Filthy Rich Socialism
THURSDAY JULY 24 2008 6:00 AM
Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.
TAGS: Socialism, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Bear Sterns
Smell that? It's a giant pile of bullshit called the free market falling from the sky. Socialism is constantly warned against and the free market held up as a great God. The free market will solve all it's problems until the rich fuck up because of their routinely unpunished greed. Then we get what we are now witnessing: Socialism for the rich. Welcome to it. It's America.
Yesterday, Congress passed a bill to bail out our largest mortgage holders, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Turns out Freddie and Fannie sort of made a whole lot of shitty loans to people who couldn't afford them, and like any good capitalist, they asked for and received a kick ass amount of cash from Uncle Sam. All in a shitty days work. The people who run Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and Bear Sterns are now the leading Socialists in our country. Hail their courage and prepare for those on their heels: Washington Mutual and Wachovia.
A federal rescue of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac could cost taxpayers $25 billion, congressional budget experts said Tuesday, as lawmakers put finishing touches on legislation that would tap the troubled mortgage giants' profits to help save homeowners from foreclosure.
The Congressional Budget Office has said that Fannie and Freddie stand a "better than 50% chance" of weathering the housing crisis without a government rescue but that the bailout could cost $25 billion.
And what are we, the American people, getting in return? Turns out nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch. You know who does get something? Richard Syron. Who's he? He's the dude running Freddie Mac who is getting paid for doing an awesome job.
Freddie Mac Chairman and Chief Executive Richard Syron pocketed nearly $19.8 million in compensation last year, according to a Securities and Exchange Commission filing Friday, even though the mortgage company's stock lost half its value in 2007.
If Syron stays at the helm of Freddie Mac through the end of next year, he will receive nearly $20 million in stock awards if the board says he has met certain goals. This year, he is guaranteed to get $8.8 million in stock grants regardless of performance.
Fannie Mae's chief executive and president, Daniel Mudd, last year received total compensation valued at $12.2 million, including a $2.2-million bonus.
It's hard being total losers and they should be compensated. Look, when companies give their CEOs shitloads of cash, that's their problem. Stockholders need to rise up and take care of it. It's their house and they need to clean it. But when a corporation turns into such a giant pile of shit that they need the government to save their ass, it's a different story. Syron shouldn't make a dollar more than the highest paid civil servant, because that's what he became today. Actually, Syron and Dodd shouldn't have a job. They should be fired and forced to return their massive 2007 salaries. All management of these two companies should be fired.
And we should be getting a sweet piece of both those companies. That's normally what happens when one gives a corporation an enormous amount of cash. The government should receive a percentage of stock and then compensation when Freddie and Fannie start making money again. Why the fuck should we give these financial idiots money if we aren't going to see a return? Or we should let them fail.
This is pretty simple; a bunch of rich assholes made bad decisions and took on risky mortgages and now taxpayers are bailing them out. It's called not punishing someone for doing something wrong. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are basically Paris Hilton at this point. I understand the need to bail them out. I don't understand not taking anything in return -- or punishing the guilty parties.
What's going on here is that we're in uncharted territory, a world where the Fed and the Treasury are making up the rules as they go along, where accountability is being ignored and a world where the government bails out Bear Stearns and its creditors rather than letting those who have been reckless learn a lesson for the next time
They did just learn a lesson: Do whatever you want, it's all good.
Of course, the right wing machine is going into overdrive, explaining that Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are the product of too much regulation. They just conveniently leave out Bear Sterns massive bailout. So, when you hear some right wing asshole claiming the reason for Freddie Mac and Fannie May's problems are regulation, just use two words: Bear Sterns. Free market, my ass.
FearTheReaper is a writer, comic and actor. You may read more of his naughtiness on his blog, Stop All Monsters.

















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