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US Congressman: "Nuke The Fuckers!"

MONDAY FEBRUARY 28 2005 7:13 PM

Submitted by TheFuckOffKid. Edited By legionnaire.

What to do about Syria, eh? Nothing a good nuclear bombing wouldn't fix.

Who thinks so? Why...

So to recap: Representative Sam Johnson (R-TX) believes that the United States should launch a nuclear strike against Syria. Anyone out there on the right have any comments? Really. A nuclear war. A member of congress. Kind of a big deal.


Well, you know, maybe he was just talking tough for veterans.

You know. As you do. "Hey, guys, if I were still flying a plane, there'd be hell to pay ..."

 

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stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

FEB 28, 2005 07:15 PM

Not a big deal. He's not the C-in-C.

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

FEB 28, 2005 07:19 PM

What's a bomb shelter cost these days?

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

FEB 28, 2005 07:24 PM

stockula said:
Not a big deal. He's not the C-in-C.



Suffice it to say that I found that explanation a bit unsatisfying. It doesn't address a lot of relevant questions. Johnson claims to have expounded this view to President Bush. Did he really? What did Bush say? Does Johnson really think Syria has Iraq's WMD? What's his evidence for that? Why does he think it's appropriate to tell veterans' groups that we ought to nuke Syria if he does not, in fact, think we should nuke Syria? Are veterans fair game for lying to now for some reason? Is it appropriate for a U.S. Congressman to even joke about something like this?

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

FEB 28, 2005 07:26 PM

stockula said:
Not a big deal. He's not the C-in-C.



Yeah, I think the term is National Command Authority. That is who has the ability to initiate a nuclear strike. There is a whole chain of command for it too.

At least that is what it is if I remember right. My dad's job takes him to Colorado Springs a lot, and NORAD HQ. He explained it to me once.

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

FEB 28, 2005 07:28 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:
What to do about Syria, eh? Nothing a good nuclear bombing wouldn't fix.

Who thinks so? Why...

So to recap: Representative Sam Johnson (R-TX) believes that the United States should launch a nuclear strike against Syria. Anyone out there on the right have any comments? Really. A nuclear war. A member of congress. Kind of a big deal.


Well, you know, maybe he was just talking tough for veterans.

You know. As you do. "Hey, guys, if I were still flying a plane, there'd be hell to pay ..."



Keep it up Australia guy. We'll nuke you all the way back to Australia-town, Nobody effs with the USA.


wink

TheGabriel

TheGabriel

Somerville, MA
February 2004

FEB 28, 2005 07:30 PM

stockula said:
Not a big deal. He's not the C-in-C.



I love you! I should start placing bets on your responses to any news that might make the right look bad. I think I've actually been able to call most of them so far! Thanks for all the humor! biggrin

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

FEB 28, 2005 07:30 PM

BillHaverchuck said:
Keep it up Australia guy. We'll nuke you all the way back to Australia-town, Nobody effs with the USA.


wink


Nuke Gympie. Anywhere with such a dumb name deserves what it gets.

ratherto

ratherto

San Francisco, CA
November 2003

FEB 28, 2005 07:32 PM

From Texas no less. Maybe he was just following the 'everything's bigger' motto.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

FEB 28, 2005 07:34 PM

stockula said:
Not a big deal. He's not the C-in-C.


So I expect we'll see about 20 prominent Republican elected officials come on the talk shows tomorrow denouncing this guy's statement? No?

[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 by Keith]

Brinstar

Brinstar

Chicago, IL
September 2002

FEB 28, 2005 07:37 PM

Someone needs to invent a nuclear bomb that only kills evildoers.

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

FEB 28, 2005 07:42 PM

He's just a guy shooting his mouth off. If the guy with The Football starts talking like that, you should be worried.

[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 by stockula]

rodan

rodan

Baltimore, MD
February 2005

FEB 28, 2005 07:42 PM

well, we'd only use our nuclear weapons to NUKE evil doers, right?

And the fallout/explosion/flash damage would only be allowed to fall where there are ACCEPTABLE collateral damage rates, right?

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

FEB 28, 2005 07:43 PM

rndmronnie said:
well, we'd only use our nuclear weapons to NUKE evil doers, right?

And the fallout/explosion/flash damage would only be allowed to fall where there are ACCEPTABLE collateral damage rates, right?


Well they are poverty stricken brown people with oil, right? What're we waiting for??


TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

FEB 28, 2005 07:44 PM

Brinstar said:
Someone needs to invent a nuclear bomb that only kills evildoers.


[Gratuitous and facetious liberal anti-American comment]
I wonder whether more people would die if such a bomb was dropped on Washington as opposed to Damascus.
[/Gratuitous and facetious liberal anti-American comment]

Attack_Macaque

Attack_Macaque

Dallas, TX
September 2004

FEB 28, 2005 07:44 PM

stockula said:
Not a big deal. He's not the C-in-C.



No, he's just a member of Congress, that's all. whatever

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