Now that you’ve crammed a shocking amount of turkey into your talky hole and visited with your delightful family, it’s time to get back to reality. Of course,...

This is the day we Americans come together to celebrate thanks and stuff. In 1619, English settlers arrived at Berkeley Hundred, a settlement 20 miles north...

Will the Republican crying ever stop? It is pathetic to still have to listen to some Republican child whining about the perceived positive media treatment...

Asshole Fuckfacing is upon us! Thrusting and pounding on our precious innocence every single day! We must cleanse ourselves with a thorough reading and...

I’m going with depression. It will certainly be worse than anything I have witnessed in my lifetime. I am currently 77 years old. My neck skin actually...

Warning: This subject might be too graphic and, frankly, depressing for some. It involves severe child abuse and murder.

Making limited headlines lately,...

Turncoat Senator Joe Lieberman walked from a Senate hearing today with his most prized committee chairmanships...

It’s time for America to get its bailout on again. Detroit has turned into a giant bag of ass and we need to do something about it. They want 25 billion.

It looks likely that Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) will have to face the music this Tuesday. That's when there will be a secret vote amongst Republican senators,...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup. You’ve been waiting one whole week to read those sweet, sweet words. And now here they are, staring you right in the face. I know,...

The Bush presidency is in its waning days - an administration marked by scandals ranging from the firing of US attorneys for political reasons, the Plame...

It’s hard to figure out the worst George Bush accomplishment. It’s a smorgasbord of horrors. The Iraq War is obviously up there, as is the slaughter of...

There are only a few ways to stop a Lieberman. First you have to understand it. Most Liebermans were once like us. Our current Lieberman is called Joe.

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Yesterday was like getting a blowjob followed by a kick to the balls. First Obama won the presidency. Amazing historical moment. I kept looking at the faces...

Louis, by the grace of God, King of France and Navarre, to all present and to come, greeting from the year 1708:



As...

Part 1: Julie Rose and Lynda Brocchini



Shortly before going...

Yes we can…but will we? Obama challenges the cynics, but are we really wrong?

On Tuesday, Chicago's Grant Park flooded with a myriad of Obama enthusiasts...

It's a whole new world –– I'd say "thank God" if I believed in...

Even as they drown in the anger of platoons of pissed-off voters, Republican operatives are swiping ballots with both hands.

Let's start in Georgia.

This is what will occur today. There will be no deviating from this prediction. I am NostradaReaper.

In order of when the states are called:

Kentucky...

Spirituality is a wonderful thing. I have my reservations about religion though. Although some think it's one in the same, I do not. In fact, I think we'd...

The election is upon us. Today may be the largest turnout for a presidential election is US history. Many people are predicting 130 million voters will...

Sweet Asshole Fuckface Saturday. Many people don’t know that Asshole Fuckfaces actually have a peculiar odor about them. Many have described it as “a hobo...

I know. It’s shocking. But, I keep hearing it. The guy can still lose this thing, even though when you look at the electoral map, he is kicking the shit...

Suicide Girls is working with award-winning journalist Greg Palast...

The Republican Party is coming apart at the seams. What a shame. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of douchebags. It really is a joy to watch extremists...

Asshole Fuckfacery is a living, breathing thing. It cannot die, it can only be wounded. The way to wound Asshole Fuckfacery is to drag it into the light...

Watching the rapid descent of Michelle Bachmann is a wonderful thing. For those of you unfamiliar with the raging idiot, she is a Congresswoman from Minnesota.

Now that we are getting down to the final days of the campaign, it’s time to take a look at how Republicans will steal this election. Bush stole the 2000...

This was a stellar week for Asshole Fuckfacing. They really should be proud of themselves. Asshole Fuckfaces have been at it since the dawn of time. The...

Californians will be voting on a very interesting proposition in three weeks. Proposition 2 is about animal cruelty. Not the ones that live in our houses,...

I can’t figure out most of what the fuck is going on with this crisis, because no one really knows how bad it is and Republicans are trying to blame black...

Well, I cannot believe we have survived this far with all of the Asshole Fuckfacery going on. This week, I get to focus on something that has been pointed...

One in ten people in America are silently screaming right now. They’re...

In what may be the most pathetic villain campaign since the War on Christmas, Republicans have picked a new bad guy: the Association...

For years I have listened to right wing lunatics, like Rush Limbaugh, describe a liberal who does not exist. Right wing radio is full of non-stop blathering...

If to err is human, then Joe Biden, a.k.a. the human gaffe machine, is a super human. He loves to...

Louis, by the grace of God, King of France and Navarre, to all US citizens, greeting from the year 1708:



You...

Picking Asshole Fuckfaces is not easy. It can be quite stressful and, in my case, has led to the end of 16 marriages. So, to help with the stress, every...