Single Moms Are Destroying Sweet, Sweet Idaho
(image) These days it is difficult to think about Idaho without conjuring up images of violent youth dashing madly through their towns and cities. And...
Rage Boy Is Actually A Nice Boy
(image) I dont know if youve ever heard of Rage Boy, but you should have. He is very popular and has become the poster boy for radical Islam after...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup Strike Edition!
Since Hollywood writers like myself went on strike this week, I thought I would share with you the biggest Asshole Fuckface studio heads of the week. They...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #20
Saturday. Vlad the Impaler said just before he died that the reason he committed such heinous acts was because he wanted to make it into the Asshole Fuckface...
Right Wing Asshole Publisher vs. Right Wing Asshole Writers
After reading David Brocks memoir Blinded by the Right a couple of years ago, I came away with the impression that right wing hatchet job writers were...
Golden Gate Covered in Gold Black Gold, that is
(image) I was sitting around at work the other day when one of my co-workers asked me if Id heard that a tanker had struck the Bay Bridge. I said I hadnt...
Sometimes Being An Asshole Doesnt Pay Off
(image) In 2005, Congress passed one of the worst bills in the history of our country: The Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005.
Check the Temperature in Hell: I Support the College Republicans
(image) Yep. Me. Subrosa. Ive been referred to around here as a knee-jerk, bleeding heart, San Francisco liberal (emphasis intentional) more times than...
Finally, Toddlers Get Access To Date Rape Drugs And Lead
(image) It is a great time to be a kid. When I was young, my parents didnt buy me date rape drugs as a present for Christmas, which means I couldnt...
Democrats Go From Being Pussies To Being Startling Pussies
(image) It is very difficult to explain what occurred yesterday in Congress, but Im going to do my best. It all began with Dennis Kucinich bringing articles...
Bad Time To Be A Buddhist Statue
(image) In March, 2001 the Taliban destroyed two giant Buddha statues in Bamiyan, Afghanistan. The Bamiyan Buddhas were carved into a sandstone cliff and...
Why The Writers Are On Strike
(image) Television and film writers will officially go on strike one minute after I post this. 12:01 AM, Monday. This will probably be an ugly strike...
Fingergate. Seriously. That Is What It Is Being Called.
(image) Welcome to the world of creepy and awful: Its Big Brother in South Africa. Things went horribly wrong during the filming of South Africas...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #19
(image) Saturday. The day Muhammad came out of his tent and said something that no one could hear because there was a sand storm or some shit. But historians...
Warren Buffett Is Not An Asshole
(image) Warren Buffett is one right motherfucker. The man is worth an estimated $52 billion. That is approximately $52 billion more than I am worth, give...
Justice is Served, Conservatives are Pissed
(image) Those of you following the Genarlow Wilson case in Georgia over the past two years know the general gist of this shocking story. For those that...
The Democratic Debate And The Slow Motion Car Crash
(image) It is very interesting to watch Democrats make the same mistake they made in 2000 and 2004. During both of those election campaigns, Democrats...
Ku Klux Klan Off!
(image) Sometimes I have to admit I dont know what the fuck is happening. Today is one of those days and I am confused because one KKK group hates another...
Fuck Mike Huckabee
(image) Volume 10 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name. The presidential primary...
The Dangers of Ron Paul
(image) I'm actually starting to view Ron Paul's existence as dangerous. He's not a joke anymore. We can't go oh-funny-ha-ha-Ron-Paul-supporters-lol,...
Hezbollah East: Baghdad
(image) Hezbollah was started in 1982 by a group of Muslim clerics, with a lot of help from Iran, after Israel invaded Lebanon. Iranian Revolutionary...
Democrats Fuck Whisleblowers In Their Whistle Holes
(image) This would be an amusing story if it wasnt so fucked up. The Democrats have had a tough time getting to the bottom of whatever bullshit has been...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #18
(image) You lucky sons of bitches. Its Saturday, the day our Lord Jesus Christ came down from the mountain in his silk robe and fuzzy slippers and said,...
Sorry Folks, The Elections Over
(image) I hate to break the news to all of you politics junkies whove been amusing yourselves by debating issues like Just how evil is Hillary Clinton?,...
Dont Fuck Another Mans Wife if You Live in Mississippi
(image) No, seriously. Dont do it. And not just if you live in Mississippi, but if you live in North Carolina, South Dakota, Hawaii or Utah as well. Bad,...
Al Qaeda Rides Harleys And Starts Fires!
Fox News is obviously only for the borderline retarded. The entire network is a joke and has repeatedly been caught lying. In polls, its viewers are always...
Help! Blackwater Is Sad!
(image) America is birthing a new Oliver North right now. It is a painful process because first we have to find a guy who is totally fucking over the country...
Ron Paul: Annoying Cult Leader
(image) Dear Ron Paul supporters: Please shut the fuck up. You are the most annoying humans ever to walk the Earth. The fact that you do not realize...
I Am a Violation of Federal Election Laws (And So Can You!)
(image) I will admit it without hesitation: I am a huge Stephen Colbert fan. Its almost impossible not to be, but I understand how fickle the tastes of...
Happy Islamofascism Awareness Week!
(image) This is a big week for idiots. They are doing their best to make us aware of something that does not exist: Islamofascism. It would be kind of...
Monsters Speak: Iran Bad! Saudi Arabia Good!
(image) Dick Cheney has already gone to war with Iran and now hes just waiting for the rest of us to catch up with him. He is very concerned that Iran...
Burma Endures Panty Assault
(image) The government of Myanmar is full of evil fucks, plain and simple. Because of out of control inflation and a need for more electricity, people...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup
(image) It's Saturday, or as it is known in Jerusalem, Asshole Fuckface Roundup day. Each week I scan the news to find the scum of the week. It is...
SCOTUS Interruptus: Supreme Court Halts the Death Penalty Kinda
(image) Welcome to the eighty-second installment of Subrosas SCOTUS Interruptus, a quasi-weekly column dedicated to keeping the SuicideGirls.com community...
A Hero Rises Out Of The Democratic Shit Heap
(image) Yesterday, Democratic Senator Chris Dodd stood up to Bush, Republicans and even his own party and showed them all what leadership qualities actually...
Thank You From the Bottom of My Sick Baby's Defective Heart
(image) Insurance for poor kids: thirteen votes short. Let's have a look at Representative Walden's voting record, shall we? Voted NO on redeploying...
Bush Hates the Free Press. What Else is New?
(image) I know, I know, guys. Writing articles about Bush is sooooo 2005. Forget outrage fatigue, I know most of us are bordering on outrage catatonia at...
Bush Wants America To Make Babies and Get AIDS
(image) George Bush is attempting to show Americans how very much he wants them to contract AIDS and have unwanted children by naming an opponent of birth...
Republicans Looking At A Senate Beat Down
(image) Next years elections are looking to be a mighty ugly experience for Republicans. Historically, incumbents usually win elections and that has...
Be A Good Idiot And Vote For Hillary
(image) It is fascinating to watch Democrats make such stupid decisions when picking presidential candidates. We can go back to the eighties and take a...



