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  • TUESDAY MAY 19 2009 6:00 AM

Why You Hatin’ On Babylon?

The manner in which we have destroyed our economy is astounding. We are so far from understanding and correcting our massive fuck ups that even this current obliteration of our ways has not brought up the discussion that needs to be had: Our usury laws are insane. Our usury laws drove us into debt, sped up the loss of our manufacturing base and have directly led to the murder of the middle class. And it’s only going to get worse. The looming credit card crisis will be the next shoe to drop and with deflation a serious threat, shockingly heinous and fluctuating interest rates will make it impossible for many to get by. Even ancient Babylon had laws against the shit we allow lenders to get away with.

Usury:

1: interest
2: the lending of money with an interest charge for its use, especially: the lending of money at exorbitant interest rates.
3: an unconscionable or exorbitant rate or amount of interest; specifically: interest in excess of a legal rate charged to a borrower for the use of money.



Quite a few successful ancient empires considered usury to be worse than murder and it was punished accordingly. We, because we are an incredibly wise country, decided to toss out centuries of law and tradition. First in the early 1900’s, we began to gut our usury laws and then under Jimmy Carter they were fully disemboweled. It’s not like we didn’t have a time period to look back on and see what would happen.

800-600 B.C.
The Greeks at first regulate interest, and then deregulate it. After deregulation, there was so much unregulated debt that Athenians were sold into slavery and threatened revolt.



Slavery. Totally different from working endless hours at a job just to pay back a bank. Well, I say pay back a bank, but the amount borrowed has already been paid off tenfold. In reality, the average Joe in debt is paying off interest and more interest and more interest. It’s debt slavery and America is kicking ass.

Old Testament
The Prophet Ezekiel includes usury in a list of “abominable things,” along with rape, murder, robbery and idolatry. Ezekiel 18:19-13.

1750 B.C.
The Code of Hammurabi regulates the interest that can be charged on a loan. Historical records indicate that many loans were made below the legal limit.



What Hammurabi and Ezekiel knew, Americans certainly do not. It’s pretty simple. If you create a debt society by allowing insane interest rates, capital is removed from manufacturing and small business. It all gets pumped into the banks and everything is then out of balance. And it’s not just the money, the top minds head into the financial world, spurning the areas where society needs them, like manufacturing. Eventually it all collapses on itself. Welcome to America.

443 B.C.
The Romans adopt the “Twelve Tables” and cap interest at 8 1/3%



America has become a bunch of clowns scraping by to pay off the financial sector. We are waiters, Wal-mart workers, gas station attendants and Starbucks coffee makers, but overall, the “Financial services sector” employs most Americans directly or indirectly. We have a society built on loans. We are eating ourselves. First we started with our hands, then our arms, our legs and now we are getting into the organs. I just ate my kidneys. Not bad, I suggest grilling.

11th century
In England, the taking of any interest at all is punishable by taking the usurer’s land and chattels.



Now that we have gotten rid of laborers and turned unions into our society’s villains, we are obviously much better off. In 2002 and 2003, the financial sector took in more than "40% of the profits that accrued to US corporations." That’s good right? In 1988 it was half that – because interest rates were relatively normal. Then came the 90's, when every business got into the business of loans. GM wasn’t a car company, it was a financial business that sold cars as a side project. As the financial sector swelled like a fat, sucking tic, our trade deficit exploded. That’s what happens when you stop making shit because profits are better loaning money to the people who used to have jobs making shit. Sadly, Americans did it to themselves by going into debt, little by little, until it was overwhelming. I just devoured my intestines. Not bad with a little balsamic.

Medieval Roman Law
Usurer’s are fined 4X the amount taken, while robbery is penalized at twice the amount taken.



The '70s are when we decided to toss our usury laws aside and rape each other at will. The big case that turned everything upside down was Marquette National Bank v. First of Omaha Service Corp. in 1978. Before that horrible Supreme Court decision, states could set their own interest rate caps. The court ruled that banks could set their rates based on the state “where the bank is located.” No mas. Good bye interest rates under 10%. It was the wild west as far as credit card companies were concerned and we were all victims about to be fed to the pigs in Deadwood.

1570
During the Reign of Queen Elizabeth, interest rates in England are limited to under 10%. This law lasts until 1854.



The awesome thing about high interest rates is it allowed banks to take more risks on lenders. Since they were now charging huge interest rates, they could afford to loan to every hobo in the land. The insane amount of profits would make up for the defaults by the sad sacks would couldn’t make their payments. We’ve actually reached a point now where customers who pay off their cards every month are having their cards cancelled. Good is bad, bad is good and America is a giant pile of shit. I just ate my liver. Boiled it. Don’t recommend that.

Early 18th Century
American colonies adopt usury laws, setting the interest cap at 8%.



The bestest thing of all is how the banks weren’t satisfied with insane interest rates that would have led to their execution back in the day. No, they also had to go with huge overdraft fees, ATM fees, transfer fees, and on and on. And we let them. We did so because we were using credit to get by and in our new mindset of stupidity, getting reamed is how it was done. Fortunately, the banks didn’t keep any of this money in reserve, they kept it flowing and “working,” so when the crisis hit, they had to ask the people they had been bending over a log and raping for a bailout. Thankfully, it’s all legal. I just gobbled up my lungs. Used a straw.

After 1776
All of the States in the Union adopt a general usury. Most states set the interest limit at 6%.



The only way out of this mess is to look at our usury laws again. Interest rates need to be capped at 9%. There is no other way out of this mess. Meanwhile, your president and his Wall Street douchebags/economic gurus, Tim Geithner and Larry Summers, ARE THE PROBLEM. They were and are part of the machine. They will never take such obvious and drastic action because they came up during the heinous period of whatever goes. They know no other way.

So, it’s time to take out the heart and fry it up in a pan with some butter. We’re fucked.

Next week, I’ll cover payday loans, which is actually 100 times worse than credit cards.

FearTheReaper is a writer, actor and stand up comedian. Check back each Tuesday and Friday for more from FearTheReaper

 

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Stalin

Stalin

Ithaca, NY
September 2006

MAY 19, 2009 06:21 AM

Dead on

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

MAY 19, 2009 06:54 AM

I especially enjoy how, if you're a day late in your payment, the credit card company will double your interest rate, apply it retroactively, AND charge you a penalty. To "help" you out with this, they'll move their P.O. Box around the country in the hope that your payment will arrive later, or, if you're too responsible, mail you your bill fewer and fewer days before it's due, or "forget" to mail it at all. Whoops. Not to mention encouraging people who've just turned 18 to get credit cards with reasonable introductory rates but then insane interest rates later and ludicrously high credit limits. Got to start 'em off young if you want to have them in your clutches for life.

/me waits patiently for the "bootstraps" devil's advocate brigade.

Weatherpunk

Weatherpunk

Japan
June 2008

MAY 19, 2009 07:21 AM

This is why I never got a credit card until I got my current bank account with a debit/credit card. I am never charging more than what I have in my bank account, and the only thing I have bought on credit I am STILL paying off, though it was a car, and therefore should cost a fair amount of time to cover.

Still, I am 2 payments ahead, and planning to drop a massive amount of money into the loan near Christmas to increase the speed with which I will own my Boxy Cleopatra.

Debt is great, IF you can handle it. This often means adjusting your quality of life somehow to compensate for the lack of income. Many people across the USA, and in some other countries to a certain degree, lack the discipline to do so. That is why we fail.

Pip

Pip

Framingham, MA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 19, 2009 07:31 AM

Weatherpunk said:
This is why I never got a credit card until I got my current bank account with a debit/credit card. I am never charging more than what I have in my bank account, and the only thing I have bought on credit I am STILL paying off, though it was a car, and therefore should cost a fair amount of time to cover.

Still, I am 2 payments ahead, and planning to drop a massive amount of money into the loan near Christmas to increase the speed with which I will own my Boxy Cleopatra.

Debt is great, IF you can handle it. This often means adjusting your quality of life somehow to compensate for the lack of income. Many people across the USA, and in some other countries to a certain degree, lack the discipline to do so. That is why we fail.



Our system is set up so that having no credit is history is as bad as having a horrible one.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

MAY 19, 2009 07:39 AM

The problem is that credit card companies purposefully seek out people they know -- the young, the poorly educated, the poor -- can't handle it and intentionally trap and exploit them. NOT using credit is not an option in today's society unless you want to live like the Unibomber. The credit card companies know this, and they exploit it to a predatory degree.

Even people who CAN handle it can get stuck in a situation they can't get out of. So many, many people have been forced to choose between, for example, not having emergency health care and prescriptions -- because of our broken health care system -- or paying for it on credit. The costs and the interest and the fees add up too fast for them to ever get out of it, and they're trapped.

If you can't even imagine a situation like this that a responsible, intelligent person can get themselves into where they have no other choice, then you've been far too sheltered in your life.

There's two kinds of people that drive me nuts in message board discussions. One is the kind of person who always sides with, for lack of a better term, "The Man": government, the military, the police, corporations. Two is the kind of person with no sympathy for people who aren't as lucky, privileged, or intelligent as they are and expect everyone to never make mistakes and to always perfectly foresee every possible problem and always plan accordingly. "What do you mean you didn't plan on your wife developing breast cancer at 27 and acquire full health insurance and $400,000 in savings while you were in high school? Pfft. No sympathy for you, slacker. Go die in a ditch."

Horrorflick

Horrorflick

Detroit, MI
February 2003

MAY 19, 2009 09:18 AM

It's not just credit cards. My bank, the company I have my mortgage with, my student loans and a lot of other shit do pretty much the same things. I've been making regular payments to these parasites for years, but when things get tight and I can't make one, it's not "Oh that's OK, we'll give you a break this time. Just get it to us when you've got it.." No, I get a late charge that usually adds about $40 to $50 to the original amount! I see people just leaving their houses left and right and getting away with it! I keep on paying my mortgage and what do I get? Bullshit and penalties...

puke

elysianfielder

elysianfielder

Los Angeles, CA
March 2003

MAY 19, 2009 09:19 AM

Yeah, but have you seen that Jack in the Box commercial where all the midgets are singing "Yippie kay yay, mini sirloin burgers"? America is still great.

silversoul7

silversoul7

Portland, OR
January 2008

MAY 19, 2009 09:30 AM

Not only did Babylonians outlaw usury. They also forgave all debts when a new ruler came to power. The Bible has something similar, with the Year of Jubilees. The ancients understood that you couldn't just let debt accumulate forever.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 19, 2009 09:48 AM

this addresses loan and interest practices at the bottom end--the consumer end. it's also important to address unregulated practices at the top end. the inflationary activities are insane; we've got a $500 trillion bomb that, if dropped, will knock our economy off a cliff.

Twelve

Twelve

Bay City, MI
April 2007

MAY 19, 2009 10:30 AM

You forgot the part where banks create new money out of nothing when they give out loans. Then charge interest on it.

It makes me sad when I tell people they shouldn't shop at Wal-Mart. "But it's cheeeeaaap!"

Bicycle_Samurai

Bicycle_Samurai

York, ON
September 2003

MAY 19, 2009 12:35 PM

Word!

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

MAY 19, 2009 12:37 PM

Thanks to my divorce last year and my ex-wife being an asshole, I'm heading into the terminal credit shitter. I just had a angry discussion with American Express because I paid my last statement balance in full, then got a bill for $71 dollars for the finance charges that accrued between the statement closing date at the due date of the payment. When I called to complain, the first thing they told me was "by the way, did you know that your card and account were cancelled on the 30th?"

I find it aggravating that I've gotten letters from most of my credit cards saying that they are raising rates because "the cost of doing business is getting higher". Awesome. We're in a tremendous financial crisis, causing people to have a difficult time paying their bills, and these fucking assholes are just making it harder so MORE people can default. Plus, we've given the banks BILLIONS of dollars to help with the mortgage crisis, yet the banks are making it near impossible to get one.

I hate to say it, since they'll probably fuck it up more, but we need the government to step in and re-regulate the banking industry.

s5

s5

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

MAY 19, 2009 12:55 PM

I'm all for more banking regulation, but just be aware of what you'll get in return for tight restrictions on interest rates. If banks are limited to, say, 8%, then that doesn't mean you'll get to enjoy all the same credit you're used to getting at 8% instead of 16% or 20% (or 30%). It means you'll either lose credit you already have or you won't be able to get new credit.

Don't expect cheaper credit. Instead, you'll get no credit.

Now that could be a good thing, if it reorients people's spending habits into something healthier and more sustainable. But I think there's a perception out there that restricting interest rates would lead to the same amount of lending but lower monthly payments. It won't. It means you won't get credit, unless you have collateral or make a lot of money.

BrightNoise

BrightNoise

Montrose, CA
October 2004

MAY 19, 2009 01:04 PM

Well put...Interesting spin and new information for me~!

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAY 19, 2009 01:08 PM

enacted in stages, i really think less credit would be a very good thing. there has been far, far too much spending on credit at all levels of the economy.

the trouble will be preventing banks and lending agencies from doing exactly what they did with the bailout money. how anybody can view supply-side economics as a panacea after that fiasco is utterly beyond me.

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