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  • THURSDAY FEBRUARY 3 2005 11:36 PM

SpongeBob vs the Culture Warriors

Many of us had a laugh when Dr. James Dobson condemned SpongeBob Squarepants for supposedly encouraging kids to be gay. But not everyone was laughing. The Plaid Adder explains how the fundamentalist Christian crusade against children's programming runs deeper and more sinister than that.

Meet Margaret Spelling, new director of the Education Department. Spelling has told PBS - which produces and airs much of America's children's programming - not to air an episode of Postcards from Buster in which Buster the bunny visits Vermont to learn about how to make maple syrup, and meets a child whose parents are a lesbian couple. "Many parents would not want their young children exposed to the lifestyles portrayed in the episode," she said. And furthermore, "Congress's and the department's purpose in funding this programming certainly was not to introduce this kind of subject matter to children, particularly through the powerful and intimate medium of television."

This is what makes the SpongeBob controversy not funny. It's one thing for a crazy man to make an ass of himself in public by frothing about the subversive dangers of cartoon miscreants. Spelling's missive to PBS proves that under the Bush administration, this minority has accumulated enough political and social clout to dictate to the rest of the country. "Many parents" may object to this episode, but many other parents don't, and still others are deeply offended and bitterly angry about the fact that the head of a government department funded with their tax money has just ordered PBS, on pain of losing federal funding, to pretend that either they don't exist or they exude a radioactive toxicity that will blight and destroy any child exposed to them.

 

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timeoftheeclipse

timeoftheeclipse

Kansas City, MO
September 2003

FEB 03, 2005 11:56 PM

when did televison become intiimate?

robosagogo

robosagogo

State College, PA
September 2004

FEB 04, 2005 12:15 AM

I always hated when Christians would say, "We don''t have anything against homosexuals, just acts of homosexuality." In other words, "We don't hate you, we just hate the one thing you do that makes you different from us." And, of course, when such people see a gay person they simply can't divorce that individual from the act so it was all just wasted breath anyway.

lovexasxarson221

lovexasxarson221

Martinez, CA
August 2004

FEB 04, 2005 12:23 AM

Shit like this makes makes me sick to be part of the human race... banning a child's tv program because it shows a gay couple. We should be teaching our kids that love comes in all forms, whether your gay, bi, straight, what the fuck ever. People need to get their shit straight.... Instead of banning a tv show, how bout you be a parent and sit down and watch tv with ur kids and explain whats goin on. better fuckin yet, instead of planting your kid in front of the tv, Take them out in the sunshine, read to them, take them to a museum, do something... take the responsibilty of having a kid into your own hands, not some nutcase who judges what is good for YOUR kids. But then again i dont hav kids but my parents did that to me and i came out pretty good....

[Edited on Feb 04, 2005 12:28AM]

Michael_J_Totten

Michael_J_Totten

Iraq
February 2004

FEB 04, 2005 12:25 AM

"This is what makes the SpongeBob controversy not funny."

I still think it's funny. A friend of mine trolled through the Free Republic Web site (a loony right-wing version of Indymedia, for those of you who don't know) and he told me even the Freepers were laughing at Dobson. The guy is an assclown who isn't taken seriously by anyone but his own dittoheads.

Margaret Spelling, on the other hand, is rather less funny.

s5

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

FEB 04, 2005 12:31 AM

Michael_J_Totten said:
I still think it's funny. A friend of mine trolled through the Free Republic Web site (a loony right-wing version of Indymedia, for those of you who don't know) and he told me even the Freepers were laughing at Dobson. The guy is an assclown who isn't taken seriously by anyone but his own dittoheads.



well, it's not the freepers that worry me; it's the "concerned parents". i'm not sure if they have a message board of their own yet.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

FEB 04, 2005 12:34 AM

s5 said:

well, it's not the freepers that worry me; it's the "concerned parents". i'm not sure if they have a message board of their own yet.



The internet is a horrible, sinful place s5.

But don't worry. They'll be here to "moralize" us all sooner or later.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 04, 2005 12:34 AM

I'm of the opinion that this would be an issue in the Clinton or Kerry White House as well.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

FEB 04, 2005 12:38 AM

Not to dampen the conversation, but Spongebob is totally gay. Everybody thought so until Dr. Dobson made an issue out of it.

If not consciously gay, then on-the-way gay. His 'best friend' never wears a shirt and he uses his big-screen debut to meet David Hasselhoff. Come on.

[Edited on Feb 04, 2005 by Jeff_Fries]

Michael_J_Totten

Michael_J_Totten

Iraq
February 2004

FEB 04, 2005 12:48 AM

SmellinOfTroy said:
I'm of the opinion that this would be an issue in the Clinton or Kerry White House as well.


Probably.

s5

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

FEB 04, 2005 12:51 AM

okay, we had 8 years of clinton. surely there's enough data to make a comparison. can anyone find any examples that actually happened where clinton or a clinton appointee intentionally worked to "shield" american children from the evil gay agenda?

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 04, 2005 12:55 AM

I'm not saying this would have happened in the years between 1992 and 2000. I'm saying that if a Clinton (Bill, Hillary) or John Kerry were in the White House right now, with the national zeigiest what it is, this would have been an issue. Maybe not to the extent that it is now, but something would have come up. I don't know if this is a Bush issue per se.

s5

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

FEB 04, 2005 01:01 AM

SmellinOfTroy said:
I don't know if this is a Bush issue per se.



well, i agree that the "bush" aspect is less important than watching how anti-gay culture warriors are trying to manipulate media.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 04, 2005 01:04 AM

s5 said:

SmellinOfTroy said:
I don't know if this is a Bush issue per se.



well, i agree that the "bush" aspect is less important than watching how anti-gay culture warriors are trying to manipulate media.



And that was my only point. I'm just overly-sensetive to people calling foul on Bush all the time. There's a time and a place, especially for Bush, but sometimes it's unfounded. I'm not saying that about this article, but in general I've found it to be true. I'm certainly no fan of the man or his administration, though.

Michael_DeSade

Michael_DeSade

Seattle, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 04, 2005 01:13 AM

This isn't an issue of anti-gay culture, this is an issue of what is appropriate for publicly funded television programming for children. You wouldn't support a pro-conservative program paid for with tax dollars, and rightly so; politics and cultural debates are not subjects that need to be directed at pre-school children.

Besides, the inclusion of a lesbian couple into a skit meant for kids is clearly manipulation by pro-gay culture warriors.

ARRR!!!

Michael_J_Totten

Michael_J_Totten

Iraq
February 2004

FEB 04, 2005 01:24 AM

s5 said:
okay, we had 8 years of clinton. surely there's enough data to make a comparison. can anyone find any examples that actually happened where clinton or a clinton appointee intentionally worked to "shield" american children from the evil gay agenda?


Remember the V-chip and the "Defense of Marriage" act? Social conservatism is a permanent feature of all societies at all times no matter who wins an election.

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