(video) During his closing speech at today's Rally To Restore Sanity in Washington D.C., Daily Show host Jon Stewart attempted to answer the key question:...

We had a good run, my little monkeys. This is the final Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Your life is officially empty. Of course, you can always head over to...

Addiction first took hold of Richard Farrell after a torn knee put an end to hopes of a professional athletics career. That same injury started his relationship...

Years from now, as we look back in time, one glaring stance of the Bush administration will stand tall over the others. Bush's assault on the environment...

We’re down to the second to last Asshole Fuckface Roundup of all time. I’ve been called up to the big leagues. Asshole Fuckfaces will no longer be my...

Sometimes American’s stupidity really amazes me. When we jump into Lake Idiot, we go really deep and get really wet. The most glaring example today is...

Happy Asshole Fuckface Friday. It’s time to make yourself feel better by taking a look at human filth. That’s what the baby Jesus said to do. “If you...

The most horrifying news of the year for me, so for, was Oprah’s decision to give Jenny McCarthy her own television show. McCarthy is the voice of the...

Summertime is here, which means the Asshole Fuckfacery is turned up a notch. The summer heat is known to bring out the worst in Asshole Fuckfaces because...

I've been to Urumqi and spent some time with the Uyghurs, and have been tracking their fate for years, so here's some information on the China...

(video) Michael Moore has just confirmed the name of his new movie, Capitalism: A Love Story, which will explore the evils of corporate governance. The...

There’s an ugly, dark cloud on the horizon. It’s called Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission and it’s headed toward the Supreme Court in September.

Mmm. Asshole Fuckfacery. You know you love it. You know you want it. Each week I scour the news for the worst of the worst and present them to you for...

It’s really quite interesting to watch the Democrats throw it all away. This time, they seem to think blowing the chance at decent health care reform will...

Welcome to National Asshole Fuckface Day. It happens every Friday, because it’s the best holiday of all time. To prepare for Asshole Fuckface Friday, I...

Most of the time I get the Republican mindset. More often than not, it is just team vs. team. Their astounding hypocrisy knows no bounds. When in control,...

Holy shit there were a lot of Asshole Fuckfaces this week. I almost couldn’t fit all the nominees into my man purse. But, I did. Then I whittled them down...

It turns out that Americans and Iranians are not so different after all. The current protests in Iran show a yearning for democracy and a desire for self-determination.

There are some very horrible people in the world. Luckily for us, they tend to shoot their mouths off or pick up severed feet off the road to train their...

Our media is pretty much a sad, dried up piece of dung. They sat idly by as the Bush Administration lied about intelligence and took us to war. Actually,...

One hundred. This is a milestone or something. A centenary of Asshole Fuckfacing. What better way to celebrate than with another horrible, horrible Asshole...

I was very sad to see Obama pass on my gay pick for the Supreme Court. I really wanted the Republicans to be forced to show their colors as they made homosexuality...

Three months after the federal Conservatives passed their budget, with the support of the Liberal party (outside of Newfoundland & Labrador), members...

How long has it been since the last Asshole Fuckface Roundup? Seven days? Feels like a week. You’d think after all the thrashings they’ve received on...

Last week I covered the horror of America’s usury law problem and how it has caused a massive imbalance of where our money should be. It has shifted dramatically...

Welcome to the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. We do this shit here weekly. We have to. If we didn’t, the world’s Asshole Fuckfaces would be sauntering about...

UK citizens, are you aware that from the 26th January this year, you may have become a de facto criminal? I’m not referring to that bag of weed hidden...

The manner in which we have destroyed our economy is astounding. We are so far from understanding and correcting our massive fuck ups that even this current...

Occasionally, as Asshole Fuckface will be ignored during a Roundup. This can occur for several reasons. Often, there are worse Asshole Fuckfaces committing...

Obama’s going to pick a Supreme Court nominee this year. This will be the first time we are going to have a justice picked by a non-asshole since the 90’s.

Many people think Asshole Fuckfaces are a dime a dozen. You could not be more wrong. Since ancient times, my family has been searching out Asshole Fuckfaces...

I do enjoy watching the Democratic leadership stumble and bumble their way to ineffectiveness. It's just so absurd and stupid, all one can do is chuckle.

As Faux News personality Sean Hannity makes light of torture with his headline-grabbing offer to undergo waterboarding for charity, and MSNBC's Keith...

Dear Baby Jesus, Please help me warn the good people about the horrible people. I feel the masses must know what the awful people are doing and why they...

Mexico is sending a present. It’s kind of a shitty present because it can kill you. Totally not cool, Mexico. It’s almost like you don’t care about all...

It is time for you to put on your best pair of golashes to spelunk through the Asshole Fuckfaces. For you, it’s just a good time and a way to make yourself...

Diary entry - 4/18/1312 Had a very good day today. Woke up early, as the rain had broken through the straw roof. Again. Me bed of leaves is in need...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup log. Friday, April 17th, 2009. Have been searching for days. Losing sleep, energy and sexual stamina. Located several candidates.

I have to admit, the greatest thing since Obama took over the presidency is watching Glenn Beck’s quick descent into insanity. It really is epic theater...

Hello, minions. After a week absence, I have returned. I apologize for not being there for you on Tuesday. An Asshole Fuckface entered my right eustachian...