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Last week Rupert Murdoch purchased...

It is a sad truth. After years of scientific study, Democrats proved beyond reasonable doubt this weekend that they...

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Bill O’Reilly is an idiot. We cannot deny that fact with years of overwhelming evidence. Yet Bill never stops trying...

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July 30, 2007
Baghdad Raid Night
By Michael J. Totten



BAGHDAD...

There is nothing more horrible than trying scoot away from a bomb because you don't have legs, but that is the situation...

In the Wake of the Surge
By Michael J. Totten



BAGHDAD...

If you listen to what the Republicans are spewing out of their little rat holes these days, you would think the Democrats...

Yesterday you lucky bastards received a full and satisfying dose of the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. But this week there...

It's Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another FearTheReaper Asshole Fuckface Roundup!

Bringing Democracy to Iraq has been a difficult task. As much as we want the country to follow in our footsteps,...

Alberto Gonzalez testified in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday. I now know why someone decided...

Yesterday Bush gave a delightfully refreshing speech...

Oregonian Peter DeFazio is a member of the House of Representatives Homeland Security Committee. He started getting...

George W. Bush must be a very scared man today because the Democrats are thinking about officially calling him a bad...

I’m going to ask you to try to remember the way things used to be many moons ago, in the year of our Lord two thousand...

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Welcome to Baghdad

By Michael J. Totten

BAGHDAD -- Never again will I complain about the inconvenience and discomfort...

Apparently Bush can now seize Hillary Clinton’s assets if he so desires. How the hell did this come to be? Well,...

There was no greater joy for America than when Hummers began rolling down our streets and highways. The H2 began...

It’s official; the Republican presidential candidates are a disaster. A new AP poll found that Republicans chose...

In 2005, Representative Randy "Duke" Cunningham plead guilty to federal charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail...

People looking for a president who reminds them of a cranky, old man from a Scooby Doo cartoon may be in luck because...

Peggy Noonan was a special assistant and speechwriter for Ronald Reagan. She can be considered a true conservative.

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Late in 2006, some asshole in Arlen Specter's office slipped...