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  • TUESDAY MAY 5 2009 6:00 AM

Democrats – Idiots Again

I do enjoy watching the Democratic leadership stumble and bumble their way to ineffectiveness. It's just so absurd and stupid, all one can do is chuckle. The latest ridiculousness came last week, when they opened their arms wide for former Republican Senator Arlen Specter. He’s now a Democrat! Who will vote like a Republican! How awesome is that?

“Since my election in 1980,” Senator Specter said today, “the Republican Party has moved far to the right. I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans.”



Bullshit. He wanted to stay a Senator and that’s it. This is anything but a good sign. All it proves is how far the Republicans have gone to the right – to the point where they are nearly insane. They are now driving out actual conservatives and the Democrats are accepting them into their ranks – further pushing their party to the right. Awesome. He constantly voted with Bush on issues like Iraq, the Patriot Act, Bush’s insane judicial nominees, Bush’s insane department appointees, telecom immunity, warrantless wiretapping, tax cuts and has strongly been opposed to any investigation of the many Bush crimes. See, what the leadership knows that you don't is that the Democrats need another Dianne Feinstein, Joe Lieberman or Ben Nelson. Add another problematic jackass to the pile, because these are the "moderates" who force the Democratic Party to act like Republicans in order to get things passed.

Apparently, Democrats think the best way to build their majority, is to bring in people who agree with them on around 10% of stuff. And they want that guy to be from the blue state of Pennsylvania, the guy who was driven from his crazy party for being too liberal, even though he is very, very conservative. He’s just not crazy conservative. But the Democrats love it! Thanks for the trash! They'll take it!

Democrats have apparently given Specter undeserved seniority, upsetting some long time Democratic Senators.

Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, four years Specter’s junior in the Senate, protests, “It doesn’t work that way.” And though Reid promises that no changes will be made to committee chairs until after 2010, Harkin, chairman of the Labor, Health and Human Services and Environment Subcommittee, wasn’t mollified. “I’m not going to give it up then, either.”



Nice. And the leadership also thought it would be a great idea to promise him party support in the Democratic Primary. You know, the thing in which Democrats get to choose the best Democrat. During his “I’m bailing” press conference, Specter explained how the Democratic leadership promised to support him and raise money for him during the 2010 election. So, they have decided to choose a Republican instead of a Democrat because the Republicans were going to choose a crazier Republican. So, the Republicans will get the politician that most represents them (crazy) and the Democrats will get the politician that least represents them. Welcome to completely failed leadership and the usurping of Democracy.

In an exciting example of the future Democratic Senator Arlen Specter, he explained that he would not support Obama’s choice to head the Office of Legal Counsel. He also reiterated that he would not support the Employee Free Choice Act, which is sort of cause #1 for unions – you know, labor, also known as the backbone of the Democratic Party. So, that’s good. They picked up a new guy who is against the backbone of the party. His first vote as a Democrat was awesome. He voted against Obama’s budget. Good work, Democrats, all around.

This weekend he made it very clear where he stands.

GREGORY: It was reported this week that when you met with the president, you said, “I will be a loyal democrat. I support your agenda.” Let me test that on probably one of the most important areas of his agenda, and that’s health care. Would you support health care reform that puts up a government run public plan to compete with a private plan issued by a private insurance company?

SPECTER: No. And you misquote me, David. I did not say I would be a loyal Democrat. I did not say that. And last week, after I said I was changing parties, I voted against the budget because the budget has a way to pass health care with 51 votes, which undermines a basic Senate institution to require 60 votes to impose closure on key issues.…I did not say I am a loyal Democrat.



Point made. You’re not a loyal Democrat. You’re a “Kinda Democrat.” A kinda, sorta, whatever it takes to stay in the Senate for another term Democrat. Which is great, because that is exactly what the Democrats need.

They should have let Specter swing in the wind. He was clearly going to lose the Republican Primary. It doesn’t matter if he is a Democrat or a Republican until Franken is seated, anyway. He’s not going to vote with Democrats on a shitload of issues, so supporting him in the Pennsylvania primary is completely idiotic. No promises of that nature should have ever been made – especially since it undemocratic. But, what do the Democrats care about what their base wants and democracy? They don’t. It’s about the party and at this point the party seems to be run by idiots.

Enjoy the failure. It’s Joe Lieberman II, Electric Boogaloo.


FearTheReaper is a writer, actor and stand up comedian. Check back each Tuesday and Friday for more from FearTheReaper


 

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Weatherpunk

Weatherpunk

Japan
June 2008

MAY 05, 2009 06:52 AM



Enjoy the failure. It’s Joe Lieberman II, Electric Boogaloo



We would have also accepted "Not Shots: Part Deux"


On principle alone, I'm happy to see the Republican Party (as it 'stands' today) lose as many people as possible, even if the rats are the first to jump off the sinking ship. The 2 party system has had it's time in the sun, and we need to see viable alternate parties develop.

I personally think Fox News is creating a 3rd party in America, splitting up the Republicans into "New Coke" (Palinites/Jindalites) and "Coke Classic" (Any Republican over the age of 60, pretty much). Glenn Beck seems to be the poster child of the movement, which makes me wonder if he's angling for something bigger & brighter than the lights of the Fox News Studios.....I'm keeping my eye on this whole "9/12 Movment" thing.

It's either a cult, a subtle move to create a new political party/bloc, or proof that a fair portion of Americans are dumber than a bag of hair.

You don't need a special program to be a good person!

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 05, 2009 06:53 AM

eh, it's a nice "fuck you" to the GOP. in terms of knocking the hardline right-wingers out of power, this is a bigger blow than Specter simply retiring would have been. in the long term, getting the hardline right-wingers out of power is more important than any individual vote in the Senate, especially given that the Dems don't really need Specter's vote on most issues.

but yeah, as soon as it stops being politically expedient to parade him around in front of the cameras, get him the hell out of there.

Paisley

Paisley

USA
September 2006

MAY 05, 2009 07:25 AM

Specter was actually quite straight-forward about the fact that he knew he was going to lose the Republican primary and so decided to switch to Democrat. He basically said exactly that when announcing the move. Sen. Specter is unprincipled in a really unique way for a politician, in that he doesn't pander so much as he just does whatever helps out his career, without any major attempt at concealing it or dressing it up as something nicer. He also does it in refreshingly novel ways, like standing up to the Bush administration once or twice when they were really being dicks because it made him look good back home (rather than just mechanically towing the party line). Plus he's best buddies with Joe Biden. Talk about comic relief.

The Dems are clearly in this for the filibuster-proof majority, and given the willingness of Republican Senators to cooperate, I can't really blame them. That said, the PA Dems are looking around and considering possible challengers during the primary. I don't really believe the Democratic party will lend all that much support to Specter if it looks like an actual Democrat is in play. But then it will come down to nuanced guessing games about which candidate will do best against which candidate in the general election.

In short, this is why Congressional politics are a laugh.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAY 05, 2009 07:28 AM

I really want the Dems to back whoever runs against him in the primary. That would be hilarious.

Defconnexion

Defconnexion

Wheaton, IL
November 2007

MAY 05, 2009 07:29 AM

Man, I can't wait until Starbucks and Wal-Mart run the nation. I mean, the politics won't be much different, but at least the halftime show during Election Day will kick ass.

Pip

Pip

Framingham, MA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 05, 2009 07:51 AM

All they need from him is every single Cloture vote. That should have been the deal. Give us cloture, then vote as you will in exchange for no primary challenger and a sweet committee chairmanship.

But no Ried is a loser who can;t stand up for himself that much.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 05, 2009 09:02 AM

Defconnexion said:
Man, I can't wait until Starbucks and Wal-Mart run the nation. I mean, the politics won't be much different, but at least the halftime show during Election Day will kick ass.


i'm looking forward to the full-body lattes.

Paisley

Paisley

USA
September 2006

MAY 05, 2009 10:41 AM

motorfirebox said:

Defconnexion said:
Man, I can't wait until Starbucks and Wal-Mart run the nation. I mean, the politics won't be much different, but at least the halftime show during Election Day will kick ass.


i'm looking forward to the full-body lattes.


Yeesssss. I aspire to the position of CEO of Starbucks!

Crymsyn

Crymsyn

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 05, 2009 10:43 AM

motorfirebox said:

Defconnexion said:
Man, I can't wait until Starbucks and Wal-Mart run the nation. I mean, the politics won't be much different, but at least the halftime show during Election Day will kick ass.


i'm looking forward to the full-body lattes.



I wonder if they'll waterboard using full cream instead of water?

Sign me up for some torture!

silversoul7

silversoul7

Portland, OR
January 2008

MAY 05, 2009 11:48 AM

There's a combination of political calculation and principle involved here. Specter has always been independent in his votes, and will continue to be so. The voting base he's relied on all these years switched their registration to Democrat in order to vote for Obama, and he's just following their lead. Honestly, he'll at least be a better Democrat than Ben Nelson. I don't expect anyone to be a "loyal Democrat." I don't always agree with the Democratic party either. I think Specter will be a useful ally on a few critical votes. Plus, the threat of a primary challenge will probably move him further to the left.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

MAY 05, 2009 02:10 PM




Specter Wants Coleman To Win In Minnesota

Memo to Sen. Arlen Specter (RD-PA): You're supposed to be a Democrat now.

In an interview with the New York Times, Specter stated in no uncertain terms that he wants Norm Coleman to win the disputed Minnesota Senate race: "There's still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the winner."



Not even remotely a Democrat.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

MAY 05, 2009 02:32 PM

PointBlank said:
I really want the Dems to back whoever runs against him in the primary. That would be hilarious.



yes.

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

MAY 05, 2009 02:53 PM

FearTheReaper said:



Specter Wants Coleman To Win In Minnesota

Memo to Sen. Arlen Specter (RD-PA): You're supposed to be a Democrat now.

In an interview with the New York Times, Specter stated in no uncertain terms that he wants Norm Coleman to win the disputed Minnesota Senate race: "There's still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the winner."



Not even remotely a Democrat.



Fuck. I just want us to have a Senator already.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

MAY 05, 2009 03:00 PM

FearTheReaper said:



Specter Wants Coleman To Win In Minnesota

Memo to Sen. Arlen Specter (RD-PA): You're supposed to be a Democrat now.

In an interview with the New York Times, Specter stated in no uncertain terms that he wants Norm Coleman to win the disputed Minnesota Senate race: "There's still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the winner."



Not even remotely a Democrat.



Just watching MSNBC: Apparently, the question asked was about there now being no Jewish Senators in the Republican Party, and he made the remark as either a joke or with his head up his ass. Not an excuse. Just some context.

Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

MAY 05, 2009 03:21 PM

Specter's political career is basically finished. He was too moderate for the GOP primary voters in PA (what's left of them, anyway). He barely won over Toomey last election - Toomey got within a shocking 17,000 votes of winning that one - and he would have lost the primary to Toomey for sure in 2010.

Nevermind that Toomey would have lost the general election against pretty much any Democrat that could fog a mirror...

Now Specter has spoiled that by jumping ship. He's far too Republican for the Dem voters in PA, who generally resent the hell out of Specter supporting Bush hardline SCOTUS nominees, among other legislative Hindenburgs. PA dems will not vote for Specter unless he does a total 180 and practically votes straight-ticket with the administration right up to the 2010 election.

Since that's probably not going to happen, I think the administration will use him in an effort to get healthcare passed, then let him twist in the wind come election time in favor of a genuine democrat who can actually win elections.

There's no shortage of candidates.

It's hard to underestimate how much (and how many) PA dem voters dislike Specter, and if he continues to thumb his nose at top administration priorities these voters will turn out just to vote against him, in favor of any other Dem on the ticket with any kind of name recognition.

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