(image) Condoleezza Rice was having an irony blow out yesterday as she traveled the world and babbled from her mouth. Our Secretary of State decided to...

(image) Representative Barney Frank, D-MA is truly one of the nation’s legislative treasures. The first openly gay member of Congress, Frank is generally...

(image) We are such a fucked up society that it is amazing. We flip out if children are exposed to sex on TV. Sex is a very natural act, especially the...

(image) Politics in this country is a sick, sick beast. Every day we fall lower into a cesspool, every day we close our ears in disbelief to the utter...

(image) It is Saturday, or as it is known on the Interweb, Asshole Fuckface day. Every week I scour the news looking for the worst of the worst. I dig...

(image) It’s not often I tell an entire country to go fuck itself, but it is the only appropriate response given the circumstances. In the early 1900s,...

(image) I hate bugs and I hate robots. Now some asshole seems to have created insect robots. Why don’t they just blow up the planet? Robots are pure...

(image) It is one thing to just make bad decisions based on your flawed ideology. There are many presidents in our past who have fucked up continually.

(image) RAMADI, IRAQ – In late July when I visited a police station in the town of Mushadah just north of Baghdad I worried that Iraq was doomed to become...

(image) Khaled el-Masri grew up in Lebanon, but he had been a German citizen for nine years when he was detained by Macedonian officials while on vacation...

(image) I’ve used this webspace over the years to take some shots at Justice Clarence Thomas. Sure, some of them were probably below the belt (my personal...

(image) Poor Shirley Katz. She’s an English teacher at South Medford High School in Oregon and she can't bring her gun to school. Katz says she...

(image) I believe very strongly that it is my job to continually remind you that our president is an idiot. The words that come out of his mouth are sometimes...

(image) The Environmental Protection Agency wants to kill our unborn babies and watch us mutate. That is the only reason I can come up with that explains...

(image) RAMADI, IRAQ – Now that major combat operations are finished almost everywhere in Iraq’s Anbar Province, the United States Army and Marine Corps...

Every week I scour the news to find the worst of the worst for you. This week I bring you something special. You are about to read a classic Asshole Fuckface...

If you read the front page of the paper tomorrow morning, you’ll see that the United States emphatically does not torture anyone. Of course, it may be...

(image) Yesterday Bush, as promised, vetoed the State Child Health Insurance Program bill. These are children with asthma, with disabilities, with chronic...

(image) Mitt Romney just needs to walk away. His run for the White House is becoming a joke. People in his own party are beginning to make brutal ads...

(image) Back in May, I brought to your attention the story of a chimp named "Hiasl", and the quest by Austrian animal rights activists to have...

(image) In April, members of the Justice and Peace Studies program at the University of St. Thomas in Minnesota booked a major speaker: Archbishop and...

(image) Either that, or he’s a fucking moron. Seriously, it’s the only way one could come to the same conclusion he did last weekend when he said the...

The Democrats have finally come up with a good idea for the occupation: A war tax. Yeah, you heard me, you libertarian bitches. I said a war tax. Because...

(image) Let’s face it; America has been taking a lot of heat lately about our dabbling in slavery over a century ago. Most of this talk is obviously blown...

(image) I would like to think otherwise, but a strong case can now be made that the Democrats are not stopping the Iraq war because they know it will kill...

(image) If only there had been a way to get rid of Saddam Hussein without going to war. If only that evil dictator had not forced us to invade and send...

(image) Hard to believe an entire week has passed and another group of asshole fuckfaces has been assembled for your viewing pleasure. These sickening...

(image) Dan Rather has seemed deranged for years – in 1986 he famously spent a week ending his broadcasts by saying, for no good reason, “courage,” and...

(image) Pedro Zapeta came to America from Guatemala 13 years ago as an illegal immigrant. He lived and worked in Florida, washing dishes and living as...

(image) The young kids today love to text message. This has caused political action groups to start text-messaging programs to get their message out. ...

(image) For many years now, Americans who follow presidential politics have had the sneakin suspicion that our "elected" President, George W Bush,...

Remember how taboo and controversial MTV used to be? Back in the day groups like the Moral Majority used the sex, drugs and rock and roll regularly appearing...

(image) First, congratulations to all black people in America. Bill O’Reilly is happy that you guys are finally starting to “think for yourselves.”...

(image) Senator David Vitter continues to reveal himself as a bigger and bigger douchebag at every opportunity. Recently, the hardcore religious man admitted...

RAMADI, IRAQ – I met and interviewed dozens of Army officers in Baghdad and Ramadi, but none who were as admired and respected by the men who serve under...

(image) Many of you should be familiar with the classic American short story The Devil and Daniel Webster, where a satanic “Mr. Scratch” takes on famous...

(image) President Ahmadinejad is coming to the United States, which gives us the opportunity to see how much Americans just want to be scared. For the...

(image) Last week, Sally Field won an Emmy for something. I don’t know what and I really don’t care. What happened after she took the stage to accept...

(image) You have been very patient waiting an entire week for the asshole fuckface roundup. That is nice of you. If only this week’s asshole fuckfaces...

(image) It happens all the time in movies. Really Bad Man talks Sort Of Bad Guy into fucking over his own friends. Sort Of Bad Guy does it because Really...