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The US World Takeover Tour!

MONDAY MARCH 7 2005 9:00 AM

Submitted by Oskar. Edited By Michael_J_Totten.

John McCain and his comrade in arms Joesph Lieberman have introduced into Congress a bill that would permit the U.S. to spread freedom and democracy. Named the "Advance Democracy Act" it states that :

“The promotion of democracy and freedom is simply inseparable from the long term security of the United States,” said Senator McCain. “When the security of New York or Washington or California depends in part of the degree on freedom in Riyadh or Baghdad or Cairo, then we must promote democracy, the rule of law and social modernization just as we promote the sophistication of our weapons and the modernization of our militaries. The bill we are introducing today will strengthen America’s ability to do just that.”

“From the dawn of the 20th century,” added Senator Lieberman, “presidents from Wilson to Roosevelt, Truman, and Kennedy knew that America’s vital interests are best secured when we help others find their own voice of freedom. The ADVANCE Democracy Act sends a profound message to the world that the unfinished work enshrined in the Declaration of Independence is within our global grasp if we stand with those who struggle mightily for liberty.”


Several things would be implemented including the following:

• Establishing a new office of Democracy Movements and Transitions at the State Department and separate Regional Democracy Hubs at several embassies abroad;

• Creating a Democracy Promotion Advisory Board to provide outside expertise to the U.S. Government;

• Authorizing $250 million in increased funding for democracy promotion over two years;

• Requiring an annual report on democracy to include action plans to promote democracy in nondemocratic countries; and

• Providing training and incentives for State Department personnel in the promotion of democracy


Look out world, we're on a comeback tour!

 

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DopeSpike

DopeSpike

Columbus, OH
October 2003

MAR 07, 2005 09:03 AM

OMG Lieberman's back? I wonder if he's going to try to ban music again

r00kers

r00kers

Nederland, CO
February 2003

MAR 07, 2005 09:05 AM

This would be interesting if they are actually suggesting that we make democracy the priority instead of the 'when convenient to our economic/other interests' priority.

Elfie

Elfie

Scarborough, ON
January 2005

MAR 07, 2005 09:05 AM

Why is it that American Politicians think that because their government says it is all right to do (not saying they will with this) that it equals that it is what's best for the world and would "permit" them to do it?

alpha_hazard

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO
April 2004

MAR 07, 2005 09:07 AM

Hmmm...aparently other politicians are getting in on the evangelistic spirit.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

MAR 07, 2005 09:11 AM

Does this scare the shit out of anyone else but me?

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAR 07, 2005 09:20 AM

This bill is not be confused with the Point Blank "Advance Chinese Democracy Act".

ankiel66

ankiel66

Seattle, WA
June 2003

MAR 07, 2005 09:20 AM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
Does this scare the shit out of anyone else but me?



Me too.

InternalRage

InternalRage

Lima, OH
January 2005

MAR 07, 2005 09:23 AM

What in politics has happened within the last 5 years HASN'T scared the shit out of you???

The end is nigh...hope you enjoyed it skull

SGrizzy

SGrizzy

Tampa, FL
January 2004

MAR 07, 2005 09:24 AM

Democracy isn't important to peace and security (or even desirable). What is important are property rights, free markets, the rule of law, and free trade. Let's promote those, and then we will have peace and prosparity all over the world because everyone will be so well-off materially that they won't want to rock the boat.

Let's start with free markets at home, by ending agricultural tariffs and subsidies (starting with the sugar industry). This will make Latin America and the Carribean richer because they can now sell us sugar, and us richer because we don't have to pay through the nose for sugar.

What really pisses me off is the hypocritical nonsence coming from Liberman and McCain about spreading freedom and democracy, when they, politicians, pose its greatest threat.

[Edited on Mar 07, 2005 by SGrizzy]

sadisticmika

sadisticmika

I'm lost
July 2004

MAR 07, 2005 09:27 AM

If you look at the bill at face value, it's a damn shot better then simply advancing economic reforms, such as those that are advanced in documents like NAFTA and GATT, but I have no idea about the scencerity of the document... so...

adrock1212

adrock1212

Davis, CA
August 2004

MAR 07, 2005 09:29 AM

New Age Imperalism anyone?

icarustar

icarustar

Austin, TX
April 2003

MAR 07, 2005 09:32 AM

I saw the U.S. a few years ago, in a small venue. They've lost what originally made them great. And I bet tickets our outrageous this go round.

I'll wait a decade or so and catch them on the reunion tour.

fuckers

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAR 07, 2005 09:33 AM

ankiel66 said:

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
Does this scare the shit out of anyone else but me?



Me too.



Me three.

JoExpatriot

JoExpatriot

I'm lost
January 2005

MAR 07, 2005 09:33 AM

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

GAWD

GAWD

Worcester, MA
November 2004

MAR 07, 2005 09:34 AM

ankiel66 said:

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
Does this scare the shit out of anyone else but me?



Me too.



OMG I JUST SHIT MYSELF! YOU THOUHGT THIS MIGHT BE NEXT BUT ITS STILL SHOCKING YOU DONT WANT TO BELIEVE IT frown THE NEW EMPIRE.

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