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Jimmy Fucking Carter

TUESDAY JULY 22 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

TAGS: Gas crisis, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan

Now that we are in the middle of an energy disaster brought on by years of idiotic energy policy that were begun under the Grand Retard, Ronald Reagan, let’s take a look at what Jimmy Carter wanted to do. We didn’t do much of it, because Carter told Americans the truth and we cried like fucking babies and continued to shit our pants. If we had listened to Carter, we’d be toilet trained by now. Instead, we are living in the most horribly shit-in diapers of all time. And it’s pretty much all the fault of the right wing.

Carter delivered an energy speech on July 15, 1979. At the time, things were not looking good. The U.S. was being hit by record high energy prices, severe energy shortages, and a recession. (Sound familiar?) People were pissed at Carter, causing his approval ratings to plummet to Bush-like depths. Imagine that. A president as unpopular as Bush. So, Carter gave a speech, during which he asked the American people to adapt to the energy crisis, its limits and to change our ways.

Carter said, "Human identity is no longer defined by what one does but by what one owns." He was right, of course. But Carter didn’t have the ability to convince his fellow lawmakers to make the tough choices. He was labeled a “pessimist.” Naturally, for every pessimist, there is an optimist. In this case, it was Ronald Reagan. Reagan blew hot wind up America’s ass and we went right back to our destructive ways. Reagan was a pretty fucking stupid human being. As matter of fact, he was shockingly stupid. Had we listened to Carter and accepted a bit of personal responsibility, we might not be driving rapidly toward a cliff today.

The problems Carter identified in his speech were our dependence on oil and the connection among consumption, energy use, and environmental change. Sound familiar?

Here are some highlights from Jimmy Carter’s “Crisis of Confidence” Speech.


CARTER: Point one: I am tonight setting a clear goal for the energy policy of the United States. Beginning this moment, this nation will never use more foreign oil than we did in 1977 -- never...


And no. Not only will we, but we’ll use more and more and more. Jimmy didn’t really foresee the right wing jerk off transportation vessel called The Hummer and the murder of alternative energy.


Point two: To ensure that we meet these targets, I will use my presidential authority to set import quotas...


Good luck with that.


Point three: To give us energy security, I am asking for the most massive peacetime commitment of funds and resources in our nation's history to develop America's own alternative sources of fuel...

I will soon submit legislation to Congress calling for the creation of this nation's first solar bank, which will help us achieve the crucial goal of 20 percent of our energy coming from solar power by the year 2000.

These efforts will cost money, a lot of money, and that is why Congress must enact the windfall profits tax without delay...


Could you imagine if we had the intelligence to follow through with this? Twenty-percent solar? We’d be a tad better off. Carter was saying we needed the largest “peacetime commitment of funds” because our path would obviously lead to wars. And it has. And it will lead to more, and eventually a world war.


Point four: I'm asking Congress to mandate, to require as a matter of law, that our nation's utility companies cut their massive use of oil by 50 percent within the next decade and switch to other fuels, especially coal, our most abundant energy source...


Uh. Okay. Not so great. Coal’s a bit of a bummer. But it is preferable to being controlled by OPEC and having to take over countries like Iraq and Afghanistan in order to keep our gluttonous habits going. Carter was actually successful with this one. He reduced the percentage of oil used in our electricity production from 20% to 3%. He also expanded the Clean Air Act to combat the effects of coal power generation.


Point five: To make absolutely certain that nothing stands in the way of achieving these goals, I will urge Congress to create an energy mobilization board which, like the War Production Board in World War II, will have the responsibility and authority to cut through the red tape, the delays, and the endless roadblocks to completing key energy projects.

We will protect our environment. But when this Nation critically needs a refinery or a pipeline, we will build it.


Anyone want to guess when the last refinery was built in the U.S.? Try 32 years. That's the free market kicking ass and taking numbers. Although, South Dakota is now threatening to build one. That would be 1 in 32 years.


Point six: I'm proposing a bold conservation program to involve every state, county, and city and every average American in our energy battle. This effort will permit you to build conservation into your homes and your lives at a cost you can afford.


No fucking shit. This is the point where I want to dig up guys like Reagan, just to shit on their head. Personal fucking responsibility is the great enemy of right-wingers. Reagan killed all the tax credits that would have allowed people to "build conservation into their homes."


To further conserve energy, I'm proposing tonight an extra $10 billion over the next decade to strengthen our public transportation systems...


Whoa! Public transportation! Now close your eyes and imagine every city with a working subway system, or rail line. Mmmm. Carter. Jimmy also pushed for fuel economy standards in cars to reduce oil consumption. Republicans fought back. And they created tax rebates for giant SUVs and Hummers.


Our nation must be fair to the poorest among us, so we will increase aid to needy Americans to cope with rising energy prices. We often think of conservation only in terms of sacrifice. In fact, it is the most painless and immediate way of rebuilding our nation's strength. Every gallon of oil each one of us saves is a new form of production. It gives us more freedom, more confidence, that much more control over our own lives...


No shit. But that’s not the Republican way. The Republican way is to get more money into the pockets of oil companies. Every step outlined above takes money away from the oil boys. So, when Reagan took over, he slowly eliminated anything that would have led us away from a path of energy independence.

Instead of confronting the problem head on, Reagan chose to mock Carter. He went after the president, claiming he blamed the American people for the energy crisis – because Carter had the gall to ask Americans to sacrifice and conserve. It was, quite simply, a moron vs. a thinking man.


[President Carter] has blamed the people for inflation, OPEC, he has blamed the Federal Reserve system, he has blamed the lack of productivity of the American people, he has then accused the people of living too well and that we must share in scarcity, we must sacrifice and get used to doing with less.


I'm not so sure that it means steadily higher fuel costs, but I do believe that this nation has been portrayed for too long a time to the people as being energy-poor when it is energy-rich. . . I just happen to believe that free enterprise can do a better job of producing the things that people need than government can.


And that has been the right wing stance ever since. Conservatives have no ability to comprehend complex answers to the energy challenges we face. It’s like trying to talk to a cat about math. So, when you hear a Republican telling us how we should drill off the coast of our country, please urinate on their face. Because drilling was their answer to the crisis in the '70s and we did it. It has not helped. No one should ever listen to a Republican when it comes to energy. There is only one answer: Invest in alternative energy now.

If a right wing asshole attempts to open his pork rind hole, tell him the story of the solar panels on the White House. Jimmy Carter had them installed during his presidency. Reagan then had them torn down. He also killed off tax cuts for solar power and gutted our solar research program. How’d that work out? Oh, I can tell you. Two of the solar researchers he fired went on the win Nobel prizes – in other fields. Because he was a Class A fucking idiot.


"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
- Ronald “retard” Reagan, 1981.



FearTheReaper is a writer, comic and actor. You may read more of his naughtiness on his blog, Stop All Monsters.

 

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RedBstrd

RedBstrd

Pomona, CA
April 2004

JUL 23, 2008 03:25 PM

scylis said:

so what you're saying is that Obama just plain likes alternative energy sources in general?

that's always good.



Yes, that is exactly what the source that roubles posted says. Obama supports corn-based ethanol and cellulosic ethanol. He does, however, support the tariff on Brazilian ethanol because he believes that America should pursue energy independence and not just shift from dependence on foreign petroleum to dependence on foreign ethanol.

roubles

roubles

I'm lost
June 2008

JUL 23, 2008 03:46 PM

RedBstrd said:

roubles said:
I didn't say we had to choose between the two nor did I say sugar cane was a miracle cure. Please argue against what I wrote instead of setting up straw men. I advocated removing the tarifs on sugar cane ethanol. Anything that could lower fuel prices should be done. You didn't address the much bigger problem I mentioned which that current fuel prices will cause high inflation and push up interest rates that will damage a housing market that is already the worst since the Great Depression. With large banks and Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac losing billions and facing insolvency, the first priority is to not acclerate the housing downturn by letting inflation and rates go higher than they are now.



Ok, let's look at your original argument. You wrote:


Obama has continued to support corn ethanol which is the one fuel that's worse than oil. The best idea now is sugar cane ethanol which is far more energy efficient and clean. Fat chance of Obama supporting that since he's in the pocket of the big AG companies.



Your argument was that sugar cane ethanol is more energy efficient and clean than corn-based ethanol and therefore Obama must be corrupt to continue to support corn-based ethanol.

Now your argument is that Obama is hurting America by opposing lifting the ethanol tariff.

I will argue against your argument when you decide to settle on one. The only consistency in your argumentation is that you are trying to disagree with Obama no matter what the cost.




Corn ethanol made here is not the same as sugar cane ethanol made in Brazil. Nothing inconsistent about my posts. Obama shouldn't oppose lifting tariffs on sugar cane ethanol from Brazil.

it would provide cheaper ethanol for consumers

That's your prediction about what effect sugar cane ethanol would have. Lower prices is what's needed to lower inflation and mortgage rates and help housing. The energy market doesn't exist in a vacuum. If you're interested in discussing the WHOLE INTERCONNECTED economy, let me know. Further discussion of energy without discussing how it's related to the whole economy (especially housing) is pointless.

RedBstrd

RedBstrd

Pomona, CA
April 2004

JUL 23, 2008 07:21 PM

roubles said:
If you're interested in discussing the WHOLE INTERCONNECTED economy, let me know. Further discussion of energy without discussing how it's related to the whole economy (especially housing) is pointless.



/shrug

Well, you decided to participate in a thread that is about the role of Carter and Reagan in advocating/hindering alternative energy sources and energy independence. You chose to derail it to make accusations about Obama. If these aren't the discussions you wish to have, then please link some material that could serve as the basis for the actual discussion you would like to have. Alternately, you could even start a new thread on the issue that you think is worth discussing.

If you don't wish to do that, then I don't know what to tell you...

Sick

Sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

JUL 24, 2008 05:21 AM

I'm just throwing this out there, as it's pre-coffee, pre-cigarette time.

But what's the important thing about sugar cane that allows it to be made into ethanol? Sugar, right?

So why not use beets instead? A tremendous amount of sugar is made from beets, and they can be grown in more parts of the US than sugarcane.

I'll have to look into it. It's not even a hypothesis as of yet.

trebor

trebor

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

JUL 24, 2008 10:50 AM

One of the downsides of any form of Ethanol is that the energy and resources needed to produce it can potentially outweigh the benefits of using it. Ethanol is at best a short term solution, I think we would be better off in the long term investing in other forms of alternative energy that could be potentially less resource intensive.

semiretiredpunk

semiretiredpunk

Evansville, IN
March 2007

JUL 24, 2008 11:02 AM

Did the talk of coal make anybody else think steampunk automobiles?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

JUL 24, 2008 11:07 AM

semiretiredpunk said:
Did the talk of coal make anybody else think steampunk automobiles?



No, it makes me think of trains.

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

JUL 24, 2008 11:08 AM

Green crude production.
Uses algae.
Does not use farmland.
Does not use agricultural crops.
Can be refined, stored, and transported using existing facilities and infrastructure.
Produces 0 sulfur emissions.
Carbon neutral.

roubles

roubles

I'm lost
June 2008

JUL 24, 2008 04:37 PM

RedBstrd said:

roubles said:
If you're interested in discussing the WHOLE INTERCONNECTED economy, let me know. Further discussion of energy without discussing how it's related to the whole economy (especially housing) is pointless.



/shrug

Well, you decided to participate in a thread that is about the role of Carter and Reagan in advocating/hindering alternative energy sources and energy independence. You chose to derail it to make accusations about Obama. If these aren't the discussions you wish to have, then please link some material that could serve as the basis for the actual discussion you would like to have. Alternately, you could even start a new thread on the issue that you think is worth discussing.

If you don't wish to do that, then I don't know what to tell you...



I discuss fuel prices with other issues because fuel prices have effects on other economic issues. I have explained repeatedly to you the effects of fuel prices on the economy as a whole but you are unable or unwilling to see the connection between energy prices to inflation, interest rates, housing or anything else. Making decisions about fuel without considering effects on other parts of the economy is foolish. I don't what else to tell you except to give the best site IMO for economic news and anlysis.

Calculated Risk
Calculated Risk

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JUL 24, 2008 04:41 PM

Shiny_metal_ass said:
Green crude production.
Uses algae.
Does not use farmland.
Does not use agricultural crops.
Can be refined, stored, and transported using existing facilities and infrastructure.
Produces 0 sulfur emissions.
Carbon neutral.



+1

May require some other adjustments. E.g. fewer cars, more transport-oriented. But that would not be a bad thing.

Sick

Sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

JUL 24, 2008 05:20 PM

Shiny_metal_ass said:
Green crude production.
Uses algae.
Does not use farmland.
Does not use agricultural crops.
Can be refined, stored, and transported using existing facilities and infrastructure.
Produces 0 sulfur emissions.
Carbon neutral.



I like it. Algae fuel, I mean.

The website is incredibly uninformative. What is it? How do algae make fuel? How do cars run off of whatever is produced? And things like

do not result in biodiesel or ethanol
enhance, replace petroleum-based products


are just misleading. Unless these people have created some entirely new process.

But the processes I know of use algae to produce oils, and the oils are turned into biodiesel*, biogasoline, SVO, and other synthetic fuels.

End chemical makeup is the same, just the source that's different. So I guess, technically, they aren't petroleum-based, in that they weren't made from crude oil pumped from the ground. But they're still the same hydrocarbons, and they're going to produce the same greenhouse gases. That may not be an issue, but it's an something that shouldn't be glossed over.

Then again, I realize the website is a promotional thing.

*Diesel fuel made by the transesterification of vegetable oil, or algae oil in this case, rather than by refining petroleum.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JUL 24, 2008 06:02 PM

Sick said:

Shiny_metal_ass said:
Green crude production.
Uses algae.
Does not use farmland.
Does not use agricultural crops.
Can be refined, stored, and transported using existing facilities and infrastructure.
Produces 0 sulfur emissions.
Carbon neutral.



I like it. Algae fuel, I mean.

The website is incredibly uninformative. What is it? How do algae make fuel? How do cars run off of whatever is produced? And things like

do not result in biodiesel or ethanol
enhance, replace petroleum-based products


are just misleading. Unless these people have created some entirely new process.

But the processes I know of use algae to produce oils, and the oils are turned into biodiesel*, biogasoline, SVO, and other synthetic fuels.

End chemical makeup is the same, just the source that's different. So I guess, technically, they aren't petroleum-based, in that they weren't made from crude oil pumped from the ground. But they're still the same hydrocarbons, and they're going to produce the same greenhouse gases. That may not be an issue, but it's an something that shouldn't be glossed over.

Then again, I realize the website is a promotional thing.

*Diesel fuel made by the transesterification of vegetable oil, or algae oil in this case, rather than by refining petroleum.



IIUC, and without looking at Shiny_metal_ass's source, the algae would be photosynthetic; so their primary energy source is solar.
That should overcome the main greenhouse-gas-emission problem.

They might be nitrogen-fixing; I'd hope so. If not, nitrogenous compounds might have to be added; human urine would probably work OK.

RedBstrd

RedBstrd

Pomona, CA
April 2004

JUL 24, 2008 06:45 PM

roubles said:
I discuss fuel prices with other issues because fuel prices have effects on other economic issues. I have explained repeatedly to you the effects of fuel prices on the economy as a whole but you are unable or unwilling to see the connection between energy prices to inflation, interest rates, housing or anything else. Making decisions about fuel without considering effects on other parts of the economy is foolish. I don't what else to tell you except to give the best site IMO for economic news and anlysis.

Calculated Risk
Calculated Risk



No one, myself included, is denying that high fuel prices have a negative effect on the economy as a whole. The issue under question is the amount of impact that removing the ethanol tariff will have. If you can show (through solid information/sources) that removing the tariff will have a noticeable impact, then you have a case. Otherwise, you are wasting your time and ours.

The first site you linked does not directly discuss the ethanol tariff.

The second site you linked does not provide any figures to back up its advocacy of eliminating the ethanol tariff. I just looked over every blog he has on ethanol. His desire to abolish the tariff is only backed up by ideology, not any statistics or estimated effects. If you would like me to consider those sources (mind you, I did just read every blog on ethanol they had), then direct me to a place where he gives some actual substantive data on the impact that removing the embargo would have. In the absence of such data, the site doesn't help your argument much.

Despite the lack of real data (on the potential of removing the ethanol tariff), I did see one blog where he mocked Bush's plan to utilize our strategic reserve to lower fuel prices (link). In his post, he called the 0.25% reduction (from the additional 25,000 barrels per day) "statistically irrelevant."

The post got me thinking and I decided to see how many barrels we could possibly get from Brazil...

Brazil is expected to produce 6.97 billion gallons of ethanol in 2008 (which is 165,952,381 barrels), they consume at least 280,000 barrels per day (assuming that they haven't increased consumption since 2006) - or 102,200,000 barrels per year, which means that we could potentially import 63,752,381 barrels per year. That comes to 174,664 barrels per day. Since ethanol is only 0.66 as energy-rich as petroleum, we would could potentially import the (ethanol) equivalent 115,278 barrels of petroleum per day in 2008. That number, however would assume that the US received every drop of ethanol not consumed domestically in Brazil. We, in fact, only receive 26.4% of their imports, which would be 30,433 barrels of what is equivalent to oil per day.

Of course, if the tariff was removed, perhaps we could import 1/3 to 1/2 of their ethanol exports (in an estimate that is pretty generous to your position). If this were the case, we could get as much as maybe 60,000 barrels per day. If so, we would still be only meeting a number roughly 2 to 3 times as much as what goes into the strategic reserves (or 0.5 to 0.75% of our daily petroleum consumption).

Note: As before, something could be wrong with my methodology or math, but it looks solid.

So, I am left with the question: If your source claims that a 0.25% reduction is "statistically irrelevant," would a 0.5 or 0.75% reduction (in an estimate that is incredibly fair to you) constitute anything that is statistically relevant? Even if that 0.75% was applied to a general reduction in rent, food costs, transportation costs, etc., would it make a meaningful impact on the entire economy?

To emphasize a point: you correctly identify a problem (high fuel costs) and then propose a near-term solution (removing the ethanol tariff). I agree with you on the problem. I disagree on the solution. It does not seem that removing the ethanol tariff will bring in enough ethanol to reduce fuel prices in an amount that will have meaningful impact on the economy. The cost for reducing the price of fuel even this much would be to risk losing much of our domestic ethanol production (and thus our energy independence). That site had an article on the bankruptcies in our domestic ethanol production.

Plus, we can get a larger reduction through diplomacy. The drop in oil prices we saw last week came from confidence in the Iranian production stemming from diplomacy. Your buddy Ron Paul argues that a "sensible approach toward Iran could quickly lower oil prices by $20 per barrel." Even if Ron Paul is being overly optimistic, Obama is in favor of dialogue with Iran and his leadership would remove fears of a US invasion. McCain pursues an aggressive policy in the Middle East (particularly in regard to Iran) and would have the opposite effect. Supporting McCain on the issue of ethanol tariff removal is counter-productive if you are going to have to deal with the impact of McCain's foreign policy on fuel prices.

Are you seriously willing to argue that the increase of ethanol imports will offset the increase of oil prices from McCain's hard-line stance on Iran?

Be rational here and consider all factors. The tariff is one thing that you might not like (I do because it protects an industry that clearly needs it and can't compete, yet we need), but McCain is far more dangerous to our economic health because of his foreign policy.

Sick

Sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

JUL 24, 2008 08:23 PM

SockPuppet said:

Sick said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Shiny_metal_ass said:
Green crude production.
Uses algae.
Does not use farmland.
Does not use agricultural crops.
Can be refined, stored, and transported using existing facilities and infrastructure.
Produces 0 sulfur emissions.
Carbon neutral.



I like it. Algae fuel, I mean.

The website is incredibly uninformative. What is it? How do algae make fuel? How do cars run off of whatever is produced? And things like

do not result in biodiesel or ethanol
enhance, replace petroleum-based products


are just misleading. Unless these people have created some entirely new process.

But the processes I know of use algae to produce oils, and the oils are turned into biodiesel*, biogasoline, SVO, and other synthetic fuels.

End chemical makeup is the same, just the source that's different. So I guess, technically, they aren't petroleum-based, in that they weren't made from crude oil pumped from the ground. But they're still the same hydrocarbons, and they're going to produce the same greenhouse gases. That may not be an issue, but it's an something that shouldn't be glossed over.

Then again, I realize the website is a promotional thing.

*Diesel fuel made by the transesterification of vegetable oil, or algae oil in this case, rather than by refining petroleum.



IIUC, and without looking at Shiny_metal_ass's source, the algae would be photosynthetic; so their primary energy source is solar.
That should overcome the main greenhouse-gas-emission problem.

They might be nitrogen-fixing; I'd hope so. If not, nitrogenous compounds might have to be added; human urine would probably work OK.



Quite right about the greenhouse gas emission problem. Any carbon dioxide produced through the combustion of the fuel would be reused by more algae to produce more fuel. Thus it being carbon-neutral.

Which is why it may not be an issue.

However, it's still not something that should be glossed over; the "information" on the website could possibly be construed as meaning no greenhouse gases are produced at all, which isn't true. It may be of concern if greenhouse gas emissions are a local health topic, for example.

roubles

roubles

I'm lost
June 2008

JUL 24, 2008 08:50 PM

Criticizing Obama on one issue doesn't mean I'm not going to vote for him. George Bush wouldn't talk with Iran until recently. I will see if McCain modifies his foreign policy before making a decision on a candidate.

When did Ron Paul become "my buddy"? I haven't mentioned him any in any of my posts anywhere.

The blog I listed isn't only focused on one issue but instead on all relevant and pressing economic
issues. I disagree that protecting the US corn ethanol industry is more important than lowering prices by whatever we can with Brazil ethanol. The fact that the exact amount hasn't been quantified isn't a reason not to lift the tariffs. The US corn ethanol industry isn't "needed." I have never ued corn ethanol. How can something most don't use be needed? It isn't.

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