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- SUNDAY OCTOBER 5 2008 9:30 PM
The King Orders You To Vote!
Submitted by Louis_XIV
Edited by nicole_powers
Louis, by the grace of God, King of France and Navarre, to all US citizens, greeting from the year 1708:

You might wonder why I am writing this article - I, the Sun King, symbol of absolute royal power, and certainly anything but an advocate of democracy. But my position, as well as my long experience as a statesman, may give me a somewhat outside view of how you handle democracy in the States. And let me tell me you, youre doing it wrong. Not all of you, but one third of you US citizens.
Dont misunderstand me; Im not questioning democracy itself. Personally Im not a big fan of giving the power to the people, but thats not the question here. You wanted the power, you got it, and you are proud of it. You call it freedom, but please, those of you who are not sure whether you will vote on November 4, tell me one thing:
Did you really think that power comes without duty?
In my kingdom, all power is concentrated on my person. I didnt ask for it; I was born into this job. But I have the power, and with the power comes the duty to use it. And believe me, absolute power is hard work. All evening I sit at my desk reading documents, folders, reports, maps, history books, acts, letters, legislative proposals, and I make decisions sometimes hard decisions, difficult decisions, cruel decisions. Do you think revoking the Edict of Nantes was an easy decision? Do you think making France a European superpower was easy?
I often have to decide between a bad thing and another bad thing. Take the War of the Spanish Succession: In 1701, I had to choose between loosing Spain and going to war. I didnt like either of these options, but a decision had to be made. I decided to go to war. Was it a good decision? I dont know. But I had to decide.
Sometimes Im tired of making decisions. Sometimes I would like to abandon this job. But I cant. Its my duty, the duty God gave me, my duty for France. The duty that comes with power.
What do you think would happen if I neglected this duty? If I did nothing? There is no need to speculate over this question all you have to do is to open a French history book at a chapter on Louis XVI, my grand-grand-grand-grandson. He did nothing. He waited for history to happen without his intervention.
And history did happen it steamrolled him. You all know what begun in 1789: The French Revolution, the end of the monarchy and the prelude to the reign of terror of Robespierre. Whereas I personally regret the end of the Ancient Régime, I dont really feel bad about the fact that Louis XVI was beheaded he deserved it. The only thing I regret is that he wasnt beheaded in a slower, more painful way. When I meet him in afterlife, the first question I will ask him will be:
Did you really think that power comes without duty?
Of course, absolute monarchy is certainly not the only way to rule a country. Look at my kingdoms neighbour, the Holy Roman Empire what later will be known as Germany. Ever since the Peace of Westphalia, the Emperor has been bound to the decisions of the Council of Princes (Reichstag). Furthermore, he is not crowned by the grace of god, but elected by prince-electors. (At least in theory, as in fact the House of Habsburg has secured succession since the 15th century.) What would happen if a new Emperor needed to be elected if most of the prince-electors were too lazy to vote? It would be a mess. The Emperor would be elected by two or three random electors no, not exactly random electors, but the most fanatical or ambitious prince-electors. You can imagine what kind of Emperor they would elect. And the other prince-electors who didnt use their power to elect a wise and reasonable Emperor would then have to consider that same question:
Did you really think that power comes without duty?
In your time, prince-electors and Sun Kings are history. In many countries, the power is in the hands of the people in your hands. You asked for it, you got it, and you are proud of it. But what do you do with it? Use it and go vote? Or throw it away, stay on your chaise longue, drink chocolate and watch your television apparatus too see who is elected by some random people? Your opinion is not required for every political decision that would be a mess and Im sure you often are not happy with the decisions. But once in a while, on Election Day, you are asked for your opinion. Do you answer? Did you on last election?
In 2004, the voter turnout in the US was only 64%. That means, one out of three US Citizens was too lazy to vote! Seriously, people! Can you imagine one out of three prince electors not voting? Can you imagine me leaving one out of three decisions to random? Thats ridiculous! A state led by such lazy people would turn into a mess before long as France did in 1789.
If you dont give your opinion when you are asked for it, you cant blame politicians for not doing what you would like them to do later on. If I dont care who conducts the royal string orchestra, I cant complain about the music. If I dont care who's appointed court chef, I cant complain about the food. If I dont care who gets the Superintendent of Finance gig, I cant complain if the treasury is empty. Its the same with politics: If you dont care who rules your country, you cant complain if they do a bad job. In other words: Either you get your ass off the chaise longue, put your wig on and go vote or you shut up and dont complain about politics for the next four years!
If you wait for history to happen without your intervention, it may steamroll you and your family, as it steamrolled Louis XVI and his family and you wont have the right to complain, because it will be you who will not have stopped it. It will be your fault.
Maybe you dont like any of the candidates. Maybe its like losing Spain or starting a war. But a decision has to be made and there's no king to decide for you. The king is gone - you chased him off in 1776. Now its your turn to decide.
So its not only your right to vote its your duty. And dont complain! The whole voting thing wasnt my idea certainly not! It was yours. You asked for power. You got it. Now you have to live with it.
Did you really think that power comes without duty?
Given at Versailles in the month of October, in the year of grace 1708, and of our reign the sixty sixth.





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