(image) I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not much of a journalist. They have me here at Suicidegirls.com to write somewhat-witty-but-certainly-long-winded...

(image) Yesterday was a great day for horrible people. Congratulations to the Republicans in Congress for stopping three major bills with filibusters.

(image) This is the second in a two-part series. Read Part One, The Battle of Ramadi, here. RAMADI, IRAQ – In early 2007 Ramadi, the capital of Iraq’s...

(image) The greatest thing about American’s “gun enthusiasts” is that every time the gun industry invents a new high-powered gun, they make sure no one...

(image) Hot on the heels of Iceland's critical withdrawal from the Coalition of the Willing, it seems that the Iraqi government is beginning to lose...

(image) Welcome to the fifth installment of Subrosa’s SCOTUS Interruptus, a quasi-weekly column dedicated to keeping the SuicideGirls.com community abreast...

(image) Iceland is wrapping up their participation in the Iraq war. Up until today, the island nation was an integral part of the coalition of the willing.

(image) You read that headline correctly. It seems our president has actually compromised on his nominee for Attorney General. I, for one, don’t know...

(image) When I joined the military, I took an oath. Every service member takes the oath. It goes something like, "I do solemnly swear (or affirm)...

(image) The time has come for you to set your gaze upon this week’s worst people alive. Every week I dig through the news to find Asshole Fuckfaces and...

(image) Rumors have been floating around about Condoleezza Rice’s sexuality for years. Her marriage status has driven many of the rumors and now a new...

(image) It has come to this. On September 18th, the Los Angeles city council will vote on whether or not to create a two-year moratorium on new fast food...

(image) The anti-immigrant movement has descended into madness. I know this because I have a relative who sends me the occasional anti-immigrant email.

(image) On Monday General Petraeus, commander of forces in Iraq, testified before congress. He gave his assessment of conditions in Iraq and of the progress...

(image) The Democrats are fucking weak. There is no other word in the English language that can describe them any better. Bush is so unpopular and out...

(image) RAMADI, IRAQ – After spending some time in and around Baghdad with the United States military I visited the city of Ramadi, the capital of Iraq’s...

(image) Remember Senator David Vitter? A few weeks ago we learned that he used to spend time banging hookers. The Louisiana Senator apologized for “a...

(image) Israel has an immigration law called the Law of Return. It allows anyone “with at least one Jewish grandparent to become a citizen.” I think...

(image) Our war against evil polar bears should be wrapped up by 2050, according to scientists. That is the projected year that there will be very, very,...

(image) The Asshole Fuckface Roundup is back after taking a week off. I was crushed by the horrible summer cold that is murdering people all over Southern...

(image) I often find myself saddened by the level of ignorance some Americans seem to strive for. From waking up to the news of a 27 million dollar creationist...

(image) It’s always nice when old friends remember your birthday. In this case, Osama Bin Laden is sending America a happy B-day message for 9/11’s big...

(image) Other students booed the punk and then a school administrator scolded him. This is just getting hard to watch. McCain was a viable candidate...

(image) On September 15th, Bush will release his carefully picked over and re-written version of General Petraeus’ report. That is the report Congress...

(image) George Bush went to Western Iraq yesterday to pose for cameras in a pathetic attempt to show that his surge is working. But he did much more than...

(image) The British have begun leaving their last base in Basra. 550 soldiers are withdrawing from the Basra Palace and heading to an airbase seven miles...

(image) We have a leader for the Asshole of the Year Award. Leigh Robbins is a 35-year-old mother of two from Virginia. She is also a paranoid idiot who...

(image) Just when you think Fox News can’t get any worse, they put on their animal pelts and take out their clubs. Two days ago CBS News announced that...

(image) Today is the day that Washington finally flushes a turd that's been stinking America up for years. Yes, Karl Rove is leaving the White House...

(image) My Dad once told me that making a deal with the devil is like owning a Rolex clock radio -- sure, it sounds like a great idea... but its something...

(image) MUSHADAH, IRAQ – “Al Qaeda terrifies locals,” said Major Mike Garcia from Canyon, Texas, before he put me in a convoy of Humvees with 18 American...

(image) Burma is going through a rough patch. By “rough patch” I mean they have one of the most fucked up governments on the face of the Earth. In 1962,...

(image) There is some pretty horrible shit going on in Iran. Take a seat because it is startling. Former president Mohammad Khatami is still very popular...

(image) While trying to light my cigarette this morning on a break during work (my Zippo was out of fuel, sadly), I came across this article (I was reading...

(image) In what may be the lamest sex scandal of all time, Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, was arrested in June by a Minneapolis airport cop for “disorderly...

(video) Spin, spin, vomit. (video) I feel there needs to be a rebuttal to George. OH SWEET JESUS! That is going to be awesome! What asshole will you...

(image) Sometimes when I read a news story I want to run outside and hug the first law enforcement officer I come across. After the hug, I would pull back...

(image) Australia is retarded. There, I said it. The whole continent. All the people living on it. Retarded. Except for one teenager. He is smart.

(image) THE SUNDAY HANGOVER So what do we know today that we didn't know last week? Well, there's members of the Quebec police posing as demonstrators...

(image) Without the Asshole Fuckface Roundup, Saturday would be a nightmarishly boring day. We can only assume how suicides would increase in an AFR-less...