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Bush Piles Stupid on Stupid

THURSDAY AUGUST 21 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: US, Missiles, Russia, Poland

George Bush provided the world with another example of his shocking stupidity yesterday, when the U.S. signed a deal to build a defensive missile base in Poland. The timing is nothing short of spectacular. How better to help solve the crisis in Georgia, than to sign a deal to put missiles on the border of Russia? I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

The Polish Prime Minister went as far as to say the situation in Georgia is why we are placing missiles in Poland.


However, the Polish defense minister made a clear connection.

"Above all, it seems that the Americans changed their opinion as a result of the situation in the Caucasus," Bogdan Klich told the Polish newspaper, Dziennik.

"In Washington's eyes, this conflict proved that Russia was not a stable partner for the States."


Please don’t pay attention to the country that has invaded TWO countries, only be upset by the country that has invaded ONE country. And never mind that we’ve been trying to place missiles in Poland for a couple of years. It’s the current Russian incursion into Georgia that is the reason. Please ignore all recorded history over the last couple of years.


A Bush administration plan to deploy a missile defense shield in Eastern Europe is drawing protests from Russia and from residents who oppose hosting foreign military bases and fear the facilities might make their countries targets for attack.

The proposed placement of about 10 interceptor missiles in Poland and a radar tracking station in the Czech Republic would pose a "clear threat" to Russia, Col. Gen. Vladimir Popovkin, chief of Russia's Space Forces, told reporters last week.


“Last week” being in January 2007. But, yeah, we’ll go with the fantasy that the U.S. wanted to get those missiles in there because of Russia invading Georgia. The Bush administration claims we need the missile base in Poland because of “rogue states,” like “Iran and North Korea.”

As we all know, when North Korea picks a fight with the U.S., they will attempt to launch rockets the long way around the globe. No fucking way does North Korea shoot missiles across the Pacific. They will go the long way, across Asia, Europe and the Atlantic. And no way does North Korea shoot missiles at South Korea, or Japan. Fuck no. They will probably shoot missiles across Russia and China to take out Belgium at some point. Everyone knows that.

Iran, of course, is going to bomb everyone and everything. They’re obviously going to launch missiles they don’t have at Europe. Oh, you didn’t know we’re provoking Russia to protect ourselves from missiles that don’t exist? Yeah. Kind of an awesome foreign policy plan, huh? The Pentagon claims the missile base will


"Protect our homeland ... and our friends and allies from ballistic missile attack.”


Totally. I mean, neither North Korea nor Iran have intercontinental ballistic missiles, so we should build a very provocative missile base on the border of Russian to stop those not real missiles. While we’re at it, we should also create a dragon defense system. I mean, if we’re going to protect ourselves from non-existent threats, lets go all the way. Build the fucking Dragon Shield, already.

Oh, and did I mention that we don’t actually have a defensive missile system? Right. We’ve been trying to build one since 1946, but it’s been a total waste of money. Actually, it’s been the biggest giveaway to the defense industry in our country’s history. Since Reagan kicked the program off big time, it’s only cost around 120 billion dollars. And the Pentagon is asking for 62 billion more. For nothing. It’s a complete joke. So, obviously we should really, really upset the Russians in order to protect ourselves and our allies from missiles that don’t exist by using a defense missile system that does not exist.

That works just fine for the defense industry. At this point, Poland should just change its name to Bait. The Russian response has been obvious and predictable to anyone who is not a moron.


Russian authorities informed the Norwegian Foreign Ministry on Wednesday that officials in Moscow were immediately halting, canceling or postponing all planned military cooperation with NATO's members.

Around 10 joint military exercises were planned involving Russian and NATO members through the end of this year.


Wow, I can’t believe it. And thank God that’s not the end of it.


Moscow is convinced the base is aimed at Russia's missile force.

"Poland, by deploying (the system) is exposing itself to a strike; 100 per cent," said General Anatoly Nogovitsyn, the deputy chief of staff of Russia's armed forces.

He added that Russia's military doctrine sanctions the use of nuclear weapons "against the allies of countries having nuclear weapons, if they in some way help them". General Nogovitsyn also said that would include elements of strategic deterrence systems.

President Dmitry Medvedev said the deal "absolutely, clearly demonstrates what we had said earlier: the deployment has the Russian Federation as its target.”


Shocking – if you are a tool.


Such comments "border on the bizarre, frankly," Rice told reporters in Warsaw. "The Russians are losing their credibility.”


Hey, look! A tool! Let me know when you accomplish just one thing that is good for the world, Condi. Thanks. And good luck with that “credibility” argument. Iraq (cough, cough). Seriously, though, you’re a war criminal, so you shouldn’t be tossing around the word “credibility.” It’s embarrassing.

Looks like the only winner in this mess is the defense industry. Who would have thought? And for anyone who wants to see how this turns out, read this book. I read it in the 8th grade. Obviously, no one in the Bush Administration has. Or even scarier, they have.

FearTheReaper is a writer, actor, stand up comic. You may read more of his drivel on his blog, Stop All Monsters.

 

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commonman

commonman

Baltimore, MD
August 2003

AUG 21, 2008 07:19 AM

Tigerwong

Tigerwong

Baltimore, MD
February 2005

AUG 21, 2008 07:24 AM

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! It's the return of the Cold War!

Does this means we've gone back in time to the eighties and i can get all those G1 Transformers, GI Joe, and other toys i wanted for cheap?

Cuz seriously, that would be the only silver lining to this.

skull

wyvern819962

wyvern819962

United Kingdom
April 2008

AUG 21, 2008 07:48 AM

You can check out the US Missile Defense presentation here.

whatever Compare the proposed solution (including Poland/Baltic system) on page 31 against the apparent problem (Iran) on page 7.

This is so screwed. They think we're so stupid, like we wouldn't notice how largely ineffective this is going to be. Bloody hell Poland! Why Poland? Which of course is exactly what the Russians are asking.

Ah yes, then there is the point about these missiles being "kinetic" weapons. That is: no warheads. Yes folks, that is one hell of a 4th of July show.

pomfelo

pomfelo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

AUG 21, 2008 08:04 AM

Wow, I guess Bush figured that since he has just a little over 151 days in office, he's going to have to skip right over the cold and just get the shooting started.

Did I read that right? This phony, broken defense system comprises of 10 missiles? It's a good thing the Russian military only has ten missiles.

Chriztian

Chriztian

Tallahassee, FL
September 2004

AUG 21, 2008 08:32 AM

Yeah, I was wondering exactly how 10 missiles are going to be a deterrent. At that point you just launch 20 and call it a day.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

AUG 21, 2008 08:40 AM

Chriztian said:
Yeah, I was wondering exactly how 10 missiles are going to be a deterrent. At that point you just launch 20 and call it a day.



Maybe they're special missiles.

With lasers.

Sinlover

Sinlover

Daytona Beach, FL
January 2006

AUG 21, 2008 09:22 AM

Wait..............so are you saying that dragons don't exist?
frown

JekyllAndHyde

JekyllAndHyde

Nottingham, MD
April 2005

AUG 21, 2008 09:24 AM

For some reason this makes me more uneasy than I feel like it should. I mean, this feels like it could be one of those major moments that determines which direction things will go. Either this is all just bluster from Russia, and they really won't do anything and likely never will, or we really have pushed them too far. I'm not really nervous, but I'm not blindly assuming there will be no consequences for this, either.

W's stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Can we have Eisenhower back? How about Zombie Kennedy? I could go for a zombie president right now; it couldn't be much worse than what we already have.

Bev_Antain

Bev_Antain

Italy
February 2004

AUG 21, 2008 12:06 PM

Besides the total stupidity of this whole thing, being the aforementioned problems like North Korea shooting from the Pacific or Iran not having the weapons (or not having so many and sophisticated ones) this is biggest step backwards in history. Not only mr Vladimir "KGB Man" Putin will finally have a reason to back his "everybody hates us so let's get ready to kick their ass" policies and achieve the control of his Soviet predecessors, but also the USA will have the big villain they missed so much in the last few years. After all, despite the horror of 9/11, not all americans where that stupid to give away their freedom because of the threat of some third world country that had a lucky shot (I don't care if there was a conspiracy or Murphy and his laws where chilling in Hawaii that day), but bringing out the wrath of good ol' big Russia will probably spark enough patriotic fire to let any internal witch hunt or strategicaly influential external coup d'etat go unpunished or, even worse, justified.
But since I feel like a selfish prick now I would also point out that what pisses me off the most is that I live in europe and most likely, after almost 20 years, we'll become the potential battleground between those two big boys...and that sucks a whole lot. After all where are the residues of those threatening nuclear missiles going to fall?

darkdragon544

darkdragon544

Sunnyside, NY
October 2006

AUG 21, 2008 01:39 PM

Alright I'll be the first person to acknowledge the udder stupidity of Bush, we have all accepted it, long ago, and i feel most have made peace. But what frustrates me is that whenever he's mentioned and does another idiotic thing everyone goes blog crazy and rips him apart as if this was 2001, get over it, i mean have you forgotten who our president is? Now this doesn't mean that i feel that we should let him off the hook for shit like this but, i just wish everyone would stop acting so suprised ? Come on after 7 years i feel like we should stop trying to dice apart his outlandish actions and just laugh at the impending doom George W. Bush has brought upon the world. And hope that one of these two can put shit back in order.

MessyJesse

MessyJesse

Roanoke, VA
February 2008

AUG 21, 2008 01:48 PM

darkdragon544 said:
Alright I'll be the first person to acknowledge the udder stupidity of Bush, we have all accepted it, long ago, and i feel most have made peace. But what frustrates me is that whenever he's mentioned and does another idiotic thing everyone goes blog crazy and rips him apart as if this was 2001, get over it, i mean have you forgotten who our president is? Now this doesn't mean that i feel that we should let him off the hook for shit like this but, i just wish everyone would stop acting so suprised ? Come on after 7 years i feel like we should stop trying to dice apart his outlandish actions and just laugh at the impending doom George W. Bush has brought upon the world. And hope that one of these two can put shit back in order.



So the answer is apathy? I beg to differ...

MessyJesse

MessyJesse

Roanoke, VA
February 2008

AUG 21, 2008 01:57 PM

This move was nothing but another push for worldwide American hegemony. Bush and Co. see nations like Russia and China growing in strength (economically and militarily) and he is using NATO and Poland as a veil to push US dominance in the region. My question is: how would the Bush administration feel if Russia began cuddling up to Cuba or even Mexico with the possibility of installing a missile "deterrance" site? My guess is that they would likely freak out and argue that Russia is doing nothing but trying to push its agenda into the Western world and concurrently pose a threat to innocent Americans. Sort of hypocritical, don't you think?

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

Hampton, VA
January 2007

AUG 21, 2008 03:09 PM

I'm not sure the comparison to the Cuban missle crisis is a good one. The missles placed in Cuba in 1962 where armed with nuclear warheads, while the missle systems in Poland are missle interceptors, which are designed to destroy other missles.

More over, I'm not sure why people think Poland doesn't have a right to defend itself and it's neighbors from Nuclear attack.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

AUG 21, 2008 03:10 PM

SergeantPsycho said:
I'm not sure the comparison to the Cuban missle crisis is a good one. The missles placed in Cuba in 1962 where armed with nuclear warheads, while the missle systems in Poland are missle interceptors, which are designed to destroy other missles.

More over, I'm not sure why people think Poland doesn't have a right to defend itself and it's neighbors from Nuclear attack.



The missiles wouldn't be under Polish control, would they? They would be American staffed.

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

Hampton, VA
January 2007

AUG 21, 2008 03:17 PM

coyotemike said:

SergeantPsycho said:
I'm not sure the comparison to the Cuban missle crisis is a good one. The missles placed in Cuba in 1962 where armed with nuclear warheads, while the missle systems in Poland are missle interceptors, which are designed to destroy other missles.

More over, I'm not sure why people think Poland doesn't have a right to defend itself and it's neighbors from Nuclear attack.



The missiles wouldn't be under Polish control, would they? They would be American staffed.



That's true, but the missles would be protecting Poland, and it's their call. Really, they'd be protecting us too, because the best time to shoot down an ICBM is shortly after it's initial launch, while it's still accelerating and hasn't achieved maximum velocity.

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