain. He actually seemed an impressive candidate back in the day, but has now officially turned into a crazy old man.

(image) In July of 2005, activist and video blogger Josh Wolf attended and filmed an anarchist demonstration in San Francisco’s Mission District. The demonstration,...

(image) It’s nice to see a state take their motto seriously. On Tuesday, the New Hampshire state House voted to extend the “right” of civil unions to...

(image) SULEIMANIYA, IRAQ – Iraq is a country with three armies and I’m-not-sure-how-many militias and death squads. The Iraqi Army is nominally the national...

(image) By now you should have heard about the rather groundbreaking Supreme Court opinion delivered this past Monday in Massachusetts v. EPA. As you probably...

(image) Former Speaker of the House, habitual adulterer, general fuckwit and (naturally) possible GOP presidential candidate is at it again. You may remember...

(image) I wish that headline was hyperbole. Unfortunately, it’s not. While the Republicans controlled Congress food safety inspections dropped considerably...

(image) Really, even W should have seen this coming. Matthew Dowd, a former top Texas Democrat who jumped onto the Bush bandwagon in 1999 after being disillusioned...

(image) First, let me address the cunty comment. I know for a fact that Dianne Feinstein is a cunt because I have met her personally and there is no other...

(image) Volume 5 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate’s name. Mitt Romney defines the term...

Today was baseball’s opening day. The first president to throw out a first pitch was William Taft in 1910. Since then it has become a tradition for presidents...

David Hicks is the most glaring example of how poorly the Bush administration is handling their War on Terrorism. The Australian was captured in December...

(image) Mexico may be joining the fetus killing nations of the world, or at least Mexico City. Yesterday, lawmakers in the capitol began hearings on a...

SULEIMANIYA PROVINCE, NORTHERN IRAQ – One of the roads leading out of the city of Suleimaniya in Iraqi Kurdistan might as well be renamed Revolutionary...

(image) In one of the most retarded decisions ever, the Marine Corps is banning any new, sleeve tattoos below the elbow or the knee. They claim the tattoos...

(image) Tony Snow went in for surgery yesterday and the news is not good. Doctors removed a small growth from his pelvic area and tests revealed it was...

(image) What the fuck is wrong with the Dakotas? First South Dakota attempted to make all abortions illegal, including those that were the result of rape...

Some seven years after Canada passed laws regarding crimes against humanity, a Rwandan is being charged with (among other crimes) genocide and war crimes.

This crazy topsy-turvy world just turned more topsy-turvy, or as some would say, “Super-duper topsy-turvy.” Sunni insurgents in Iraq and al-Qaeda are...

KOMALAH COMPOUND, NORTHERN IRAQ – They were supposed to be social democrats, the people Patrick Lasswell and I met yesterday in a compound outside the...

(image) On March 13th, the copyright legal showdown we all saw coming officially began. Media behemoth Viacom, owners of Paramount Pictures, Noggin, Comedy...