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Filthy Rich Socialism

THURSDAY JULY 24 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Socialism, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Bear Sterns

Smell that? It's a giant pile of bullshit called the free market falling from the sky. Socialism is constantly warned against and the free market held up as a great God. The free market will solve all it's problems until the rich fuck up because of their routinely unpunished greed. Then we get what we are now witnessing: Socialism for the rich. Welcome to it. It's America.

Yesterday, Congress passed a bill to bail out our largest mortgage holders, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Turns out Freddie and Fannie sort of made a whole lot of shitty loans to people who couldn't afford them, and like any good capitalist, they asked for and received a kick ass amount of cash from Uncle Sam. All in a shitty days work. The people who run Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and Bear Sterns are now the leading Socialists in our country. Hail their courage and prepare for those on their heels: Washington Mutual and Wachovia.


A federal rescue of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac could cost taxpayers $25 billion, congressional budget experts said Tuesday, as lawmakers put finishing touches on legislation that would tap the troubled mortgage giants' profits to help save homeowners from foreclosure.

The Congressional Budget Office has said that Fannie and Freddie stand a "better than 50% chance" of weathering the housing crisis without a government rescue but that the bailout could cost $25 billion.


And what are we, the American people, getting in return? Turns out nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch. You know who does get something? Richard Syron. Who's he? He's the dude running Freddie Mac who is getting paid for doing an awesome job.


Freddie Mac Chairman and Chief Executive Richard Syron pocketed nearly $19.8 million in compensation last year, according to a Securities and Exchange Commission filing Friday, even though the mortgage company's stock lost half its value in 2007.

If Syron stays at the helm of Freddie Mac through the end of next year, he will receive nearly $20 million in stock awards if the board says he has met certain goals. This year, he is guaranteed to get $8.8 million in stock grants regardless of performance.


Fannie Mae's chief executive and president, Daniel Mudd, last year received total compensation valued at $12.2 million, including a $2.2-million bonus.


It's hard being total losers and they should be compensated. Look, when companies give their CEOs shitloads of cash, that's their problem. Stockholders need to rise up and take care of it. It's their house and they need to clean it. But when a corporation turns into such a giant pile of shit that they need the government to save their ass, it's a different story. Syron shouldn't make a dollar more than the highest paid civil servant, because that's what he became today. Actually, Syron and Dodd shouldn't have a job. They should be fired and forced to return their massive 2007 salaries. All management of these two companies should be fired.

And we should be getting a sweet piece of both those companies. That's normally what happens when one gives a corporation an enormous amount of cash. The government should receive a percentage of stock and then compensation when Freddie and Fannie start making money again. Why the fuck should we give these financial idiots money if we aren't going to see a return? Or we should let them fail.

This is pretty simple; a bunch of rich assholes made bad decisions and took on risky mortgages and now taxpayers are bailing them out. It's called not punishing someone for doing something wrong. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are basically Paris Hilton at this point. I understand the need to bail them out. I don't understand not taking anything in return -- or punishing the guilty parties.


What's going on here is that we're in uncharted territory, a world where the Fed and the Treasury are making up the rules as they go along, where accountability is being ignored and a world where the government bails out Bear Stearns and its creditors rather than letting those who have been reckless learn a lesson for the next time


They did just learn a lesson: Do whatever you want, it's all good.

Of course, the right wing machine is going into overdrive, explaining that Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are the product of too much regulation. They just conveniently leave out Bear Sterns massive bailout. So, when you hear some right wing asshole claiming the reason for Freddie Mac and Fannie May's problems are regulation, just use two words: Bear Sterns. Free market, my ass.



FearTheReaper is a writer, comic and actor. You may read more of his naughtiness on his blog, Stop All Monsters.

 

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SnowgodCCR

SnowgodCCR

Derry, NH
November 2006

JUL 24, 2008 07:05 AM

This whole thing sucks the worst for us hard working folk who pay our bills on time 95% of the time and don't carry more debt than we can afford, but may have missed one payment one time 5 years ago, because the banks and lenders see that I missed a payment and kick my ass because of it. The whole thing is ridiculous and shouldn't be allowed to happen. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac should be allowed to fail, because that 's what they did to themselves. Personal Responsibility for the win. I wonder how much I'm going to have to pay in taxes now...

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

JUL 24, 2008 07:11 AM

Heard an interesting statistic on NPR yesterday:

95% of all Americans, who are paying such things, pay their rent or mortgage payment on time and in full every month.

So 95% of us are not affected by bad mortgages.

The same cannot be said for who is shelling out to Fannie and Freddie.

NPR tried to explain it all, and how it isn't that we are simply giving them a lump sum, but instead the government is extending them a huge-ass line of credit, and how there are certain stipulations that any homeowner who makes a profit from selling a house that had their mortgage paymets reduced would have to give that profit to the government, but I'm not sure I understood all that.

Ff

Ff

I'm lost
August 2006

JUL 24, 2008 11:11 AM

Thanks FTR, for explaining to us all why the free market concept is bullshit and more government involvement in the economy is the answer to our problems. surreal

alaric

alaric

I'm lost
June 2005

JUL 24, 2008 11:15 AM

Good work but the greatest recipients of corporate welfare in america will forever be defense contractors and the exploiters (like oil companies) that benefit from the war.

The private banks that run the fed are also pretty good candidates for top US corporate socialist.

USD1

USD1

Hilo, HI
January 2004

JUL 24, 2008 11:24 AM

I'm not an expert on this, but aren't banks federally insured, so that when they do fail they are supposed to get all this money from the government?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

JUL 24, 2008 11:31 AM

USD1 said:
I'm not an expert on this, but aren't banks federally insured, so that when they do fail they are supposed to get all this money from the government?



I think (and I can admit to being wrong if I am) you are thinking of FDIC, which insures individual accounts up to $100,000. Which is fine if you have that much or less, but if you have more and your bank fails, you lose everything above that level.

As for insuring mortgage and investment bankers . . . I have no idea.

Plain_Tiger

Plain_Tiger

Portugal
June 2003

JUL 24, 2008 12:45 PM

I don´t think I understood this correctly. Your government is bailing out those two banks but without nationalizing them in the process?
Are you really giving them money for free?

EL SUICIDO LOCO

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

JUL 24, 2008 12:51 PM

Plain_Tiger said:
I don´t think I understood this correctly. Your government is bailing out those two banks but without nationalizing them in the process?
Are you really giving them money for free?

EL SUICIDO LOCO



I think they are semi-government agencies . . . sort of.

erratic_prophet

erratic_prophet

San Diego, CA
December 2006

JUL 24, 2008 01:38 PM

Plain_Tiger said:
I donÃ%u201A´t think I understood this correctly. Your government is bailing out those two banks but without nationalizing them in the process?
Are you really giving them money for free?

EL SUICIDO LOCO



It's okay, we don't really understand either.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Sag Harbor, NY
November 2003

JUL 24, 2008 05:13 PM

coyotemike said:

USD1 said:
I'm not an expert on this, but aren't banks federally insured, so that when they do fail they are supposed to get all this money from the government?



I think (and I can admit to being wrong if I am) you are thinking of FDIC, which insures individual accounts up to $100,000. Which is fine if you have that much or less, but if you have more and your bank fails, you lose everything above that level.

As for insuring mortgage and investment bankers . . . I have no idea.



It's slightly more complicated than that. It is possible to get more than the $100,000. I think exactly it works out is that it is figured on a bank by bank basis when its remaining assets are sold off. Something along those lines anyway, they were talking about it on NPR the other day.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JUL 24, 2008 06:03 PM

I'm not clear why FTR thinks that any of this is socialism.

smithers_jones

smithers_jones

Los Angeles, CA
November 2003

JUL 24, 2008 06:08 PM

SockPuppet said:
I'm not clear why FTR thinks that any of this is socialism.


The government bailout of their bad business decisions essentially insulates them from "market discipline."

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

Hampton, VA
January 2007

JUL 24, 2008 06:33 PM

SnowgodCCR said:
This whole thing sucks the worst for us hard working folk who pay our bills on time 95% of the time and don't carry more debt than we can afford, but may have missed one payment one time 5 years ago, because the banks and lenders see that I missed a payment and kick my ass because of it. The whole thing is ridiculous and shouldn't be allowed to happen. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac should be allowed to fail, because that 's what they did to themselves. Personal Responsibility for the win. I wonder how much I'm going to have to pay in taxes now...



I concur. The goverment bail out of Fannie and Freddie is more a Big Goverment problem though, then a Free Market one. If Fannie and Freedie collapse, a more competent organization will have an oppurtunity to take their places.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JUL 24, 2008 06:54 PM

smithers_jones said:

SockPuppet said:
I'm not clear why FTR thinks that any of this is socialism.


The government bailout of their bad business decisions essentially insulates them from "market discipline."



Ah, OK; thank you; FTR chooses not to distinguish between "interventionism", "corporate capitalism" and "socialism". That's going to improve the quality of discourse here no end. whatever skull

RedBstrd

RedBstrd

Pomona, CA
April 2004

JUL 24, 2008 06:57 PM

SockPuppet said:
I'm not clear why FTR thinks that any of this is socialism.



He's commenting on the role of the word "socialism" in American political dialogue. Conservatives often throw the word "socialism" at any liberal policy that includes any sort of financial assistance or government management for the benefit of the disadvantaged. To them, any part of the welfare state is pure socialism.

FTR is mocking them by showing the hypocrisy of the accusation (and the arbitrariness of the label).

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