This has to be one of the stupidest things ever:
The Sky marshalls have a dress code.
Beards are out. So are jeans and athletic shoes. Suit coats are in, even on the steamiest summer days.
That dress code, imposed by the Department of Homeland Security, makes federal air marshals uneasy - and not just because casual clothes are more comfortable in cramped airline seats. The marshals fear that their appearance makes it easier for terrorists to identify them, according to a professional group representing more than 1,300 air marshals.
My forehead hurts from banging it on my desk.
I'm hoping it's some sort of wacky psy-op.

















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