Bush Piles Stupid on Stupid
THURSDAY AUGUST 21 2008 6:00 AM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.
TAGS: US, Missiles, Russia, Poland
George Bush provided the world with another example of his shocking stupidity yesterday, when the U.S. signed a deal to build a defensive missile base in Poland. The timing is nothing short of spectacular. How better to help solve the crisis in Georgia, than to sign a deal to put missiles on the border of Russia? I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
The Polish Prime Minister went as far as to say the situation in Georgia is why we are placing missiles in Poland.
However, the Polish defense minister made a clear connection.
"Above all, it seems that the Americans changed their opinion as a result of the situation in the Caucasus," Bogdan Klich told the Polish newspaper, Dziennik.
"In Washington's eyes, this conflict proved that Russia was not a stable partner for the States."
Please don’t pay attention to the country that has invaded TWO countries, only be upset by the country that has invaded ONE country. And never mind that we’ve been trying to place missiles in Poland for a couple of years. It’s the current Russian incursion into Georgia that is the reason. Please ignore all recorded history over the last couple of years.
A Bush administration plan to deploy a missile defense shield in Eastern Europe is drawing protests from Russia and from residents who oppose hosting foreign military bases and fear the facilities might make their countries targets for attack.
The proposed placement of about 10 interceptor missiles in Poland and a radar tracking station in the Czech Republic would pose a "clear threat" to Russia, Col. Gen. Vladimir Popovkin, chief of Russia's Space Forces, told reporters last week.
“Last week” being in January 2007. But, yeah, we’ll go with the fantasy that the U.S. wanted to get those missiles in there because of Russia invading Georgia. The Bush administration claims we need the missile base in Poland because of “rogue states,” like “Iran and North Korea.”
As we all know, when North Korea picks a fight with the U.S., they will attempt to launch rockets the long way around the globe. No fucking way does North Korea shoot missiles across the Pacific. They will go the long way, across Asia, Europe and the Atlantic. And no way does North Korea shoot missiles at South Korea, or Japan. Fuck no. They will probably shoot missiles across Russia and China to take out Belgium at some point. Everyone knows that.
Iran, of course, is going to bomb everyone and everything. They’re obviously going to launch missiles they don’t have at Europe. Oh, you didn’t know we’re provoking Russia to protect ourselves from missiles that don’t exist? Yeah. Kind of an awesome foreign policy plan, huh? The Pentagon claims the missile base will
"Protect our homeland ... and our friends and allies from ballistic missile attack.”
Totally. I mean, neither North Korea nor Iran have intercontinental ballistic missiles, so we should build a very provocative missile base on the border of Russian to stop those not real missiles. While we’re at it, we should also create a dragon defense system. I mean, if we’re going to protect ourselves from non-existent threats, lets go all the way. Build the fucking Dragon Shield, already.
Oh, and did I mention that we don’t actually have a defensive missile system? Right. We’ve been trying to build one since 1946, but it’s been a total waste of money. Actually, it’s been the biggest giveaway to the defense industry in our country’s history. Since Reagan kicked the program off big time, it’s only cost around 120 billion dollars. And the Pentagon is asking for 62 billion more. For nothing. It’s a complete joke. So, obviously we should really, really upset the Russians in order to protect ourselves and our allies from missiles that don’t exist by using a defense missile system that does not exist.
That works just fine for the defense industry. At this point, Poland should just change its name to Bait. The Russian response has been obvious and predictable to anyone who is not a moron.
Russian authorities informed the Norwegian Foreign Ministry on Wednesday that officials in Moscow were immediately halting, canceling or postponing all planned military cooperation with NATO's members.
Around 10 joint military exercises were planned involving Russian and NATO members through the end of this year.
Wow, I can’t believe it. And thank God that’s not the end of it.
Moscow is convinced the base is aimed at Russia's missile force.
"Poland, by deploying (the system) is exposing itself to a strike; 100 per cent," said General Anatoly Nogovitsyn, the deputy chief of staff of Russia's armed forces.
He added that Russia's military doctrine sanctions the use of nuclear weapons "against the allies of countries having nuclear weapons, if they in some way help them". General Nogovitsyn also said that would include elements of strategic deterrence systems.
President Dmitry Medvedev said the deal "absolutely, clearly demonstrates what we had said earlier: the deployment has the Russian Federation as its target.”
Shocking – if you are a tool.
Such comments "border on the bizarre, frankly," Rice told reporters in Warsaw. "The Russians are losing their credibility.”
Hey, look! A tool! Let me know when you accomplish just one thing that is good for the world, Condi. Thanks. And good luck with that “credibility” argument. Iraq (cough, cough). Seriously, though, you’re a war criminal, so you shouldn’t be tossing around the word “credibility.” It’s embarrassing.
Looks like the only winner in this mess is the defense industry. Who would have thought? And for anyone who wants to see how this turns out, read this book. I read it in the 8th grade. Obviously, no one in the Bush Administration has. Or even scarier, they have.
FearTheReaper is a writer, actor, stand up comic. You may read more of his drivel on his blog, Stop All Monsters.

















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