Circuit Court To FCC: Go Fuck Yourselves
(image) Remember when President Bush corralled that twat Tony Blair at the G8 conference last year and was caught on camera saying they needed to get...
Elderly Tax Evaders Under Armed Siege
(image) An elderly New Hampshire couple who told the IRS to go fuck themselves is now surrounded by armed forces outside their fortress-like home. Officials...
Get The Fuck Over Gore, Already
(image) Did anybody notice that Al Gore could not beat one of the lamest presidential candidates in the year 2000? Did anyone happen to see one of the...
Kurd is the Word
(image) Think that the War in Iraq has only managed to stir up tension between Sunni and Shia? Now it appears the other shoe is about to drop as the effects...
Fuck Ron Paul
(image) Volume 8 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name. For those seeking a candidate...
Vitamins Soon to be Classified as Drugs?
(image) Many of us try to delay the inevitable by fizzing a vitamin C packet or popping an herbal capsule. But certain advocacy groups are warning that...
Illicit Sex with a Politician = Easy Money
(image) Larry Flynt loves making them sweat and bringing them down, and I don't mean the ladies and their pantiesI mean America's politicians.
How To Make Bush Look Good
(image) It is a difficult prospect to wrap your brain around. How could Bush possibly look like a good president ever again? The answer is simple. It...
Republican Senator Switches To Dead Guy Party
(image) Republican Senator Craig Thomas of Wyoming died of leukemia today after a long battle with disease. He bit the dust at the National Naval Medical...
Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul: Antiwar Cred Ignored?
(image) Of the current field of candidates in both major political parties for US President, only two men had the fuckin' brains to vote against Bushs...
SCOTUS Interruptus; June 4, 2007
(image) Welcome to the second installment of Subrosas SCOTUS Interruptus, a quasi-weekly column dedicated to keeping the SuicideGirls.com community abreast...
Minutemen Feast On Each Other
(image) The Minutemen have been trying to stop the Mexican hordes pouring over our border since 2005. They are an anti-immigrant vigilante force who patrols...
In Case of Emergency, Declare Dictatorship
(image) With all the talk of future terrorist attacks, nuclear weapons and ecological disasters, we Americans have plenty to worry about. But now thanks...
Does America Need Another Actor in Office?
(image) I'll be honest, I was too young to remember the political state of our country during Ronald Reagan's tenure as prez. What I do remember...
Sorry Your War With China Didnt Work Out, Idiots
(image) How fucking awesome would it be if we were at war with China right now? Our satellites would have been taken down, our aircraft carriers sunk and...
Surgeon General Nominee Can Fix The Gays
(image) It seems that every time George Bush nominates anyone for anything, there can only be one response: What the fuck? The latest horrifying nomination...
Iraq Fuck-Update
(image) Things are really going well in Iraq. You can tell because yesterday a douche bag Senator from Connecticut went there, threw on a helmet, a flak...
Russia, Serbia, Albania, the UN and Bill Clinton
(image) While time passes and the end of June looms closer, the heated debate regarding Kosovo Independence still seems uncertain. Ever since the March...
Lesbian Sues eHarmony for eHomophobia
(image) Everyone meets their boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other/orgy partner/drummer on the Internet. Its ubiquitous. Hell, I met my special ladyfriend...
Bush Administration Even Sucks at Torture
(image) Remember the controversy back in 2004-2005 about then-White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales big hard on for the use of torture when dealing with...
Anti-Abortionpalooza 2007, Part One
(image) Thats right kids! Emboldened by the horribly-reasoned decision in Gonzales v. Carhart last month, pro-life legislators around the country are...
Iraqi Invites the Internet to Shoot Him
(image) What a nice way to spend a relaxing holiday weekend. A beer by your side, a burger in your belly, a ball game on the tube and the ability to pump...
Dr. Death Prepares for Release from Arkham; Supervillains Everywhere Rejoice
(image) Meanwhile, back at the Batcave, Bruce Wayne fuels up the Batplane to intercept the good doctor in the one place hes sure to go after his release:...
Too Gay to Save Lives
(image) Living in one of the few states that allows civil unions, I forget how much America is crazy scared of gay people. Judging from two recent news...
Subrosa's Semi-Regular SCOTUS Summary, May 25, 2007
(image) Welcome to the first installment of Subrosas Semi-Regular SCOTUS Summary, a quasi-weekly column dedicated to keeping the SuicideGirls.com community...
Good News in Iraq (Sort of)
(image) Staunch Bush supporters complain that theres never any good news reported about Iraq. They should take heart. Two recent news stories have revealed...
U.S. Middle East Propaganda Station Broadcasts Terrorist Messages
(image) Just in case you were under the impression that stupid doesnt trickle down from the top, it should now be abundantly clear how wrong you were.
Hillary Clinton Needs Your Help...Choosing a Song
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San Francisco Wants Orphans to Have Homes; Christian Right Not Amused
(image) Everyone knows that San Francisco has a large and relatively affluent gay population. Biology being what it is, the vast majority of gay couples...
Macho He-Man Acting Like Macho He-Man
(image) According to a new article on Think Progress, Karl Zinsmeister--the current Chief Domestic Policy Advisor to the Bush administration--thinks it's...
The Bible as Porn? Maybe in Hong Kong
(image) Hearing the word "bible" typically does not conjure images in one's mind of scantily clad individuals romping around or engaging...
Obstructionist Congressional Republicans Block Will of the People
(image) The House of Representatives is the closest thing Americans have to a truly representative democracy. While states as small as Rhode Island receive...
Vote for Me, Get a Blowjob
(image) Politicians are often accused of trading personal favors for votes. In America, the idea that a campaign contribution serves as a quid pro quo for...
Worst Valentine's Day Card Ever Leads to Court-Martial
(image) Before he sent the letter that would ruin his career, Lt. Commander Matthew Diaz was a distinguished member of the Navys JAG core. According to...
Conservatives Get A Piñata Style Beat Down
(image) The White House and some members of Congress have reached an agreement on immigration reform that would grant legal status to millions of people...
Legal Loophole Saves 170 New Yorkers Gay Marriages
(image) Its stuff like this that makes me love being a lawyer. Love it in like a totally gay way. As the marriages were valid when they were performed,...
Alberto Gonzales is One Classy Motherfucker
(image) Welcome to the SuicideGirls Newswire, where our motto is All the Alberto thats Fit to Print™. Today's Alberto Gonzales story is...
Surprise! Youre In Hell, Falwell!
(image) Jerry Falwell died today. He went out the same way he lived; fat and awful. Just imagine the look on his face when he arrived in hell. Priceless.
Does Even Alberto Gonzales Hate Todd Goliath?
(image) I know, I know, it sounds crazy, and I bet you're thinking Alberto Gonzales probably doesn't even know who Todd Goliath is, much less...
Fox News Is Hilarious!
(image) The wildly successful and hilarious show The Half Hour News Hour is back on the Fox News channel. Before you watch these sketches I would like...



