Democrats Embrace Corruption Like An Old Friend
(image) Seems like it was only eight months ago that the Democrats were running on a platform to clean up Congress. The Republicans had controlled the...
Children Learn How To Be Afraid Of Dying
(image) The Virginia Tech massacre has school administrators across the country on edge. The staff at Scales Elementary School in Tennessee decided the...
Our Shitty Media
(image) I just received a call from the local ABC affiliate here in Los Angeles asking me if I wanted to take part in a political poll. I agreed, more...
Teacher Fired For Being Good At His Job
(image) Michael Baker had been teaching at East High School in Lincoln Nebraska since 1981. Last week he was forced to retire. He is one of only 47...
GOP Civil War Kicks Off
(image) As I have said before, the only way for Republicans to survive the 2008 elections will be to crush the White House. The administration is behaving...
Bush Cabinet Member Incompetent, Film at Eleven
It might be easier for us to count the cabinet members who arent idiotic, corrupt or just plain evil. Chertoff, Gonzales, Condi, and Gates certainly dont...
Stumblin Bumblin Rumblin Gonzo!
(image) Today Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is spending his day in front of the House Judiciary Committee and it is going pretty much as expected. ...
The View from Northern Iraq
My colleague Patrick Lasswell and I interviewed on camera Iraqi Kurdish Peshmerga Colonel Salahdin Ahmad Ameen in his office in Suleimaniya, Kurdistan,...
New York Event for Reproductive Rights
(image) For readers in New York, here's a kick-ass event going on this evening. The US Supreme Court and the South Dakota abortion ban: Organizing...
Rudy Giuliani Not Interested in Winning GOP Nomination After All
(image) Huh. And I thought that Rudy wouldnt want to mess up his mojo. After all, he was doing pretty well in the early stages of the Republican primary...
Yo Blair! Hasta La Vista, Good Buddy!
(image) British Prime Minister Tony Blair has announced his resignation effective June 27th of this year.
An Awesome Baghdad Summer Vacation And A Kick In The Rear
(image) The Iraqi Parliament has been working overtime getting nothing accomplished for quite some time now and its time for a break. Currently the lawmakers...
Bush Gets Pimp Slapped
(image) It is always interesting to watch a man slide a noose around his own neck. Example one: George W. Bush. The majority of the population already...
Mickey Mouse Hates the Jews
(image) Hamas has created an incredibly cute mouse character to speak to kids and tell them all about the evils of the US and Israel. Farfour is clearly...
Republicans Start to Cave on Iraq
(image) Everyone assumed Democrats would be the first to cave on Iraq. The Washington Post went as far as to print a story claiming Democrats were giving...
Meet Your Next President
(image) I know its early, but Im calling it. The race is over. The only hitch is that the guy I am declaring the winner hasnt even declared his...
French Want the Bush Treatment
(image) France held presidential elections today in a battle of extremes. On the right was Conservative Nicolas Sarkozy and on the left was Socialist Segolene...
Are Chimpanzees People?
(image) Chimpanzees have been entertaining people around the world for centuries. Whether wearing children's clothes or throwing poop at unsuspecting...
Barack Obama is Black. White People No Likey
(image) Barack Obama has a good chance to be the first African American president. His fan base is incredibly enthusiastic and his appeal is broad. He...
Bush Goes Back On His Word, Says Hell Spy On You If He Feels Like It
(image) Its like every story about the White House right now should be accompanied by a mental picture of Bush twirling his moustache like Snidely Whiplash...
Terrorists Should Be Allowed To Have Guns, You Commies!
(image) Guns dont kill people, people kill people. It is a classic NRA slogan that has a childlike simplicity. A retarded child. Now the NRA is provng...
Be Afraid Of The Bird Flu! Seriously!
(image) The bird flu is going to kill us at some point. Sorry, its a fact. Yesterday the CDC released the long-awaited guidelines for facemask use when...
FREEDOM!!!!! ...Or Is It?
(image) Well, for all of you who are from the UK, the Scottish National Party has set out to make history and has finally won the most seats in the Scottish...
Supreme Court Rules that High-Speed Car Chases are Fucking Awesome
(image) Everyone loves a sweet car chase. Remember the one in Bullitt with the Mustang on the streets of San Francisco? That kicked ass. Or that one in...
Creepiest Republican Debate Moments
(image) There was little reason to watch the Republican debate tonight because they are all dead in the water due to Bushs war. It sounds like Ron Paul...
The Only Iraq Option
(image) The shit seems to have blown up this week in Washington over Iraq. George Bush made the dumbest move he could have made when he rejected the Democrats...
Romney's Reading List
(image) OK. Ultimately this is sort of inconsequential, but Im kind of into it anyway. Some Fox News reporter asked former Massachusetts Governor and...
In Former Soviet Russia, Estonian Consulate Shuts Down You!
(image) Somebody had better get on the ball with some counterbalancing chipper news quick, because things are starting to heat up over in the old Eastern...
Hope You Had a Great Loyalty Day
(image) People dont say, Happy Loyalty Day as much as they should anymore. Its a big day, an important day for our country. In my house Loyalty...
Happy Birthday, Mission Accomplished!
(image) Four years ago today George Bush declared the Iraq War over. Fortunately I don't have to write anything, I'll just use their words. President...
Fuck John McCain
(image) Volume 7 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name. At one point in time I was...
Bush Employee Resigns for Liking Bush
(image) The professional kind of "bush." If you catch my drift*. Personally, I love hookers too. Ive never used one (No, really! I havent!)...
The Ugly World of Mormonofascism
(image) The evil fascist Mormon monster is raising its Joseph Smithian head again. The tale involves BYU, Sweet Dick Cheney, a protest and some ugly Provo...
Stop Your TV Before it Rapes You
(image) As many of you know, America is dangerously close to falling into violent anarchy. The reason is obvious: Television. The violence that is beamed...
Bush's Bluff Called: House Passes Troop Withdrawl Legislation
(image) In an effort to force feed the president and show him what his country actually wants the house has sent a bill calling for troop withdrawals to...
Supreme Court Skeptically Reviews McCain-Feingold
(image) Oral arguments concerning a key feature of the election reform law known as McCain-Feingold were held this week at the Supreme Court. McCain-Feingold,...
White House Continues to Violate the Hatch Act
(image) The Hatch Act is a New Deal-era federal law that was initially passed to help stem the spread of communism and patronage within the federal government.
Dude Turns Iraq Into His Personal Party
(image) It is no fun when you are shipped out to Iraq and have to deal with the constant danger and nightmarish surroundings. It is awful, but one Lieutenant-Colonel...
The Government Lies To You
(image) This doesnt surprise anyone, right? I mean, it certainly didnt cause huge waves of shock and awe yesterday to hear Kevin Tillman testify in...
U.S. One, Old Hippy Zero
(image) Its no secret that the greatest threat to our national security is wizened, old grandpa hippies. Their patchouli oil and fair trade organic milk...



