Mark Foley is a good man, the kind you protect from evil law enforcement officers. He resigned from Congress last year because he was kinda, sorta sending...

(image) As I read through the comments regarding my last piece, I couldn’t help but notice that some members made some very good points. Some members commented...

(image) Finally, a right wing version of MoveOn.org is here! And they are focused! Welcome FreedomsWatch.org! Oh, fuck yes. If only your side had gotten...

(image) BAGHDAD – American soldiers arrived in Iraq in 2003 with not much of a plan and little idea what to expect. The Iraqi government, military, and...

(image) The Pentagon feels that hippies are no longer a threat to the country. The Pentagon announced today that controversial database Talon, which contained...

(image) A suburban church outside of Chicago is getting quite lovey-dovey with a sex criminal. First Baptist Church of Romeoville allowed a convicted sex...

(image) You may have heard of William Mulholland. He was the chief engineer of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power and an arrogant douche bag.

(image) Morale is a big deal in the Army. If morale is down, people do substandard work, they aren’t as motivated and things simply don’t go as smoothly.

(image) George Bush has decided to crack down on illegal immigration, which will have a negative effect on California’s economy. Currently, more than...

(image) The corruption of the current White House is fucking amazing, especially considering George told us he was going to bring honor and respectability...

(image) The Lord specifically created Saturday just for the Asshole Fuckface Roundup! If there was not an Asshole Fuckface Roundup, there would only be...

(image) Stock prices have fallen 10% over the past few weeks and we seem to be headed for a global financial crisis. It is going to be a doosey, similar...

(image) BAGHDAD – The American soldier sitting next to me flipped open his Zippo lighter and gloomily lit a cigarette. “Do you know why this base isn’t...

(image) 500 people. That is the number of dead from yesterday’s truck bomb attacks in the towns of Qahtaniya, al-Jazeera and Tal Uzair. The towns are...

(image) Dear, God. Have you heard? The NAFTA Superhighway is coming and it will destroy America. What is it? Glad you asked, citizen. The Superhighway...

(image) The Arctic is full of oil. It is estimated that 25% of the world’s undiscovered oil is in the Arctic. It is our oil. It cannot be another country’s...

(image) Karl Rove is stepping down from his position as Chief Asshole at the White House at the end of the month. Rove is trying to make the case that...

(image) The big news from this weekend’s Iowa straw poll was how little the voting public thinks of the current crop of Republican candidates. Ten thousand...

(image) Yesterday, the powerful Ames Straw Poll was held in Iowa. There are many straw polls every year, but Ames is the big enchilada of straw polls.

(image) It's Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another FearTheReaper Asshole Fuckface Roundup! Many of you poor bastards don’t...

(image) Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on the right idiots. Democrats...

(image) “Please, sir, can you help me? I must work with Americans, because my psychology is demolished by Saddam Hussein. Not just me. All Iraqis. Psychological...

(image) Operation Straight Up is an evangelical group of entertainers who are about to embark on a trip to Iraq, where they will entertain the shit out...

(image) The Republicans of the future are fucked. G Dubs has sunk the party’s reputation on the national level, and the purported Karl Roves of tomorrow...

(image) There is something worse than living in Florida: Being sent to a prison in Florida. There is something worse than living in a prison in Florida:...

(image) Last week Rupert Murdoch purchased the publisher of the Wall Street Journal for $5 billion. Many reporters at the paper are upset and worried ...

(image) It is a sad truth. After years of scientific study, Democrats proved beyond reasonable doubt this weekend that they are invertebrates. The good...

(image) Republican candidates are bailing out of the September 17th CNN/YouTube debate. They have come up with several reasons. More excuses will surely...

(image) It's Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another FearTheReaper Asshole Fuckface Roundup! You people work hard during...

(image) Bill O’Reilly is an idiot. We cannot deny that fact with years of overwhelming evidence. Yet Bill never stops trying to confirm his idiocy to...

(image) Wal-Mart has finally achieved what can be considered their greatest success: Hiring Mexican teenagers to work for free. Wal-Mart opened in Mexico...

(image) Hillary Clinton is a monster, I proved that months ago. There can be no debate. But now the beast is picking on poor, little, sweet Barack Obama...

(image) July 30, 2007 Baghdad Raid Night By Michael J. Totten (image) BAGHDAD – “We want to use you as bait,” Sergeant Eduardo Ojeda from Los Angeles,...

(image) There is nothing more horrible than trying scoot away from a bomb because you don't have legs, but that is the situation thousands of Iraqis...

(image) In the Wake of the Surge By Michael J. Totten (image) BAGHDAD – 82nd Airborne’s Lieutenant William H. Lord from Foxborough, Massachusetts, prepared...

(image) If you listen to what the Republicans are spewing out of their little rat holes these days, you would think the Democrats have not gotten shit done...

(image) Yesterday you lucky bastards received a full and satisfying dose of the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. But this week there were so many Asshole Fuckfaces...

(image) It's Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another FearTheReaper Asshole Fuckface Roundup! This week there was such an...

(image) Bringing Democracy to Iraq has been a difficult task. As much as we want the country to follow in our footsteps, it seems it may never happen.

(image) Alberto Gonzalez testified in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday. I now know why someone decided to put the work “fucking” in...