As if laws in the so called "Bible-Belt" don't draw enough laughter and irony; West Virginia lawmakers recently discovered they should probably learn to read before being elected, as English has been declared the "official" language of the state.....right under everyones noses.
The language amendment was quietly inserted into a bill addressing the number of members that cities can appoint to boards of parks and recreation. Among mundane details about record-keeping, the amendment adds the provision that "English shall be the official language of the State of West Virginia."
My proposal for the next set of legislation is a bill requiring a "monotone-fast-talking guy" from TV and radio commercials to read the fine print for everyone.
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