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  • TUESDAY FEBRUARY 3 2009 6:00 AM

The Fat Man Is Weak

Never thought I’d make this comment, but the Democrats are handling Rush Limbaugh with brutal efficiency. For many years, Democrats have been terrified of the right wing sound machine. Show after show, pundit after pundit, all using the same talking points with devastating effect. But now, the worm has turned. The exact structure and group think that made the Republicans strong is being used against them. That’s what happens when you become arrogant extremists entirely outside the mainstream of America.

Let’s face it, Republicans would be nowhere near where they are now if it wasn’t for 9/11. Up until that day, Bush was looking like a very unpopular president. They used the attack to crush the voice of opposition and label the Democrats as wrong on everything. America went along with it. But the scary times are over, the ship is correcting and Republicans are about to go back into their sad, angry place. Who knew Rush Limbaugh would be the key?

Rush is the biggest symbol of the Republican Party. Unfortunately for them, he is a draft dodging, three-time divorced, drug addict, multi-millionaire. Oh, and he is also an extremist. Rush was the main driving force behind the delightful Sarah Palin VP pick. It was an epic choice that freaked America out. Yet, she was and is everything that the crazy right wing lunatics want in a leader. The Palin choice showed Democrats just how out of touch and crazy Limbaugh seems to the majority of Americans. And now they are on the attack.



There you go. This is a very smart move by the Democrats. They are going to paint Rush as the leader of the Republican Party and point out the horrible comments he makes, along with his dismal record as a human being. Obama already fired a shot.

President Obama warned Republicans on Capitol Hill today that they need to quit listening to radio king Rush Limbaugh if they want to get along with Democrats and the new administration.

"You can't just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done," he told top GOP leaders, whom he had invited to the White House to discuss his nearly $1 trillion stimulus package.



Individual lawmakers also went after Rush.

Alan Grayson, the outspoken member from Orlando, as usual, wasn't mincing words: "Rush Limbaugh is a has-been hypocrite loser, who craves attention. His right-wing lunacy sounds like Mikhail Gorbachev, extolling the virtues of communism. Limbaugh actually was more lucid when he was a drug addict. If America ever did 1% of what he wanted us to do, then we'd all need pain killers."



Last week, Democrats began airing radio ads using Rush’s own words as a wedge (Not hard to do).

“Every Republican member of the House chose to take Rush Limbaugh’s advice,” says the narrator after playing the conservative talk radio giant’s declaration that he hopes Obama “fails.”

“Every Republican voted with Limbaugh — and against creating 4 million new American jobs. We can understand why an extreme partisan like Rush Limbaugh wants President Obama’s Jobs program to fail — but the members of Congress elected to represent the citizens in their districts. That’s another matter. Now the Obama plan goes to the Senate, and the question is: Will our Senator"—here the ad is tailored by state to name George Voinovich in Ohio, Arlen Specter in Pennsylvania, and John Ensign in Nevada—"side with Rush Limbaugh too?”



Democrats are isolating the doughboy and forcing Republicans to make a choice: Stand beside him and die or let him whither alone. So far, they are choosing to stand beside him. And you really couldn’t attach yourself to a bigger anchor. He is a racist, he is a liar and worst of all – he is the biggest symbol of everything Obama is against: Partisanship. America pretty much chose Obama because he said he could get Republicans and Democrats to work together. The peeps want it to happen. And Rush is the ultimate symbol of the hateful, brutal nonsense that occurred over the past 20 years. He is the big bad.

Last Tuesday, GOP Congressman Phil Gingrey of Georgia, took the bait.

"I think that our leadership, Mitch McConnell and John Boehner, are taking the right approach,” Gingrey told Politico. “I mean, it’s easy if you’re Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh or even sometimes Newt Gingrich to stand back and throw bricks. You don’t have to try to do what’s best for your people and your party. You know you’re just on these talk shows and you’re living well and plus you stir up a bit of controversy and gin the base and that sort of that thing. But when it comes to true leadership, not that these people couldn’t be or wouldn’t be good leaders, they’re not in that position of John Boehner or Mitch McConnell."



He was, of course, being quite reasonable. But reasonable does not fly with those who now control the GOP. It took one entire day for Gingrey to get on his knees and beg forgiveness from his doughy overlord.

Because of the high volume of phone calls and correspondence received by my office since the Politico article ran, I wanted to take a moment to speak directly to grassroots conservatives. Let me assure you, I am one of you...

Regardless of what yesterday’s headline may have read, I never told Rush to back off. I regret and apologize for the fact that my comments have offended and upset my fellow conservatives -- that was not my intent….

Now more than ever, we need to articulate a clear conservative message that distinguishes our values and our approach from those of liberal Democrats who are seeking to move our nation in the wrong direction. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Newt Gingrich, and other conservative giants are the voices of the conservative movement’s conscience. Everyday, millions and millions of Americans -- myself included -- turn on their radios and televisions to listen to what they have to say, and we are inspired by their words and by their determination.



He also called Rush to apologize. It was pretty embarrassing.

This is a complete disaster for Republicans. Democrats will continue to point out, loudly, that Rush is an angry extremist and Republicans will continue to back him up. Republicans really have no answer for this assault. They will circle the wagons and back up Rush to their own detriment. The more they support him, the more extreme they seem. They have no system to fight this type of attack because their entire PR structure is built around no dissent, no infighting, and one voice. They are the Borg. And because of that, their own system is going to work against them.

It’s a death spiral. Watch it and enjoy.


FearTheReaper is a writer, actor and stand up comedian. Check back each Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday for more from FearTheReaper and read his blog, Stop All Monsters.


 

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Tigerwong

Tigerwong

Baltimore, MD
February 2005

FEB 03, 2009 07:58 AM

I just laughed like a supervillain after reading that. I don't do that very often.

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

FEB 03, 2009 08:09 AM

...their entire PR structure is built around no decent...


A most fitting spelling error, that. biggrin

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

FEB 03, 2009 08:14 AM

Does anybody else think that right now, with this economy, Idiot Limbaugh could be taken down with a grassroots boycott of any local business that buys advertising during his radio crapfest?

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

FEB 03, 2009 09:03 AM

Bill_the_Cat said:

...their entire PR structure is built around no decent...


A most fitting spelling error, that. biggrin



I was going to point out the same thing. Was "dissent" the word you wanted?

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

FEB 03, 2009 09:25 AM

Meh... just mentioning this fat fuck is giving him more attention than he deserves. Like Howard Stern, just another delusional douchebag who thinks the world and media revolve around him.

Reaver

Reaver

I'm lost
August 2003

FEB 03, 2009 09:46 AM

So the other day when I was watching CNN (on Showbiz Tonight of all fucking things) how all these people in Hollywood are waiting to cash in on their Obama Support!

Because you know George Clooney, John Cussack, John Voight and Company are so much more in touch with everyday people then Rush.

So Obama's comments make me shrug with a faint sadly amused smile.

Weatherpunk

Weatherpunk

Japan
June 2008

FEB 03, 2009 09:54 AM

I really hope that this signals a deep split in conservative politics. Modest conservative values do have a place in America, but the Republicans have been on the Bridge to Nowhere for a few decades now.

I work with several staunch Republicans who are still reeling from the election, though they are beginning to see the writing on the wall & slowly, cautiously looking at what Barack Obama wants to do instead of the knee-jerk instinct to just block him out. tongue I give them credit for that, at least, and will just let them slowly come around on their own completely.

It's hard being an Independent voter who works in/for government. It is still very much a George W. Bush "with us or against us" mentality in my little corner of the military.

Azadeth

Azadeth

Fairport, NY
August 2006

FEB 03, 2009 09:59 AM

Reaver said:
So the other day when I was watching CNN (on Showbiz Tonight of all fucking things) how all these people in Hollywood are waiting to cash in on their Obama Support!

Because you know George Clooney, John Cussack, John Voight and Company are so much more in touch with everyday people then Rush.

So Obama's comments make me shrug with a faint sadly amused smile.



If celebrities know less about politics than we do, at least they don't pretend to be political consultants who preach to America about how the country should be run.

LOOSECANNON

LOOSECANNON

Libertyville, IL
May 2005

FEB 03, 2009 10:07 AM

Azadeth said:

If celebrities know less about politics than we do, at least they don't pretend to be political consultants who preach to America about how the country should be run.



...like the rest of the people in government.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

FEB 03, 2009 10:10 AM

Reaver said:
So the other day when I was watching CNN (on Showbiz Tonight of all fucking things) how all these people in Hollywood are waiting to cash in on their Obama Support!

Because you know George Clooney, John Cussack, John Voight and Company are so much more in touch with everyday people then Rush.

So Obama's comments make me shrug with a faint sadly amused smile.



Irrelevant. George Clooney, etc do not claim to speak for any party, nor do they claim a "Voice of America" (Voice of London, anybody?) position of self-aggrandizing authority.

They're actors. Fat Fuck claims to actually have political cred.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

FEB 03, 2009 10:18 AM

Reaver said:
So the other day when I was watching CNN (on Showbiz Tonight of all fucking things) how all these people in Hollywood are waiting to cash in on their Obama Support!

Because you know George Clooney, John Cussack, John Voight and Company are so much more in touch with everyday people then Rush.

So Obama's comments make me shrug with a faint sadly amused smile.



Riiiiiiiiiight

John Cusack goes on CNN for three minutes. Rush Limbaugh is on the radio three hours every day talking this shit.

Also, Jon Voight supported Giuliani and then McCain/Palin.

Voight on Obama:

Sen. Barack Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers and Rev. Michael Pfleger. We cannot say we are not affected by teachers who are militant and angry. We know too well that we become like them, and Mr. Obama will run this country in their mindset.

The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way. It seems to me that if Mr. Obama wins the presidential election, then Messrs. Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers and Pfleger will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America.

...

If Mr. Obama had his way, he would have pulled our troops from Iraq years ago and initiated an unprecedented bloodbath, turning over that country to the barbarianism of our enemies. With what he has openly stated about his plans for our military, and his lack of understanding about the true nature of our enemies, there's not a cell in my body that can accept the idea that Mr. Obama can keep us safe from the terrorists around the world, and from Iran, which is making great strides toward getting the atomic bomb. And while a misleading portrait of Mr. Obama is being perpetrated by a media controlled by the Democrats, the Obama camp has sent out people to attack the greatness of Sen. John McCain, whose suffering and courage in a Hanoi prison camp is an American legend.

...

This is a perilous time, and more than ever, the world needs a united and strong America. If, God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

FEB 03, 2009 12:34 PM

He said he hopes Obama's economic plans fail. surreal
The last 8 years were FAIL.

And are they ever going to redevelop "the hole" confused

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

FEB 03, 2009 12:37 PM

Tallboy66 said:
He said he hopes Obama's economic plans fail. surreal
The last 8 years were FAIL.

And are they ever going to redevelop "the hole" confused



I'm pretty sure Limbaugh is "the hole".

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

FEB 03, 2009 12:52 PM

Reaver said:
Because you know George Clooney, John Cussack, John Voight and Company are so much more in touch with everyday people then Rush.


depends on what you mean by "in touch with". if you mean "cognizant on a visceral level of the struggles and issues facing the US's middle class" then yes, you're probably correct. but if you mean "intellectually aware of those struggles and issues, and desiring to help deal with them", which is a definition that i think is more important in the long run, then i'd say you're mistaken.

except for John Voight. considering that he called Obama the love child of Malcom X and Stalin, i think he's pretty out of touch in every sense of the term.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

FEB 03, 2009 02:09 PM

Coyotemike said:

Tallboy66 said:
He said he hopes Obama's economic plans fail. surreal
The last 8 years were FAIL.

And are they ever going to redevelop "the hole" confused



I'm pretty sure Limbaugh is "the hole".



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