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  • TUESDAY FEBRUARY 24 2009 6:00 AM

I Don't Know What's Happening

America is clearly overburdened with morons. They are a loud, uneducated group of people who live by one slogan: Taxes Are Bad. No matter the situation, taxes are bad, because government is bad. They’ve now gone as far as to start two glorious wars and combined them with some juicy tax cuts, because, if you are going to spend over a trillion dollars, by all means don’t pay for it. They’ve ruined our country with fiscal irresponsibility and they’d like to fix that – with tax cuts. They created a mythological character named Reagan and now they would very much like to follow him to the bottom of the sea. The only problem is, they are going to take the rest of us with them.

The tax-cut-only-Republicans are no different than crazy religious parents who don’t take their kids to the hospital because they believe in prayer. Much like those kids, our country is dying. Taxes are how we pay for this crazy thing called society. With an endless stream of tax cuts, we end up with what we have now: Schools in shocking disrepair, fewer teachers, bridges, roads and highways falling apart, horrible traffic congestion, sicker people, more crime, oh, and enormous debt, which handicaps the government’s ability to deal with recessions and depressions.

But, the government can’t do anything right, so we have to cut taxes. All one has to do is look at the amazing success of Wall Street over the past year to see how brilliant of a statement this is. Or the shocking disaster of privatizing the Iraq War, where private companies turn so many things into colossal piles of shit, at a far higher cost than if the government had done the work. Yes, private companies are the way to success and government is the way to failure. Lewis Black said it best.



Yeah. It’s people. Turns out mistakes can and will be made, whether it is government or private companies. Who would have thought? I’m actually super pleased with our socialized fire departments. Back in the day, they were private companies, but now they are paid for by the government. Doesn’t take a genius to figure out why. Our crazy, hippy highway system was fucking sweet when the government made it. After years of starving it to death, it has lost a bit of its luster, but still, not bad. Taxes promote general welfare, which is, you know, kind of a good thing.

But the government fucks everything up!



What are you five? Yes, everybody fucks up sometimes. The fact that you can't see the good the government has done is absolutely pathetic. If your kid makes a mistake, why don’t you take him out in the backyard and kill him with a shovel? I mean, he made a mistake, after all. By all means, don’t attempt to fix the situation. Don’t show him a different way. The idea that the government always screws up is such juvenile and pathetic thinking it is astounding, as is the idea it is not repairable. Completely fucking astounding. You have the analytic ability of a hamster.

More than anything, it’s the rigidity of the position. Saying tax cuts is always the way to go is nothing short of cult like. Always saying government needs to be smaller is childish. Government needs to be more efficient, which has nothing to do with size. Everything needs to be more efficient. We should always be looking for ways to streamline. Unfortunately, we usually don’t notice something is wrong until there is a problem – you know, because we are human beings. We certainly didn’t notice our awesome, kick ass, private mortgage industry was giving home loans to hobos until it was too late. (And if you blame the housing meltdown solely on Freddie and Fanny, you are unread and, really, very stupid).

The Reagan trickle down tax cut policy is now believed to be a sound economic policy by too many people. It is a sham, a fool’s game, a myth and extremely irresponsible. The wasteland that is California is the future of America. And yet, the idea of tax cuts being a healing elixir is believed by so many that Democrats now tout their tax cut prowess. That’s why we’re doomed. People have bought into the idea of “small government," but when asked about individual programs provided by the government, they love them. It’s a broad and stupid argument that has won and will lead to our doom. There is no one-way to do things, there are many. Once you come to believe there is only one way, like the Republican hoard, you are pretty much doomed. I find it baffling that so many hold such ignorant beliefs with such religious veracity. I look around and I just don’t know what’s happening, only that it spells ruin.

Oh, and Reagan raised taxes three times, you clown fuckers.


FearTheReaper is a writer, actor and stand up comedian. Check back each Tuesday and Friday for more from FearTheReaper


 

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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

FEB 25, 2009 07:48 AM

turk_jt said:
I wish people could see past the end of their noses to see that the partisan bickering is the biggest problem we face, not bitching about tax cuts or tax increases. I tend to lean to the conservative side, but do not label myself a Republican or a Democrat. The problem with parties is just that...they are parties, and they are two opposing forces. As long as politicians have labels, and vote along party lines instead of voting to help their constituency, we're all doomed.

Everyone would rather fight, and blame our problems on past administrations, but we're all in this together, and until we can understand that the U.S. is FUKT!



We just want to see people take responsibility for their actions, like they should have learned in preschool.

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

FEB 25, 2009 08:14 AM

I can see why rich people have turned tax cuts into the ultimate economic philosophy. The less in taxes you have to pay the more you can invest until you are ready to buy giant sized versions of things like houses.

Sadly if we had a stronger smarter society that would make the most sense. As it is though we are instead tapping consumers completely out with predatory debt since their college years, overcharging them for education, fucking with an unstable housing market, supporting strict heteronormative social standards for them, letting them get and spread PTSD in ghettos, altering the global climate and so on and so on.

If tax cuts reward the people who create jobs then where are the jobs? And how will a job fix all of those problems anyway?

LeBoucanier

LeBoucanier

Turners Station, KY
February 2004

FEB 25, 2009 08:53 AM

Sometimes you piss me off.

Sometimes I love you.


I think it's the latter in this instance. Well said, and Lewis Black is my hero today.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

FEB 25, 2009 09:49 AM

here's something that i think is a key problem. a basic liberal stance is to seek out what the nation can do for the individual--to empower the individual by providing him/her with a community that is empowering. you'd think that the opposing conservative line of thought would be to seek out what the individual can do for the nation--to make the community greater through individual effort.

at some point in the past, i'd like to think that the GOP espoused that line of thought. but Reaganomics changed that. the Republican ideal is not that the individual should help the community. the Republican ideal is, or has become, that the individual should help themselves, and that the community can go fuck itself.

greed is good, regardless of Gekko's comeuppance. it's a powerful motivator. the GOP has that much right. but what they fail to follow through on is how to use greed--they fail to grasp the concept of noblesse oblige, that greed is only good if you harness it and keep it in check. current conservative thinking is that if one guy can climb a ladder, anybody can climb that ladder--even if the first guy to climb it kicks the ladder away.

the reason noblesse oblige is an important concept is that the noblesse, in the US, wouldn't be noblesse without the level playing field provided them by their government (and, therefore, by their fellow voters, rich and poor). every successful enterprise in the US can be viewed as having a silent partner, a wealthy backer that has invested heavily to help produce every fortune that has ever been made here. if one invests in something that becomes a success, one expects dividends--not just "trickles", crumbs that fall from the tables of the rich, but a return in keeping with the value of what has been invested. let it be said that freedom is pretty fucking valuable.

TL;DR version: tax the rich, because we helped them get rich and we want our cut.

JuiceBox

JuiceBox

USA
August 2004

FEB 25, 2009 11:51 AM

motorfirebox said:
ah, to be twelve again.



ah hahahahha.

PS- Laws don't keep people from doing shit. They punish people for doing "bad things". Social norms are what keeps people from "kicking toddlers and old people in the stomach."

downgrade

downgrade

Tucson, AZ
January 2008

FEB 25, 2009 01:47 PM

Everyone fucks up a lot of the time, it's usually just the lack of an ability to learn from and correct your mistakes that we have issues with.

The government too often says "we didn't mess up, you just don't understand yet," and continues to go further down the rabbit hole. Although now we are to the point where we have a whole drowning ant farm going on.

Go team!

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

FEB 25, 2009 03:39 PM

JuiceBox said:

motorfirebox said:
ah, to be twelve again.



ah hahahahha.

PS- Laws don't keep people from doing shit. They punish people for doing "bad things". Social norms are what keeps people from "kicking toddlers and old people in the stomach."



Um, that may be true for you. It's not true for me. On account of I'm law-abiding.

You don't believe that laws have any deterrent effect at all? Nor any social-norming effect?

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

FEB 25, 2009 05:09 PM

hm. i would say that laws reinforce social norms. people whose social norms include breaking the law are going to break the law; the prospect of being caught and punished provides a level of deterrent, but (judging by the growing prevalence of street gangs) not necessarily a very powerful one.

if you ask people why they don't commonly commit crimes, one of the answers you may receive is "because i'll get caught". but how many people have actually sat down and considered whether or not they could actually get away with a given crime?

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

FEB 25, 2009 06:25 PM

SockPuppet said:

JuiceBox said:

motorfirebox said:
ah, to be twelve again.



ah hahahahha.

PS- Laws don't keep people from doing shit. They punish people for doing "bad things". Social norms are what keeps people from "kicking toddlers and old people in the stomach."



Um, that may be true for you. It's not true for me. On account of I'm law-abiding.

You don't believe that laws have any deterrent effect at all? Nor any social-norming effect?



So if there were no law against it, you'd be stomach-kicking left and right?

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 25, 2009 10:00 PM

SockPuppet said:

JuiceBox said:

motorfirebox said:
ah, to be twelve again.



ah hahahahha.

PS- Laws don't keep people from doing shit. They punish people for doing "bad things". Social norms are what keeps people from "kicking toddlers and old people in the stomach."



Um, that may be true for you. It's not true for me. On account of I'm law-abiding.

You don't believe that laws have any deterrent effect at all? Nor any social-norming effect?



Laws definitely prevent people from doing things. If there were no law against speeding I would speed like fucking crazy, social norm or not. If there were no law against kickbacks, people would take tons and tons of kickbacks.

Social norms and laws both do the same thing: provide consequences when you don't do what you ought. The only difference is that laws have force behind them.

Amico

Amico

I'm lost
June 2008

FEB 25, 2009 10:13 PM

Coyotemike said:

Spogliato said:

WOW I know I took my stupid pills but did I get in a time machine also confused ?!?Reagan?Seriously surreal ?LOL.
Last I checked Obama won so the change is coming and we will get our monopolized businesses and big government telling us if we do as they say we will become strong their way.For better or worse depending on whom a person is get ready because here comes the return of "change".Realize you won,you as in I have no political ties since I think for my self and speak for my self but with this wish you all the best honestly and enjoy your self with what ever it is you do.There is a note worthy quote in the movie "From dusk till' dawn" where one guy said to the other guy "are you such a looser you don't even know when you've won?".



Ron Paul?

Oh, and btw, "myself" is one word.



Why say Ron Paul at random?Do you support Ron Paul or some thing confused ?

Oh and by the way if you want to say you have a problem with my grammar than "btw" is not an actual word as it is an abbreviation wink how ever "my" and "self" are words but what and ever.Ha.As if I care being as how last I checked I am not in school here and do not answer to any one.I like how many people prefer to assume things of other people by claiming as a collective if you are with one political party or another you must all be the same,what is that?!?Since when does being with a political party equal being the same as one mind and one voice?By that note Clinton and Obama are the same person mentally and bring the same "new" change.I do not think so.Sure there are some things people have in common when in a political party but that does not mean people think exactly the same.If you want evil from a political parties past the Democrats also have their fair share of it so I strongly recommend doing some research in your history and no that does not imply I care to debate all this and history as it is annoying and does not change any thing for me.I truly hope people will some day learn that two wrongs do not make a right and that we all bleed the same and we all share the same planet and no one is clean of having done evil at some point in their career upon having been a president or world leader.I am happy to live in a country that has more than one political party so when there is corruption and the people are ignored and in need eventually we the US citizens get the change that is needed and eventually can get back on track to success regardless of political party.No matter what political party is in power it usually starts as good and ends in bad and go's on and on this way with one hand shaking the other.I wish we did have more realistic options for alternative choices when voting as we have thirteen political parties and they were all over shadowed by (for better or worse I am not the judge) mass media and international support for Obama and very little attention on Mc'Cain besides aiming blind hate at Mc'Cain due to the failings of Bush as is to be expected given the times.Why do I say blind hate you may be wondering,well no I am not Republican but it seemed obvious that some one voted for Bush or he would not have won twice in the presidential election so people are obviously tired of him as any fool (including my self) can see that so any one going with the same party as Bush is not popular,hence blind hate.Funny to me that Mc'Cain used to be a Democrat.All thinking the same based on political party?I do not think so.If people that live in the USA do not enjoy this country than why live here when there are many other countries that have a big government waiting for you.Why live where you are not happy?Other big governments will from what I understand treat you so much better.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

FEB 25, 2009 10:24 PM

Holy Hell.

There is so much wrong with this post.

Including John McCain not being a democrat, ever, and the complete lack of paragraphs to make that gibberish actually readable.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

FEB 25, 2009 10:28 PM

DevilsReject said:
Holy Hell.

There is so much wrong with this post.

Including John McCain not being a democrat, ever, and the complete lack of paragraphs to make that gibberish actually readable.


oh, he was actually attempting to communicate? i thought some sort of spambot had gotten loose in here, spewing random letters and punctuation.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

FEB 25, 2009 10:35 PM

DevilsReject said:
Holy Hell.

There is so much wrong with this post.

Including John McCain not being a democrat, ever, and the complete lack of paragraphs to make that gibberish actually readable.



I'm kinda proud that I was able to set him off like that. biggrin

Amico

Amico

I'm lost
June 2008

FEB 25, 2009 10:40 PM

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
Holy Hell.

There is so much wrong with this post.

Including John McCain not being a democrat, ever, and the complete lack of paragraphs to make that gibberish actually readable.



I'm kinda proud that I was able to set him off like that. biggrin



I have an account here as well and you did not set me off like any thing as I responded to what you said and than went on with what I felt like saying.

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