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Sorry Your War With China Didn’t Work Out, Idiots

SUNDAY JUNE 3 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



How fucking awesome would it be if we were at war with China right now? Our satellites would have been taken down,...

Surgeon General Nominee Can Fix The Gays

SATURDAY JUNE 2 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



It seems that every time George Bush nominates anyone for anything, there can only be one response: What the fuck?

Iraq Fuck-Update

FRIDAY JUNE 1 2007 9:00 AM

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Things are really going well in Iraq. You can tell because yesterday a douche bag Senator from Connecticut went there,...

Russia, Serbia, Albania, the UN and Bill Clinton

FRIDAY JUNE 1 2007 3:00 AM

Submitted by yeahrightjosue. Edited By erin_broadley.



While time passes and the end of June looms closer, the heated debate regarding Kosovo Independence still seems uncertain.

Ever...

Lesbian Sues eHarmony for eHomophobia

FRIDAY JUNE 1 2007 1:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



Everyone meets their boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other/orgy partner/drummer on the Internet. It’s ubiquitous.

Bush Administration Even Sucks at Torture

WEDNESDAY MAY 30 2007 6:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By Subrosa.



Remember the controversy back in 2004-2005 about then-White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales’ big hard on for the use...

Anti-Abortionpalooza 2007, Part One

MONDAY MAY 28 2007 6:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



That’s right kids! Emboldened by the horribly-reasoned decision in Gonzales...

Iraqi Invites the Internet to Shoot Him

SUNDAY MAY 27 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



What a nice way to spend a relaxing holiday weekend. A beer by your side, a burger in your belly, a ball game on the...



Meanwhile, back at the Batcave, Bruce Wayne fuels up the Batplane to intercept the good doctor in the one...

Too Gay to Save Lives

FRIDAY MAY 25 2007 11:00 AM

Submitted by johnnyfu. Edited By erin_broadley.



Living in one of the few states that allows civil unions,...

Subrosa's Semi-Regular SCOTUS Summary, May 25, 2007

FRIDAY MAY 25 2007 6:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



Welcome to the first installment of Subrosa’s Semi-Regular SCOTUS Summary, a quasi-weekly column...

Good News in Iraq (Sort of)

THURSDAY MAY 24 2007 11:00 AM

Submitted by johnnyfu. Edited By erin_broadley.



Staunch Bush supporters complain that there’s never any good news reported about Iraq. They should take heart. Two...



Just in case you were under the impression that stupid doesn’t trickle down from the top, it...

Hillary Clinton Needs Your Help...Choosing a Song

TUESDAY MAY 22 2007 3:00 PM

Submitted by ProPrick. Edited By erin_broadley.





Hillary...



Everyone knows that San Francisco has a large and relatively affluent gay population. Biology being what it is, the...

Macho He-Man Acting Like Macho He-Man

MONDAY MAY 21 2007 5:00 PM

Submitted by Bitch_PhD. Edited By erin_broadley.



According to a new article on Think Progress,...

The Bible as Porn? Maybe in Hong Kong

SUNDAY MAY 20 2007 5:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By erin_broadley.



Hearing the word "bible" typically does not conjure images in one's mind of scantily clad individuals romping around...



The House of Representatives is the closest thing Americans have to a truly representative democracy. While states...

Vote for Me, Get a Blowjob

SATURDAY MAY 19 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



Politicians are often accused of trading personal favors for votes. In America, the idea that a campaign contribution...

Worst Valentine's Day Card Ever Leads to Court-Martial

SATURDAY MAY 19 2007 7:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



Before he sent the letter that would ruin his career, Lt. Commander Matthew Diaz was a distinguished member of the...

Conservatives Get A Piñata Style Beat Down

THURSDAY MAY 17 2007 8:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.



The White House and some members of Congress have reached an agreement...

Legal Loophole Saves 170 New Yorkers’ Gay Marriages

WEDNESDAY MAY 16 2007 9:57 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.


It’s stuff like...

Alberto Gonzales is One Classy Motherfucker

WEDNESDAY MAY 16 2007 6:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



Welcome to the SuicideGirls Newswire, where our motto is All...

Surprise! You’re In Hell, Falwell!

TUESDAY MAY 15 2007 2:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Jerry Falwell died today. He went out the same...

Does Even Alberto Gonzales Hate Todd Goliath?

TUESDAY MAY 15 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_. Edited By erin_broadley.



I know, I know, it sounds crazy, and I bet you're thinking Alberto Gonzales probably doesn't even know who Todd...

Fox News Is Hilarious!

TUESDAY MAY 15 2007 12:30 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The wildly successful and hilarious show The Half Hour News Hour is back on the Fox News channel. Before you watch...

Democrats Embrace Corruption Like An Old Friend

MONDAY MAY 14 2007 8:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.



Seems like it was only eight months ago that the Democrats were running on a platform to clean up Congress. The Republicans...

Children Learn How To Be Afraid Of Dying

MONDAY MAY 14 2007 12:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.



The Virginia Tech massacre has school administrators across the country on edge. The staff at Scales Elementary School...

Our Shitty Media

SUNDAY MAY 13 2007 3:30 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.



I just received a call from the local ABC affiliate here in Los Angeles asking me if I wanted to take part in a political...

Teacher Fired For Being Good At His Job

SUNDAY MAY 13 2007 1:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.



Michael Baker had been teaching at East High School in Lincoln Nebraska since 1981. Last week he was forced...

GOP Civil War Kicks Off

FRIDAY MAY 11 2007 2:00 PM

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As I have said before, the only way for Republicans to survive the 2008 elections will be to crush the White House.

Bush Cabinet Member Incompetent, Film at Eleven

FRIDAY MAY 11 2007 1:00 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By Subrosa.

It might be easier for us to count the cabinet members who aren’t idiotic, corrupt or just plain evil. Chertoff, Gonzales, Condi, and Gates certainly...

Stumblin’ Bumblin’ Rumblin’…Gonzo!

THURSDAY MAY 10 2007 5:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Today Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is spending...

The View from Northern Iraq

THURSDAY MAY 10 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by Michael_J_Totten. Edited By Michael_J_Totten.

My colleague Patrick Lasswell and I interviewed on camera Iraqi Kurdish Peshmerga Colonel Salahdin Ahmad Ameen in his office in Suleimaniya, Kurdistan,...

New York Event for Reproductive Rights

THURSDAY MAY 10 2007 11:00 AM

Submitted by Bitch_PhD. Edited By erin_broadley.



For readers in New York, here's a kick-ass event going on this evening.

The US Supreme Court and the South Dakota...

Rudy Giuliani Not Interested in Winning GOP Nomination After All

THURSDAY MAY 10 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By Subrosa.



Huh. And I thought that Rudy wouldn’t want to mess up his mojo. After all, he was doing...

Yo Blair! Hasta La Vista, Good Buddy!

THURSDAY MAY 10 2007 7:17 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



British Prime Minister Tony Blair has announced...

An Awesome Baghdad Summer Vacation And A Kick In The Rear

THURSDAY MAY 10 2007 1:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The Iraqi Parliament has been working overtime getting nothing accomplished for quite some time now and it’s time...

Bush Gets Pimp Slapped

WEDNESDAY MAY 9 2007 3:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



It is always interesting to watch a man slide a noose around his own neck. Example one: George W. Bush. The majority...

Mickey Mouse Hates the Jews

TUESDAY MAY 8 2007 3:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Hamas has created an incredibly cute mouse character to speak to kids and tell them all about the evils of the US...

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