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  • WEDNESDAY JANUARY 7 2009 12:00 PM

Israel vs. Hamas: Game On!

Well it's on again, the late twentieth century's favorite cage fight: Israel vs. the Arabs! It's always a classic match, no matter who is representing the Arabs. Recent performances by the Hezbollah in northern matches last summer were excellent –– producing spectacular TV footage and rave reviews from pundits and journalists all over the world. This summer we aren’t looking at the big time game that we had in Lebanon. No sir, the Gaza Strip is a far more pedestrian location, but don’t let Hamas fool you by their relatively poor first appearances. While they seem a simple home town team, without the big rockets that Hezbollah have –– let alone the heavy artillery and first world air force that Israel commonly deploy in these matches –– these boys have guts and determination to burn, backing from Syria and Iran, and a game plan so simple that Israel will find it very hard to beat: survival. Yes indeed, it is going to be a humdinger of a match that promises all the drama and spectacle that we have come to expect of the Middle East. Game On!

Now if as an introductory paragraph that seems somewhat sarcastic, or even insulting, then you need to think outside the square about what we are seeing in the Gaza Strip. Hateful corp-speech though that cliché might be, it is actually something that we don’t do very much.

Go through the numbers in your head. The first communal violence between Jewish settlers and Palestinians in what was then the British mandate of Palestine was in early 1920. The communal violence continued on a small scale until 1948 when we had the first real war. This was followed by another 3 major wars (1956, 1967 and 1973), a long term Israeli military intervention in Lebanon (1982-2000), dozens of skirmishes on the ground and in the air, some minor, some major, but seemingly constant, periods of resistance in the Occupied Territories (1987, 2000), and since the first one in 1952 more terrorist attacks than any one cares to remember.

I’m thirty eight and I can’t remember a time when Israel-Palestine wasn't a festering boil on the backside of the world. Every time the boil flares up again we get the articles complaining about who did what to whom in what order. We get the complaints that not enough effort has been put into diplomacy. We blame the USA, we blame Syria, we blame Iran, we blame Israel, we blame the PLO and Hamas, we blame Islam, we blame the Zionists, we blame, we blame, we blame and we blame. We blame because we want the pointless, never-ending violence to stop. We blame because we believe that all our politicians, diplomats, thinkers and soldiers should be able to find a way to stop this stupid, pointless violence. We have spent 60 years since the founding of Israel looking for a solution and not having found it we instead take comfort in sweeping generalizations that allow us to place the blame for our failure: Muslims are all corrupt, rabid terrorists who hate democracy, freedom and are dedicated to driving every last Jew into the sea; Israelis are all racist, rabid Zionists dedicated to driving every last Palestinian into exile and stealing their land.

Sure these two statements are extreme, but at their heart they are what our excuses amount to for the ongoing failure of all the peace talks, peace conferences, diplomatic missions etc. The only difference being whether you are pro-Israeli or pro-Palestinian, your bent generally determining who you blame. I’ve studied the conflict at university and have seen this attitude in the corridors of academia first hand. You see it every day in the newspapers and on TV, and I can't even begin to cover the range of diatribes –– foul and reasoned –– that fester on the internet.

Reasonable people, and we are the majority, find it an almost impossible situation to deal with. Both sides have good arguments, both sides have committed gross atrocities, both sides are mostly composed of good people who want quiet lives, both sides have monsters, and both sides seem to be unable to find a formula to allow them to live side by side.

With every serious diplomatic attempt at a solution –– most recently the 1993 Oslo Talks that culminated in the failed talks under President Clinton at Camp David in 2000 –– each side find good reasons to walk away. You may not agree with Arafat’s decision to abandon the 2000 talks –– the man was one unpleasant bastard –– but it is hard to fault his complaints about the right of return, the limits placed on the supposed Palestinian state or the geographic constraints Ehud Barak was insistent on. It is also hard to fault Israel’s concerns about terrorism, future security threats and the Palestinian right of return. It is also true that both sides could truthfully claim that the other side made too much out of their concerns. Possibly it is even true that one party or the other was deliberately looking to cause the talks to fail. There is always a good reason, always some truth amongst the lies and propaganda, always an excuse for the extremists on both sides to make sure everyone goes back to the fighting.

So here we are, after almost a century of violence, no further towards a solution; Israelis and Palestinians killing each other in job lots again –– the same tired arguments of moral equivalence and moral superiority being aired by the same tired protagonists and their cheer squads. Do I have a solution? Hell no, but I am getting tired of the constant belief that there is a solution. We have one country –– and a small country at that, about the size of New Jersey not counting the Occupied Territories –– and two peoples who claim that it is theirs. Maybe it is time we just accepted that there is no peaceful solution to be found? We can’t have Israel and Palestine –– we can have only one or the other –– so leave it to the historians to argue over whose fault it was and let them just fight it out once and for all.

What would this mean? Well it would mean hell on earth for the Palestinians as they would find themselves ethnically cleansed into Jordan. So bad for Jordan to then. How would the rest of the Arab world react? Not with direct violence –– Israel’s conventional military superiority would squash the rest of the Middle East like a bug –– however it would possibly see the overthrow of the Egyptian regime and possibly other pro-western governments in the region. It would likely see a new oil embargo, and in the present economic climate wouldn't that be a very bad thing? It would certainly see a huge upswing in Islamic terrorism worldwide and especially in Iraq and Afghanistan, which would be a very very bad thing for those poor bastards who are deployed there right now. A litany of other bad things that would ensue keep occurring to me like the flashbacks of a nightmare caused by a very bad acid trip.

Crap! So I have to care. I hate that. I hate having to care what these maniacs do to each other. I hate that I can’t do anything to stop them going at each other like the main event at the CFC. If the Israelis and Palestinians are caught in a cage fight, we are all tapped in there with them. If we can’t work out how to stop them fighting then we are going to continue to get splattered by the media coverage, by the political and emotional fallout and by all the maniacs on both sides, and in their cheer squads like Al Quada, Iran, and Neocons etc., who will keep trying to pull the rest of the world into the fighting.

There is no end. The end.

 

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SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JAN 11, 2009 02:57 PM

Dark_Templar said:

nicole_powers said:
In a recent BBC interview a former captain in the Israeli army says, "This kind of conflict could escalate to a world war."



This is true. Should this war escalate and "elements" from Lebanon, Syria, Eqypt unite with other Middle Eastern nations and together form an Anti-Isreali "front". Isreal may find that it may not have the sheer manpower and resources to continue a sustained campaign in Gaza. In the past Isreal was able to fight off invading forces, but the sheer volume of people who may flock to Gaza's banner could be staggering. In addition to this one must remeber that Isreal is the only Middle-eastern country besides Pakistan that has Nuclear Weapons.



Not seeing it happening. If it hasn't happened already, why would it happen now?

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 11, 2009 09:24 PM

if it happened, it wouldn't be because a bunch of other countries ganged up on Israel. they all know they'd get their shit stomped in if they tried, so they won't try. plus, a lot of them don't like each other very much; having a common enemy in Israel doesn't make them friends.

what could happen is, Israel might decide to directly attack one or more of their enemies and thereby scare the rest into banding together to fight back. that would get ugly.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JAN 12, 2009 03:35 PM

motorfirebox said:
if it happened, it wouldn't be because a bunch of other countries ganged up on Israel. they all know they'd get their shit stomped in if they tried, so they won't try. plus, a lot of them don't like each other very much; having a common enemy in Israel doesn't make them friends.

what could happen is, Israel might decide to directly attack one or more of their enemies and thereby scare the rest into banding together to fight back. that would get ugly.



I think Dark_Templar was talking about volunteers ("Arab Gazans", by analogy with the "Afghan Arabs" of the 1980s mujahideen in Afghanistan), rather than government forces.

xo_b_mac

xo_b_mac

Markham, ON
June 2007

JAN 18, 2009 09:35 AM

GO ISREAL!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JAN 18, 2009 09:42 AM

xo_b_mac said:
GO ISREAL!



Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

JAN 18, 2009 10:08 AM

Isreal? Where's that?

anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

JAN 18, 2009 10:39 AM

I'm a half-Jewish girl. My dad, who is the kind of Jew who eats bacon and goes to Temple only on the high holy days, has been a staunch supporter of Israel for decades. My immediate family's all super liberal and registered Democrats, but I've gotten into my fair share of arguments over the Palestinian plight with Daddy during my adolescence.

For years, he's been watching Israeli newscasts over satellite TV. No more. He's been crying and sick to his stomach over the iron fist Israel is using against Palestine, especially after the UN school attack.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 18, 2009 11:06 AM

poor guy. it's hard to see something you believe in turn sour.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

JAN 18, 2009 12:38 PM

Let's hope this week goes without a hitch.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 19, 2009 12:17 PM

it should. Israel wants to get this over with before their bestest buddy leaves office. anything short of an insanely deadly rocket barrage will probably be written off by Israel as "Hamas' last gasp" or something similar.

Dark_Templar

Dark_Templar

Auburn, CA
June 2004

JAN 20, 2009 01:56 AM



I think Dark_Templar was talking about volunteers ("Arab Gazans", by analogy with the "Afghan Arabs" of the 1980s mujahideen in Afghanistan), rather than government forces.




I was thinking more along the lines of "Afgan Arabs/ Resistence Fighters" planning a large attack(s) like the one in Mumbai and then having the situation snowball and eventually involve government forces. Terrorist currently have better training, funding and weapons than they have ever possessed in the past. I think it is only a matter of time before they try to "go big" and launch an attack that sets the stage for a much larger conflict.

Possible scenario (just to illustrate a point, its not concrete so feel free to comment on it.)

The types of weapons at their disposal are becoming increasingly deadly (IED's, Homemade missles, chemical bombs). My real fear is that a terrorist group may carry out a very large attack on Isreal, (well say Mustard Gas in a crowded Mall and couple of big bombs around it) and use say Lebanon (i.e. example only) to stage the attack. Isreal demands answers from Lebanon (were you a part of it, let us conduct an investigation). The tension is already high. Lebanon says "Fuck You Isreal" tensions rise like they are currently doing between India and Pakistan. Diplomatic channels are already exhausted from the Gaza incident. Isreal threatens to flex its muscle and begins to push the envelope. Lebanon then calls out for help from the International community who do nothing but tell Isreal to "stop it". Isreal launches several precision missle strikes at possible terrorist targets. Lebanon cries out to the Arab World that it is being crushed under the boot of the Zionist establishment. Collective protests in several Arab Nations force their governments into action. These countries band together and form an Arab Coalition to "rescue" Lebanon and Gaza. Along the way followers of Militant Islam begin to flock to their banner in record numbers for the Great Jihad against Ameica and the Jews. And everything turns into a clusterfuck.

I know it is not likely to happen, but I believe the Potential for it to happen is greater Now (ie issues with Gaza, Iraq, Afganistan, and the destabilizing pakistan) than it has been in the past.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAR 01, 2009 11:42 AM

i'm not one to say "i told you so", especially when i didn't tell you so. i was wrong: i thought that the Dec-Jan offensive in the Gaza Strip would severly impact Hamas' ability to conduct harrying rocket attacks on Israel for a year, possibly longer. as it turns out, it hasn't. by my count, there have been 79 mortars and rockets fired into Israel from Gaza in the month of February. that's a significant reduction from December, in which there were a combined 602 mortars and rockets fired into Israel from Gaza, but it's hardly the kind of decrease i'd want to see if i were in charge of dealing with Hamas.

Wendy

Wendy

SUICIDEGIRL

Israel

MAR 01, 2009 01:11 PM

Israel doesn't want to do anything right now to fuck up its chances of securing an agreement for the exchange of Gilad Shalit. With talks currently going on and (hopefully) wrapping up soon in Egypt, Israel doesn't want to do anything to mess it up. So that's basically why they aren't responding to the rockets. Hamas is basically shooting whatever it can right now, they know the Israeli government is too nervous about the shaky Shalit agreement to respond harshly right now.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAR 01, 2009 01:14 PM

it would be fantastic if Cpl Shalit could come home.

Joual

Joual

Israel
October 2005

MAR 06, 2009 02:39 PM

It's Staff Sergeant Shalit, and yes, it would be nice but I'm not holding my breath.

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