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Obama is a two-faced liar. Aw-RIGHT!



Obama is a two-faced liar. Aw-RIGHT!

Republicans are right. President Barack Obama treated them like dirt, didn't give a damn what they thought about his stimulus package, loaded it with a bunch of programs that will last for years and will never leave the budget, is giving away money disguised as "tax refunds," and is sneaking in huge changes in policy, from schools to health care, using the pretext of an economic emergency.

Way to go, Mr. O! Mr. Down-and-Dirty Chicago pol. Street-fightin' man. Covering over his break-your-face power play with a "we're all post-partisan friends" BS.

And it's about time.

Frankly, I was worried about this guy. Obama's appointing Clinton-droids to the Cabinet, bloated incompetents like Larry Summers as "Economics Czar," made me fear for my country, that we'd gotten another Democrat who wished he were a Republican.

Then came Obama's money bomb. The House bill included $125 billion for schools (TRIPLING federal spending on education), expanding insurance coverage to the unemployed, making the most progressive change in the tax code in four decades by creating a $500 credit against social security payroll deductions, and so on.

It's as if Obama dug up Ronald Reagan's carcass and put a stake through The Gipper's anti-government heart. Aw-RIGHT!

About the only concession Obama threw to the right-wing trogs was to remove the subsidy for condoms, leaving hooker-happy GOP Senators, like David Vitter, to pay for their own protection. S'OK with me.

And here's the proof that Bam is The Man: Not one single Republican congressman voted for the bill. And that means that Obama didn't compromise, the way Clinton and Carter would have, to win the love of these condom-less jerks.

And we didn't need'm. Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!

Now I understand Obama's weird moves: dinner with those creepy conservative columnists, earnest meetings at the White House with the Republican leaders, a dramatic begging foray into Senate offices. Just as the Republicans say, it was all a fraud. Obama was pure Chicago, Boss Daley in a slim skin, putting his arms around his enemies, pretending to listen and care and compromise, then slowly, quietly, slipping in the knife. All while the media praises Obama's "post-partisanship." Heh heh heh.

Love it. Now we know why Obama picked that vindictive little viper Rahm Emanuel as staff chief: everyone visiting the Oval office will be greeted by the Windy City hit man who would hack up your grandma if you mess with the Godfather-in-Chief.

I don't know about you, but THIS is the change I've been waiting for.

Will it last?

We'll see if Obama caves in to more tax cuts to investment bankers. We'll see if he stops the sub-prime scum-bags from foreclosing on frightened families. We'll see if he stands up to the whining, gormless generals who don't know how to get our troops out of Iraq. (In SHIPS, you doofuses!)

Look, don't get your hopes up. But it may turn out the new President's...a Democrat!


Greg Palast's investigative reports for BBC and Rolling Stone can be seen at www.GregPalast.com. . Palast is the author of New York Times bestsellers The Best Democracy Money Can Buy and Armed Madhouse.

 

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RandomNerd

RandomNerd

I'm lost
January 2005

JAN 29, 2009 11:46 AM

Well, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. The GOP shouldn't be surprised they're being ignored, considering their treatment of the Democrats for the last 8 years.
I anticipate the blue dog democrats will screw this all up somehow.

MaitreSinge

MaitreSinge

Silver Spring, MD
June 2004

JAN 29, 2009 11:47 AM

Actually he did compromise: that's where the tax cuts came from, and the size of the bill has been pared down considerably. And now the Republicans managed to get influence over some of the content of the bill while still being innocent of its passage in the eyes of their supporters (who are presumably as right-wing as they are). It's the kind of move that will be lauded as clever if it works out for them, and fucking terrible otherwise. They're basically betting that a) the stimulus won't work and b) we'll still be in recession come 2010 so that they can say "see, we did our best to oppose all this spending, and look, they overrode us and it didn't even help!" It's also a push towards making Obama the W Bush of the democrats: just ignore the opposition to do what you think is right, thereby becoming a divisive unpopular figure. I don't think it'll work out for them, but since they apparently decided in advance that helping out doesn't pay sufficient political dividends, it's probably the best they could do for an opening move.

Oh, and to RandomNerd above me: they tried, but there weren't enough of them. You might be right in the senate, though...

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

JAN 29, 2009 01:34 PM

there were some compromises and guess what? the republicans still didn't vote for it, because they're not trying to solve problems at all, but looking to ruin obama to take back the power. i think it's fairly brilliant that he's done all this reaching out, so they are the ones who look like whiny obstructionists who take their toys and go home if they don't get their way.

rfantana

rfantana

Southern Pines, NC
August 2008

JAN 29, 2009 02:24 PM

fuck politicians! they do not have our country's best interest in mind. PERIOD! its a sick game

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

USA
January 2007

JAN 29, 2009 02:42 PM

Yep, 500 billion here, 700 billion there, woo hoo! Who cares where we get the money!

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 29, 2009 02:50 PM

the GOP certainly didn't care when it was handing out those tax cuts to the richest businesses in the world, nor when it dangled insanely low interest rates in front of the middle class in order to further inflate the corporate bottom line. basically, trickle-down economics fucked the country, and in order to fix it, we're going to have to deal with inflation for a while.

and the worst is yet to come. you think things are bad now, wait until the derivatives market crashes.

Homme

Homme

Los Angeles, CA
January 2009

JAN 29, 2009 02:57 PM

SergeantPsycho said:
Yep, 500 billion here, 700 billion there, woo hoo! Who cares where we get the money!



Weh, weh. After Republican initiatives like the Commodities Future Modernization Act helped exercerbate what would have been a mild housing bust in context of our current economic situation, Republicans should feel fortunate that Democrats are even listening.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JAN 29, 2009 02:58 PM

i forget who it was specifically, but there was one republican representative bitching about the increase in federal spending on education on fox news today. put a fork in the GOP.

Homme

Homme

Los Angeles, CA
January 2009

JAN 29, 2009 03:03 PM

MrCrisp said:
i forget who it was specifically, but there was one republican representative bitching about the increase in federal spending on education on fox news today. put a fork in the GOP.



Seriously. I keep hearing Republicans on the radio talking about how they have to become the "party of ideas" to rebuild a succesful party, but right now it sounds like the Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity Crybaby Hour. When the hell is a non-reactionary going to step up and take charge?

silversoul7

silversoul7

Portland, OR
January 2008

JAN 29, 2009 03:13 PM

Homme said:
When the hell is a non-reactionary going to step up and take charge?


Maybe in about 16 years(fingers crossed).

nicole_powers

nicole_powers

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JAN 29, 2009 03:19 PM

Finally a badass democrat in da house.

I'm pretty chuffed with the O-man right now. He's signed the Lilly Ledbetter Act as his first bill, which the women of America should see as a rather good sign.

Moving somewhat off-topic, someone's just posted a teaser and link to this column in the comunity section of Obama's blog.

It's 2 items up from a story on how our out-of-this-world President can Stop Global Warming with UFO Technology which cracked me up. Seems our badass leader is getting a little help from the greys LOL!

http://my.barackobama.com/page/community/members

Sevillus

Sevillus

New York, NY
May 2004

JAN 29, 2009 04:36 PM

greg palast needs to read a book before he writes another one. anything on history or ecomonics.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 29, 2009 05:10 PM

Sevillus said:
greg palast needs to read a book before he writes another one. anything on history or ecomonics.


your detailed, point-by-point disassembly of Palast's article has convinced me.

smithers_jones

smithers_jones

I'm lost
November 2003

JAN 29, 2009 05:31 PM

Sevillus said:
greg palast needs to read a book before he writes another one. anything on history or ecomonics.



I would like learn more about this ecomonics topic of which you speak.

Quella

Quella

USA
July 2008

JAN 29, 2009 06:00 PM

nicole_powers said:
Finally a badass democrat in da house.

I'm pretty chuffed with the O-man right now. He's signed the Lilly Ledbetter Act as his first bill, which the women of America should see as a rather good sign.

Moving somewhat off-topic, someone's just posted a teaser and link to this column in the comunity section of Obama's blog.

It's 2 items up from a story on how our out-of-this-world President can Stop Global Warming with UFO Technology which cracked me up. Seems our badass leader is getting a little help from the greys LOL!

http://my.barackobama.com/page/community/members



woah. eeek biggrin

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